I remember the first time I drank King Cobra malt liquor. I was somewhere off of fourteenth street when the idea of renting a movie or two and eating chili with some friends came to mind. These friends were the sort of friends who were into making their own wall paper out of the pictures in such classic periodicals as Juggs and Hustler. There was a naked dude there too to which I asked why there was a naked dude there and the short one with the star tattoo on his elbow immediately screamed,

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So I'm watching Lavalantula on Syfy and during the ad break...this.

Really? Really?

Did advertisers learn NOTHING from the banned Quiznos ad?

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Before I begin, I need to say that I totally forgot that I hung out with Winston at the con, too, and completely forgot to mention him in the last blog post.

Source

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Here is the first commercial for G4.5 MLP or G5 MLP AKA My Little Pony: Pony Life AKA My Little Pony Go that is coming in next year in 2020.

This is not a joke, check out the article below.

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/11/hasbro-presser-reveals-new-show-title.html

If you guys are nerds who don't care about the Super Bowl (like me), come check out the new part releasing today. I guarantee it'll be way more exciting than watching the Patriots play in it for like the umpteenth time!*

I'll be dropping it in a few hours!

*Nothing against Patriots fans, it's just one of the few things I actually know about this year's game, and therefore open for satire fodder.

FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that

there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT

anyway here's the commercial

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