I am a big fan of the original work this film was based on. I waited a long time to see this film. Green Gods preserve me, I had high hopes for it the whole while. I finally saw it today. Wanna know what I thought of it? Here you go.

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Richard M. Nixon was the the 37th president of the United States. Before that he was Vice President under Dwight D. Eisenhower, a member of the house of representatives, a naval officer, lawyer and periodically during his life an author. He appeared on a few television shows including The Mickey Mouse Club, Laugh-In and various late night television comedy shows like Jack Paar or The Merv Griffin Show. When asked on (if I recall in 1968) one of said shows if he planned to announce that he

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So back in March I did a series of stupid things apparently. The problem is that I'm not sure which one of them caused the problem I'm dealing with currently. See it could be because I kicked a large heavy object when it fell toward me. It could have been the hole in the yard that I stepped in. Heck it could be a couple of other things that ... frankly I'm baffled how they would hurt a knee but if you can sneeze and paralyze yourself I can wonder if that was what caused it.

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Greetings, my good comrades.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another analysis.

Today, for my 116th film review and 8th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of one of the most underrated films I've ever seen: "The Tourist".

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Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the second installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Christmas Chronicles 2".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings, friends.

This is your friendly movie & TV show reporter with a new review.

Today, I’ll be giving you all an analysis of “The Mummy”. The film from 1999 in case anyone’s wondering.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Ahoy, Mateys! And a very Happy New Year to ye too!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another shilling of a review.

Today, for me first film review of 2023, I be given ye scallawags me third take on a member of the VeggieTales franchise: "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter once again here with another film review.

And today, for my 1st installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'll be reviewing "Casper (1995)".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Ahoy, Mateys!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode reportin' buccaneer here with another shillin' of an analysis.

Today, for the 4th and final installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I be givin' ye scalawags me 2nd take on an installment of the VeggieTales Franchise: "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie".

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I get the feeling that Princess Luna has the worst job out of the princesses. I'm not talking about raising the moon and getting no real credit for it because apparently every horse in the land goes to bed at a sensible time. By the way what is a sensible time? I say go to bed when you're tired. Who cares if it's 10 pm or seventy five hours from now. But I digress.

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Yo, what’s up, peoples?! I’m back with another review.

Today, as part of the Christmas rush, I will be reviewing “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas”, a midquel to the original film taking place during the time Belle is a prisoner at the castle.

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Aloha, my good pals.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 114th film analysis and fifth installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Hitch".

Here's the summary of it:

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Hiya, pals!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here, clocking in to show you guys another review.

Today, for my 8th "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna be presenting to you guys my review on "Matilda (1996)".

Here's the summary of it:

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So, where have I been. I mean honestly this has been the first time I've submitted anything since July of last year. The truth is I've really been absolutely nowhere. I've weaved my way through the many days avoiding angry crowds of one stripe or another. I've paid my bills mostly on time if not for the laziness of the local parcel services I'd be on time. I've worked at my job and one foot on one leg hurts regularly while the other knee pops loudly. Various people that I've called

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, to celebrate this year's Earth Day, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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G’Day, Mates. AMU back with another review, as well as at the moment, trying to sound Australian.

(*clears throat* Excuse me.)

Today, I’m gonna be reviewing the 2012 adaption of “The Three Stooges.

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So recently because I'm a totally normal person with a totally refined sense of taste when it comes to fiction, I got on a binge of going through some of those good old 1950s (and some from the 60s) sci-fi movies, rewatching ones I hadn't seen in ages and getting around to watching ones I'd never seen before, either at all or only parts of, and I thought for the heck of it I'd share some little "mini-reviews" I've written up of some of the ones I've seen...also because it's been ages since I

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