Hey guys. I wrote this story a few years ago, and you guys tracked it. I'm wanting to know what I did right and wrong with this story so that I can improve as a writer. Any tips and tricks would be highly appreciated. MrNumbers has helped point me in the right direction, but some more input would be very helpful.

Thanks!

~ Socks

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My story was posted 3 hours and 27 minutes ago and only got 17 views that were not from me. How stupid.

Just when I thought the Powerpuff Girls reboot couldn't get any worse as I talked about last night, I see this:

...

I like to think that speaks for itself but...

WHOEVER THOUGHT THE POWERPUFF GIRLS TWERKING WAS A GOOD IDEA NEEDS TO BE FUCKING FIRED.

Can somepony give me a bottle of bleach? I need to wash my eyes out because this is the most horrendous abomination of a reboot to have ever existed! Have the CN execs lost their fucking marbles?! Why the hell would they greenlit something shitty like this?!

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I wanted to call a friend, telling them about how I've been feeling pretty shitty lately. They didn't pick up, but I needed to do something to feel a bit better. That's when I finished my hooch. Half a juice bottle, to be exact. I started to feel the buzz, but it still didn't feel like enough. That's when I decided to call whiskey for help, too. And then I had three shots of vodka. You see, I come from a judgmental family, and that made me scared shitless of people's

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so it's 2:37 in the fucking morning

I got called into work after work roughly eight or so hours ago to work overnights because the person who usually works nights called off

I've got nothing to do aside from watching Netflix or playing isaac on my laptop or something

so fuck it

let's talk about humans in Equestria

^ Do you see this guy here?

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I have had Pinkie Pie's Smile Song stuck in my head all day, and the worst part was that I couldn't sing along because I was at work, where there are other people...

I hope you all choke on it.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:55_8/10/2015

I never want to interact with a harsh, arrogant, hostile, impatient, and unforgiving individual ever again. I don't care if they make great NSFW fan art. All I did was sympathize with their situation, apologize, and be polite, but they reacted unpleasantly, turning the conversation into a nightmare which severely affected my mental health. In retaliation for kicking me out of their server, I blocked them on Discord, Twitter, and Tumblr. I feel like I want to quit Discord for the 2nd time. Or at

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Ok ok I thought I had posted this earlier but I guess the website ate it up or something and it wasn't actually posted. I tried writing it in my own words, but I guess now that's gone I'm just going to copy and paste it straight from the blog post I learned from.

The Post

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Aaaand we’re finally here.

What can I say, folks – it’s been a journey. I almost feel emotional writing this announcement.

This contest literally started as me idly muttering “would be cool to make one of those m’self one day” in a public chat. And now look at this! Forty-seven entries, more than four thousand views in the original announcement, we took over the featured box, and overall? I’m sure we all had a lot of fun.

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This one's for you peaches

Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

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