So I've gone all week on a backpacking trip. That is way out of my comfort zone for me, and when I came home today, all I wanted to do was just kick back and unwind after a week of being uncomfortable. But I come home and my mom is crying, my dad is trying to comfort her, my baby sister is screaming her head off and my three brothers have barricaded themselves in their rooms. I have no clue what I missed, but it must've been pretty big, because my family can usually just suck up their problems

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Did the gods of fimfic see the Jim Carrey grinch movie and just never recover emotionally

http://www.twitch.tv/eragon13666/ Have any questions or just wanna watch me game? Follow the link right now and enjoy! Face cam now on

So I wanted to give you guys a quick update on my two stories. Yes I am still writing both of them I'm sorry that it's taking me so long but a few things have happened one I've hit a slight writer's block or these two stories that I'm starting to come out of and the other one is life hit me pretty hard in the face recently a lot of family stuff is going on and I've been dealing with that to the best of my abilities I want to take this time to apologize for taking so long with these two stores

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After taking a long week off, I have returned! Now I am available to talk with others again. I was gone to think about my stories without any interuption. Thank you all for your patience!

Specifically at this lil’ gem:

Although depending on how good my understanding of timezones is I might have missed it by up to 12 hours!

The story was terrible anyway. Not publishing that.

Side note: I originally intended to write a rap battle and enter it into the 'experimental' category. Yeah. It turns out it's really hard to get to 1000 words that way. So I switched to writing a regular story a couple hours before the deadline.

Hello there again, folks! Sorry about the delay on this one. I forgot about it for a while and then found it again and began working on it today. So I hope you'll all enjoy this one because I sure enjoyed writing it. Without further interruptions I present to you the story of the hour!

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Seriously, though...

I love having fun! so let this be your fun time.

Which you can find linked at the side here, because I still don't know how to fancily link things directly in a blog post. It's for a contest. And as an even bigger surprise, I actually have a second entry that I will be uploading tomorrow.

...Not much to say, except that I can only write depressing things.

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"Pinochet," repeated Hawkeye, as if he was trying it on for size, "Anyway, you got any plans to head down there and see her swing? After all you're the one who brought her in."

"And the reason why she's swinging." The big man shook his head . "Never was much one for witnessing hang-ings myself, though. Too much of a spectacle for all the wrong reasons."

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Because I think this is neat and I know this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqZIC1BXwPA

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/413341/castles-have-feelings-too

Not sure why this story was created in audio format after five years, but I am not complaining.

That moment you realize you are a half naked man in a ballz hot room surrounded by MLP toys recording audio for a fanfiction based on a show for little girls.

I HAVE CREATED A MACHINE THAT CAN TURN ANYTHING INTO BUTTS!

BEHOLD! BUTT PLANTS!

BUTT FOOD!

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Wish me luck and I would like to have screen shots of my adventure into mental ward of death and insanity. but I'm more than likely not going to do it because if you have ever seen the game you know why. though I will have them they will just be on my steam.

You will never know my steam account.

"Why are you even making this a post".

"don't entirely know Kinkajou".

"Well lets hope this scares you to stop doing some stuff".

"Stop talking"!

I have one issue right now - In the past few weeks, I have started using Just Eat and have it installed on my phone. As a result, I have ordered takeaway more times in these last four-five weeks than I have in the past few years.

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Yes. That title indicates that I am bored and tired at the end of this school semester. I don't want politics, I don't want school. I just want to talk to people about random things like pones and such.

So! Any art, music, TV shows, games, science, or whatever that have been interesting you guys lately? I wanna check 'em out!

Give me cool things to think about!

All right. Depression sucks. A lot. Also, Seriously....my dad is driving me up the wall.

I am starting to really lose it, and I lost it so much that I had a dream of where I did something I liked doing that scared me.

My dream self was loving the fact that he was choking his dad to death. scary huh?

That's from a dream, and I felt happy about it but scared at the same time.

My god.

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