Anyone in need of a good laugh? · 4:11am Jun 30th, 2023

Hey, everypony! Soooooo…I was feeling bored today, so I decided to put several G5 songs through multiple layers of Google Translate out of some morbid curiosity as to what they would look like once turned back into English. It turns out I forgot the number one rule of the Internet, which is never believe anything that comes out of Google Translate. This happened:

Danger, Danger

Now is not the time to be complacent
We owe you something

Something is hidden, they are close
The feeling is amazing, amazing
Turn the fight, the whip, the fear
I slowly said "danger, danger"

The stranger crawled slowly and steadily
bright wings, rough edges
Imagine what they could do with the situation.
Steal, steal and steal
they go to town
Don't just sit in the corner and expect nothing.
Let us be blind, stateless (ooh)

The more nerves, the better the timing
And you better not catch them blinking
Reason, fillers and men are not necessary
There is no time to be frugal
mob (mob?), m-m-mafio, mafia
Nations? (usually?), I'm angry, I'm angry
many people, m-m-rahan, many people
people, people, angry, angry

To fight see black and white
That's your little horse
Take your time and your pride
Have a strong audience
I can't go a mile wrong
especially if you shout loudly
You couldn't borrow a lawnmower
Are you sad about your illness?
Are you afraid of tomorrow?
Well, the pain is gone.
If you follow my mindless orders

About us? (You people are crazy about us)
So what do we say? (You people are crazy about us)
Look at this corn (it is manna).
Look at that man (ah, my name's Rob)

mob, mob, m-m-g, mafia
people, people, angry, angry
mob, mob, m-m-g, mafia
people, people, angry, angry
mob, mob, m-m-g, mafia
people, people, angry, angry
mob, mob, m-m-g, mafia
People, people, anger, anger;

Fresh

I feel now
êcetu depends on powiercs
like my pen
- I love you (uh, uh)
what do you feel
Like everything is red (hey hey hey)
nothing is clear
known colors of the rainbow.

paint
I am famous and fast
Add to my haunted poem.
So fly my music.
I think it's beautiful
I'm OK

I feel now
Jakas Hryva
Here I am, here I am
send me your love
I enjoyed the new sense of magic around my friends.
Neschone Grosche
Oh, we're always there
Oh oh
This is the best you can see. Oh oh
I'm the best that can go

Opaline

You can't tell me I'm fine, but that's all I need
you are related to me
I could say yes, but she made me an absolute queen.
they will respect me

Such a calm sea speaks of a storm
i mean good thing
Feel the heat, feel the pulse, hypnotize, dream
singing and companions follow
possible

His wealth burns with fire
possible
see you see you
devil, devil
give give give give
devil, devil
give give give give

you think i'm bad but i'm not
It means victory (yes, yes, yes).
Such a calm sea speaks of a storm
i mean good thing

Feel the heat, feel the pulse, hypnotize, dream
singing and companions follow
Take away (Can you hear me?) (Power).
red veins

I can (I can, I can, I can)
see you see you
fire(force, force, force);
give give give give
Oh fire, come on, come on, you'll see fire
give give give give
is it clean

Glowin’ Up

They don’t run like they used to
We lost what we had
We’ll have updates (when they become available).
I know he's a warrior.
I see fire (fire).
I am a genius (oh-ho-who).
we have light in our hands
we are more than that
And we are one

It's in your head, if you will.
we have light in our hands
I can't wait for that
they work with us
You draw the sky (hey).

black friends
jumping and jumping during the performance
black friends
"Hello" or "what?"
black friends
jumping and jumping during the performance
black friends
"Hello" or "what?"
secretary (ouch, ouch, ouch).
We fell in love (oh oh oh).
Go to the light (ay, ho, oh).
secretary (ouch, ouch, ouch).
question (oh oh oh oh).

we have light in our hands
black friends
jumping and jumping during the performance
black friends
"Hello" or "what?"
definition (solution).
running and walking on the trail (good).
black friends
a for hi"

All You Need Is Your Beat

First, let it snow
the magic within you
this is music that wants to connect
If so, that's a good start.
as peace
You will see soon
not much
until your song begins to rise

you just need to write a poem
you just need to write a poem
I will kill her
and in the future you will know
imagination flows

you just need to write a poem
you just need to write a poem
alas!
(You need your singing style)
you just need to write a poem

Make Your Mark Theme Song

good afternoon!
I am glowing!
I am glowing!
Oh let's make a map
keep smiling like this
oh oh
there are horses everywhere
you can feel the wind
let your flame shine, shine
Communicate with participants
through hashtags
Heart to heart, you know we care
I will do it.

What have I done? Once you see it, you can never unsee it. I think the lessons we all learned here are:

1. Sprout Cloverleaf is part of the mafia
2. Pipp and the Mane 5 love painting with the known colors of the rainbow
3. Opaline is trying to summon Satan
4. Pipp is in love with secretaries who she calls black friends (that’s racist)
5. The cure to artist’s block is simply to write a poem
6. The ponies are going on an adventure using a map and starting a revolution using online hashtags

I am so sorry for the absolute abomination that I’ve unleashed onto the world.

See you all later!