"Alright, that's the last straw!" Ocellus snarled, pacing around in her room. Pharynx had picked the locks to let them in. "They can't scare us like that!"

"So what are you suggesting we do, exactly?" Pharynx asked

"Hm..."

~Later~

"Heh, did we get those guys or what?" Venom chuckled as he, Cricket, and Sunset re-entered the Change Gang's home.

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“Alright fellas, I have another target for you.”

“Is it that Pentagon guy again?”

“No Tempest. It is not.” *Points to the board, where an Alicorn's picture sat* “Moonlight Shimmer!”

*Spits up coffee* “What?!”

“Yes Pharynx. We’re hunting Moonlight.”

“I don’t think that’s necessary.”

“Look man, she’s bothering you. If you ain’t takin' action, we are.”

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I'm admittedly very curious why my just-released story for the Summer Sin Celebration is one of the lowest-rated stories in the bunch (15th percentile), because I feel that it's well-written, cohesive, interesting, and sexy.

How could anybuggy say no to that adorable tsundere buggo face?

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In which Starlight and Pharynx square up to decide the fate of a certain chompy box monster...

Well, now that Thorax has a reformed brother, that means that there are two royal brothers in the Changeling kingdom.

And there are two royal sisters that rule over Equestria.

...

<_<
>_>

People are going to start shipping Celestia and Thorax and Luna and Pharynx now, are't they?

“Why do you have to be so annoying?”

“Hey! I’m just trying to explain it to you! The history of the language is-”

“Long and boring. Also, unnecessary to learn.”

“...Fascinating and intriguing.”

“‘Fascinating’ and ‘intriguing’ mean the same thing!”

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