The Christmas Log · 7:07pm Nov 29th, 2015
The Christmas Log:
There is a Christmas tradition where you beat a log until it poops out presents while singing a song about it pooping out gifts.
This is the song you sing while you beat it:
shit, log,
shit nougats (turrón),
hazelnuts and mató cheese,
if you don't shit well,
I'll hit you with a stick,
shit, log!