Random quote time? Next chapter is called "Chrysalis Confirms That Ponies Are Insane"

Celestia cleared her throat as if warning Cadence to take things seriously. Now there was an exercise in futility.

“I should excuse myself from this meeting,” Celestia suggested in a fake-kind tone. “Clearly I am… not needed.”

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Almost finished my commission, so will hopefully be adding to Polyamory again soon. Rough plans are as follows:

5 Changeling Shenanigans - Chrysalis subverts Canterlot's defenses for the sake of a prank bang, finds out something interesting, then makes a wedding unnecessarily naughty.
6 Thanks MA Larson - Did you know that becoming an alicorn 1) returns your physical body to 'virgin' status and 2) sends you into a raging heat? I did.

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View on Derpibooru (Original source unknown at time of posting)

My story is now visible! Do enjoy if it interests you~!

Wallflower is such a cutie~

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I was linked to one more pro-incest blog last week(-ish), here:
http://marriage-equality.blogspot.com/2011/11/frequently-asked-question-why-is-incest.html?m=1

While it touched on some of the reasons anti-incest laws seems to persist today, what I found more interesting was another blog it linked to near the end:
http://marriage-equality.blogspot.com/p/discredited-invalid-arguments.html

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America just made it legal for homosexuals to join us married plebs in our misery. Hooray!

But why stop there?

This is not a joke post, I am in fact serious. Relationships of this nature do exist and I do feel they should be recognised. I mean, why not? It's only fair.

(still spoken in the DBZ announcer's voice)
Next time on Polyamory! Chrysalis abducts her own fiancees as a wedding present, and only the power of incest can save them! Later, Celestia trades Twilight in on a newer model and Spike's virginity is brutally murdered!

(back in Crimson's sexy imaginary voice)

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I underestimated how many people would want more than 10! So I redid the poll, adding an 'other' option. Just type in a simple number so it'll count it right. I'll choose a number around the average of where most people chose. Anyway, how many offspring should result from Shining X Chrysalis' activities during Canterlot Wedding?

Also, how should the offspring come about? External eggs, live birth, or implanted eggs?

Well I know what Chryssie's wedding dress will look like now. Whoever knew she could be that adorable?

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Some background first.

So, as some know, I've had two boyfriends and I'm on a third.

The first boyfriend lasted a month and I'm not entirely sure either of us really felt anything for each other. Haven't talked to him in a while, but I still consider him a friend *shrug*

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SHE'LL KNOW WHO SHE IS WHEN SHE FINDS IT