Mar

28th

2019

ducks!!!!! · 5:20pm Mar 28th, 2019

FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that

there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT

anyway here's the commercial

Report Monochromatic · 845 views · #im gonna look BALLER #BALLER U GUYS #IM GONNA LOOK CUTE!!!! #i even put on a special outfit to accessorize cause im going to the movies tonight #IM GOING TO BE FASHIONABLE #rarity would be proud #also god do see the commercial though its so goddamn cute #also very sincere #ALSO THE PART WHERE HE STARS SQUAWKING ANGRILY IT GETS ME EVERYTIME #anyway yeah ok ilu all

Jul

7th

2020

Which one would you like me to do next? - How to Catch a...(enter voted name here) · 9:37am Jul 7th, 2020

Alright, the ''How to Catch a'' stories have been surprisingly popular, and I think I'm going to go through with writing one for each of the main characters. Naturally, Rainbow Dash will likely be excluded from having her own story as a prankee because she's teamed with Dom, so that leaves us with two remaining characters to victimise next! So, that brings us to the big question: who do you want me to do next?

Rarity

Report Ribe_FireRain · 182 views · #How to Catch a series #How to Catch an Applejack #How to Catch a Twilight #How to Catch a Fluttershy #Rainbow Dash #Dom the Human #who do you want me to prank next? #which character do you want to see in a How to Catch story? #Who's next?! #Voter's Choice #Viewer's Choice #take your pick #let me know!

Apr

11th

2020

Quick and Short Writing Update · 10:47pm Apr 11th, 2020

I'm very busy lately. But here is a quick and short update so you won't be in the dark about my current writing progress anymore.

Report Fluttercheer · 239 views · #Writing #Writing Plans #Dreamwalker Dash #Horror #One day I'll be the next Stephen King or Lovecraft you'll see #Or a fusion of both of them yeah that will be perfect #Letters to Cozy Glow #My Little Pony: Guardians of Crystal Growth #Upcoming Stories #Reformation from the Heart #First New Story of 2020 #First New Story of the Year

Feb

22nd

2016

hello followers · 1:58am Feb 22nd, 2016

all 93 of you
hello

if anyone
wants to
give me a shoutout
so that i have more than 93 followers
that would be great

i ship rarijack, sunlight, and flutterdash, and i like cosplay. i post blogs about cosplay sometimes, and i also occasionally post my art (some MLP, some not)
i write sometimes
i also am going to compete a poetry recitation contest on Saturday, but i dont think anyone cares about that
i like some anime

Report anonymousjedi · 242 views · #i cant believe i actually have this many followers #thank you again everyone!!!!! #and if there's anything you ever need to talk about #just PM me and i'll try to help #because i really do care about you guys #i might not be the most active follower #and i might not read every blog or comment on every story #but i do love seeing you guys be active #so seriously #thanks #*hugs*

Dec

18th

2017

holidays are real and sometimes people celebrate them · 11:39pm Dec 18th, 2017

but not me
i've been writing quite a lotta words
including the afndskjlelasj that is enemy of mine
so by about new year's
thou shalt have some horsewords by me
(also a one shot that's long but whatever)

mostly, thank you for all the well wishes~

it's certainly helped

so even though i'm too pagan to christmas:

happy hanukkah, motherfuckers

Report Ice Star · 417 views · #guess the artist #hiatus breaker two: electric hiatusloo #icestarpony #blag #i'll be back #one daaaayyyyy #enemy of mine shall see updates soon i promise #kwanzaa is real #norris is a faget #thank you #for the well wishes and comments though because i thought i should thank you and that's why this blog exists #maybe because of the juxtaposition of the tags you thought i was thanking norris for being a faget but noooooo #kwanzaa is seriously a real thing tho

Oct

27th

2016

Why God Hates Human Applejack (Or "How to Humanize the Ponies") · 8:31pm Oct 27th, 2016

This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

Report Aragon · 2,159 views · #Commission #also I can't be the only one who sees it as super obvious #that Sunset Shimmer was designed first as a human and second as a pony #and that's what her design is so appealing #I still don't get why y'all wanna fuck her though #I'd rather tap EQG Snails #he looks pretty fuckin' wild

Sep

27th

2020

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

Report Aragon · 4,307 views · #My sister is so used to seeing me draw these things #that lately she's been checking out what I do #and whenever I draw a panel she particularly likes #(which is often houses #or anything without a horse in it) #she goes oh hey if you clean that up and print it #I can color it with my watercolors #and then we can hang it on the wall as a collab #and I think it's sweet how my family is so into me doing horse stuff #even though they VERY BLATANTLY hate the horses #it's nice

May

14th

2016

so I tried to present my case to my parents on why I should get short hair · 3:15am May 14th, 2016

and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

Report anonymousjedi · 425 views · #anywho rambling over #gods I feel like I'm on the verge of a panic attack #I am trying so hard not to cry #like the fact that he said that he views lgbt people as evil and God haters #and that because of characters/ fandoms ive liked in the past #he could see why I might side with "the evils of the world" #but hen he said he wasn't accusing me of being lesbian? #and he said he knew I was comfortable being a girl #and then that gay people are just people #like wow how contradictory can u be #I WANT TO SHAVE MY HAIR OFF I HATE THIS

Jul

19th

2017

~ Book 2 ~ Act I ~ The Enchanted Kingdom ~ · 12:54am Jul 19th, 2017

Hi everyone!

Just a quick announcement that, due to external circumstances such as a crippling writer's block regarding this story, I realized that I needed a fresh start with EL.

Sep

23rd

2020

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 375 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

Report Silent Whisper · 187 views · #yes this makes no sense #no I don't care #Hell's Belles doesn't make sense but some people still read it #okay so when I said I'd update it every week #I might've misjudged how much school would kick my butt the first few weeks of school #I'm alright now though #and by "alright" I mean I posted something THIS week #we'll see about next week #I hope you're having a wonderful week so far #and I hope something good happens to you today!

Sep

5th

2021

Something big is coming... · 8:54am Sep 5th, 2021

It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

Report Silent Whisper · 292 views · #CotS #what could that mean? #... it means that yes there's already a fic on this site with this title #but I've yet to come up with a better one so screw it #also by "this is only the half of it" I'm being clever #because there's a sister fic in the works #but this one's got more written thus far #so it's going out first #and we'll see if anyone likes it #fingers crossed that someone will be excited for it #because I certainly am! #I've never poured this much into a longfic #and I plan to update REGULARLY on a SCHEDULE #so... if you have advice regarding that hmu

Apr

23rd

2018

I'll Become Immortal, and I'll Live On in Your Memory · 12:42am Apr 23rd, 2018

Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

Report Aragon · 2,298 views · #RAM PA PA PAM PAM #RA PA PAM PAM #man I was so glad that the story actually got featured #imagine my embarrassment if it had completely failed #fucking risky move that #but it paid off #and now #y'all choke on my cock #then again of course immediately after I got featured with 0 followers I was told I was still gaming the system and it wasn't a TRUE feature #cause now using the romance tag is also cheating apparently #there is only a very small combination of tags that you can use if you want your feature to count #y'see #the same happened to MrNumbers when he also got an alt account and also got featured with 0 followers #starting to see a pattern?

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair