I am a big fan of the original work this film was based on. I waited a long time to see this film. Green Gods preserve me, I had high hopes for it the whole while. I finally saw it today. Wanna know what I thought of it? Here you go.

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Yo, what's up, my good pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 5th "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna be giving you guys an analysis on "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit".

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Evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Once again, I am back with another movie review. And today, I’ll be reviewing one of the film industry’s timeless treasures: Mary Poppins.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Mighty Joe Young".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings and salutations, my good friends.

This is your on-top-of-it-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here to give you all another film analysis.

And today, for my 77th film review, and my 3rd "Thanksgiving Treat" to you all, I'm gonna be reviewing "Joseph: King of Dreams".

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Pink Panther". The 1963 film directed by Blake Edwards to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 142nd film analysis, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Peter Pan: Return to Neverland".

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Merry Christmas, my good friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 8th installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Lady and the Tramp". The animated version from 1955 to be exact.

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Where have I been. I could attempt some yarn about how I was circling the drain or something overly dramatic full of the type of pseudo symbolism that the going through puberty set thinks is edgy and dark. In reality it's a lot of navel gazing and thinking you understand something more than you actually do or being overly disappointed when things don't work out because of a lack of experience, especially when it comes to nuance.

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Yo, what's up, peoples?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 7th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Signs".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, my friends?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my analysis on Don Bluth's "All Dogs Go to Heaven", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "All Dogs Go to Heaven 2".

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Turner and Hooch". The film from 1989 that stars Tom Hanks to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what’s up everybody?

It’s me with another film review, only this film...isn’t a very well-known film.

The film I’m reviewing today is “Help! I’m a Fish”.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Does anybody want to hear about my weekend at Dragon Con? No? Good. It wasn't bad but it was uneventful. I'd say the biggest four things I managed to do were as follows. On the first day of the convention my roommates and I went to Jalapeño Charlie's where they ran out of food and had to shut down the kitchen for a half hour. When we ate the food was good and when we left we took the elevator.

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So, how full does Queen Chrysalis have to be before she's full and gets her own hippy dippy coat of paint? I only ask because Thorax made like Zeppelin and gave her all of his love and she still didn't get a paint job or even a buff job. Heck the rest of changelings at the hive just covered her in their love beams and it still wasn't enough. I haven't seen a woman that insatiable since porn star Andrea True did the song More More More and still never got enough.

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I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh

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Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens
by JJ Abrams

Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope fanfic
135 minutes

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Aloha, Amigos.

This is your friendly film and tv show reporter here with another report.

Now, before I get into what I think of this film, I’d like to ask you all a question:

Has anyone ever wondered what film I believe is one of the worst, if not the worst, movies in existence? One that’s so terrible, I would rate it even below just a one?

Well, look no further, because the answer to your 2-part question comes in the form of THIS COMPLETE MONSTROSITY RIGHT HERE:

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Is it just me or should they have not reformed Diamond Tiara? I know it's something that was done awhile ago but when you look at Cozy Glow it's really just Diamond Tiara who's playing a bit more of the long game. I think it would have worked out better.

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