Hey, everypony! Soooooo…I was feeling bored today, so I decided to put several G5 songs through multiple layers of Google Translate out of some morbid curiosity as to what they would look like once turned back into English. It turns out I forgot the number one rule of the Internet, which is never believe anything that comes out of Google Translate. This happened:

Danger, Danger

Now is not the time to be complacent
We owe you something

Something is hidden, they are close

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Wow. You have no idea how happy I am right now, guys. I am literally pinching myself to wake up as this just feels so unreal. My eyes are filled with tears of joy and I’m shaking with excitement. The fact that I’ve succeeded in getting justice for someone is just something I never thought I’d ever do. This is just…wow. This just feels me with so much joy and a feeling of euphoria that I didn’t even think was possible. But enough of me beating around the bush with cheesy sentimental statements.

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Today marks Worthless’s one year anniversary of being posted to this site and kickstarting the Misty Saga! What a journey writing this series has been so far. When I first wrote the story a year ago, I never thought it would bloom into the phenomenon that it is now. Since then, I’ve learned so much and grown over the course of each installment. It’s because of you guys that I have the confidence I do as a writer, and I owe it all to this story. Misty really is a pony who speaks to me on

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Misty Brightdawn: “Hey, Izzy! Guess what?”

Izzy Moonbow: “Purpose releases this Sunday!!”

[beat]

Misty Brightdawn: (facehoof) “I…asked you to guess.”
_{Inspired by the TPOT 8 announcement on Jacknjellify.}

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Hello, everypony and Happy New Year! Yes, it’s a bit late, but I am pleased to announce that I am back from vacation and what an interesting experience that has been. It ended up being the most productive 10 days for my channel ever, the first G5 defense video was finally uploaded, and I even got myself into a bit of a minor YouTube drama regarding my recent response video to beatfox15’s Chapter 6 review. Fun, right? Well all good things must come to an end, and with the start to a new year

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I’ve updated Trials of the Force! Chapter 17 is now posted and you can all go read it if you’re interested. It feels so good to see this story finally back from the dead. Enjoy!

5 days before the release of Make Your Mark Chapter 5! What are you most looking forward to seeing? What do you hope to see? Type your wishlists down below!!

Hey, everypony! I am back with a casual blog post. Nothing ranty, no calling out a horrible person this time. I just wanted to clear the air and explain some things that have just happened, or will happen. For one, you’re probably very confused about why there are two extra stories before the cancelled Guardians of Harmony story on my story page. Don’t worry, I have an explanation for that, and trust me, it’s not as complicated as it sounds. It’s time to reveal my greatest shame.

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I literally just woke up this morning and saw that Eldorado had given The BlueEM2 and I admin status over the Official Generation Five Site group! It appears that the switch worked! Hallelujah!! While we don’t necessarily *own* the group by legal definition, Crystalbreeze and Edboii don’t seem to ever be coming back to it, so despite our status being just as admins, consider us the de facto new owners of the group in all but law. I’m currently waiting until Blue gets back home in order for us

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Bet you guys didn’t expect this curveball of an announcement, huh? Well, it’s true. To those of you wanting one of my oldest stories to make a triumphant comeback, your wish has been officially granted by me, your handsome King Magnifico of Rosas-wait a minute. Sorry, I just love Wish way too much. But yeah. I am proud to announce that Star Wars: The Trials of the Force (Part One) will be making a return in 2024 and it is my mission to finish it once and for all. It’s been a long

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Happy 4th of July, everypony! How are you all doing? Just wanted to check in and ask how y’all spent your Independence Day. Not much is going on for me right now at the moment. As for announcements, you all know full well that my video will be premiering tomorrow! Or at least…part of it will.

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Hey, everypony! Just wanted to let y’all know that my first three songs have officially dropped on my channel! Feel free to give them a watch and let me know what you think, I’d love to hear what you guys have to say. Thanks!

Hey, everypony! So I just watched Dr. Wolf’s new video on what he thinks the new G5 title My Little Pony: Secrets of Starlight might be and it’s a very interesting theory. As he said, we don’t have much to go off of yet, so it remains to be seen what it will be. But one possibility he mentioned did catch my attention and it’s something I hope doesn’t happen for the foreseeable future as it is a genuinely dystopian prospect.

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Hmmm…let’s see. Breezies returning…interesting. More exploration for Misty’s character, I’m liking this…cool song number…wait a minute. Is that…MISTY IS ALPHABITTLE’S DAUGHTER?!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

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I’ve updated Trials of the Force again! Chapter 18 is now posted.

Hello, everypony! Yes, I know you all may be flabbergasted right now, but trust me. I’m being completely and totally serious. Remember back in the glory days of this fandom, where fan orchestral pony music was all the rage? Well, as part of our overarching initiative to restore this community, it appears that we’re finally going to be bringing this wonderful and creative aspect back. Today, I managed to create two original songs that will premiere on the main channel on the 22nd of September,

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I literally just refreshed the Netflix page multiple times and timed it to the minute. CHAPTER 5 IS HERE!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Time to give these episodes a watch! If things go well, that’s not the only thing that’ll be here.