Alright, so if you actually enjoy my stories, writing style, and whatnot, then I can offer you something.

If a person can guess the song name and artist of the song I’m about to post, you can get a free one-shot commission of <10,000 words by me to redeem at any time*. Editing is included.

I will not write porn stories of any type, but anything else is fair game. Just note that I am a slice of life writer, and thus will write slice of life stories the best.

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"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start"

In the world of video games, there exists a thing known as "cheat codes".
Specific patterns of unusual order, secretly added by the designers as a reward to curious and skillful players.
They can take any effect imaginable, from revealing secret outfits to unlocking new and game-breaking abilities.

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Sunset and Moondancer decided to learn everything about royalty from a very direct source. Shining Armor is ready to teach them everything he knows about being a prince and living with the most lustful princess in the country.

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A murder, a manhunt, and a malicious modicum of martyrdom plague Princess Luna in this tale proposed for "Suggest A Story September." Don't forget to give it a like and leave a comment, please! (After all, it's my first new story in 7 months!)

This one's for you peaches

Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

• Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
• Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

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