Vargras: ...I listed the reasons.
Chalice_Longshot : because Past sins is untouchable.
Deceased: Fuck yeah! Strawman this shit!
Vargras: >untouchable
Vargras: AHAHAHAHA
ZaRaapini: Nothing is untouchable.
Rune: blades of time... the gameplay looks awesome despite its horrible voice actors
MobileDeluxe: ...
Deceased: This conversation just got kinky
DeiStar touches Past Sins
Vargras: You're a goddamn moron if you truly think that.

http://pastebin.com/ZBAEkMgM
Hah! found this

357590
YOU FOOL.
You have doomed us all.

[10:14] <BronyRanger> So, what controversial, intellectually stimulating conversatin shall we have today?
[10:15] <FanNotANerd> Let's talk about the f-ed up tan I got in the tropics.
[10:15] <BronyRanger> Who may possibly be the most favorable of the many dimunitive equines?
[10:15] <FanNotANerd> We went snorkling for a couple hours every day. So my entire tan is on my back.
[10:15] <FanNotANerd> I look like a half-cooked pancake.
[10:16] <FanNotANerd> Also, Caboose is best pony.
[10:16] <AB|Away> Church is best pony.
[10:16] <AB|Away> Sarg is best pony.
[10:16] * BronyRanger flips over FanNotANerd with a spatula
[10:16] <AB|Away> Tucker is best pony.
[10:16] <FanNotANerd> Stop it.
[10:16] * Carmine flips a table on to FNaN
[10:16] <FanNotANerd> Now that was uncalled for.
[10:16] <AB|Away> Ponies.
[10:16] <BronyRanger> Now he really is a pancake...*sunglasses*
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[10:17] * AB|Away slaps aroptua around a bit with a large trout
[10:17] <Carmine> FanNotaFlapjack
[10:17] <FanNotANerd> ...
[10:17] * aroptua runs to wash hersel.
[10:17] * Carmine giggles
[10:17] == FanNotANerd has changed nick to FanNotAFlapjack
[10:17] <aroptua> f
[10:17] <FanNotAFlapjack> That's too funny to pass up.
[10:17] <Carmine> Oh Celestia he actually did it.

379462 well played sir.

[21:41] <!knighty> my sister has 50 shades of gray
[21:42] <!knighty> i have to see it every time i go to thje toilet
[21:42] <!knighty> it's disturbing
[21:42] <@Xaquseg> anyway i'm going to go eat, bbiab
[21:42] <@Xaquseg> (yay dinner.)
[21:42] <!knighty> then again i cant imagine what she's think of the stuiff I read
[21:42] <Sunny> You should leave a surprise inside for her.
[21:42] <!knighty> so yeah
[21:42] <Sunny> If you know what I mean.

<Seiji> I think I've had enough to drink. I'm literally jovial to tears at Scy yelling "NO ONE CARES FAGGOT".
<ScyStorm> lmao
* Seiji applauds, honestly.

* TiramisuTales has to remind himself to eat or he WILL starve.
<Lithe> Himself?
<oblivion2k> ....
<Changeling_Wil> Wait
<Lithe> He?
<oblivion2k> ....HIM?
<Changeling_Wil> HE?
<Lithe> WHAT ARE YOU
<TiramisuTales> =__=
<Changeling_Wil> MY GOD
<TiramisuTales> Really?
<TiramisuTales> REALLY?!
<Nighthawk_Imac> a guy obviously
<Changeling_Wil> EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
<oblivion2k> THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
<TiramisuTales> The fuck.
<Lithe> OH GOD I'M DAY
<evilgnome555> O_O
<Lithe> GAY*
<Lithe> FUCK

[13:37] <Changeling_Wil> I haven't been kicked in...
[13:37] <Changeling_Wil> About a week
[13:37] <Changeling_Wil> huh
[13:37] <@Lithe> Want me to change that? :3
[13:37] * Lithe puts on his size fifty kicking boot
[13:37] <Changeling_Wil> Do you have the need to kick someone that you need to get out before you brake something?
[13:38] <Changeling_Wil> If so, then sure
[13:38] <Changeling_Wil> That is my job
[13:38] <@Lithe> Nah, I have Artimae for that
[13:38] <Changeling_Wil> A punching bag
[13:38] * evilgnome555 pokes Obley with http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44jldfn5Z1rv7bs8o1_1280.jpg
[13:38] <Changeling_Wil> Okie dokie
[13:38] <TiramisuTales> Kick you in the face!
[13:38] <@Lithe> I just like breaking streaks ;3
[13:38] <@Lithe> May I, Wil?
[13:38] <@oblivion2k> nice gnomey :3
[13:38] <Changeling_Wil> Hhmmm
[13:38] <Changeling_Wil> Nah
[13:38] == TiramisuTales was kicked from #fimfiction by oblivion2k [in the face]

[13:39] == Changeling_Wil was kicked from #fimfiction by Lithe [C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER]

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[17:12] <@Vargras> >setting on deck out back
[17:12] <Rune> meh
[17:12] <@Vargras> >eating breakfast and listening to music
[17:12] <@Vargras> >squirrel comes up
[17:12] <@ScyStorm> Also this is p. good metalcore
[17:12] <@Vargras> >find it oddly amusing at first
[17:12] <Rune> no good R34 on paheal for Dokuro Chan
[17:12] <Static_Shock> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSy-kH8Nmr0
[17:12] <@Vargras> >squirrel tries to take my toast while it's still in my hands
[17:12] <@Luna> YouTube - Make Them Suffer - Widower(New song 2012) (4:35) - Rating: 100.00% [+196 -0] - Views: 12,455
[17:12] <@ScyStorm> it's no KSE but at least they're speaking of wolves
[17:12] <Static_Shock> Another one I really, really like.
[17:12] <@Vargras> >fucking punch it
[17:12] <@Vargras> Get the fuck out squirrel, this is my toast
[17:13] <@ScyStorm> lmao Var
[17:13] <DeiStar> I like squirrels
[17:13] * Changeling_Wil steals Vargras's toast
[17:13] <ThreeVolt> They're getting pretty brazen these days.
[17:13] * Vargras decks Changeling_Wil
[17:13] <Cyanide> Fucking squirrels
[17:13] <Carmine> This is why you always need a spray bottle.
[17:14] * Changeling_Wil checks "Get decked by Vargras" off of the list
[17:14] <@ScyStorm> You at least have to admire that squirrel for its amazing balls
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[17:14] <@Vargras> That did little to save it from my fist
[17:14] <ThreeVolt> They know we can't do anything, Scy. Tomorrow, they will roll out their little army and conquer the rest of the park.
[17:14] <@ScyStorm> haha
[17:14] <Cyanide> Var wheels back and everything goes into slow-motion
[17:15] <ThreeVolt> You know, I always thought it'd be fun to get a BB rifle and shoot some squirrels.
[17:15] <Cyanide> Fist flies forward surrounded by red flames
[17:15] <Cyanide> Squirrel flies into the air
[17:15] <Cyanide> DISTORTION FINISH

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[17:15] <Static_Shock> Sounds more like a falcon punch to me.

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[17:51:08] <HoratioJones> Just don't ever ask for a beak job
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To give you some background, this entire convo was over me linking an article supporting the existence of dark energy.

[18:44] <Monfang> "...more confident than ever that this exotic component of the Universe is real – even if we still have no idea what it consists of."
[18:45] <Monfang> So how can they be sure it's real, if they don't even know wha tto look for?
[18:45] <Figments> Yip
[18:45] <Figments> You still here
[18:45] <Figments> ?
[18:46] <Cyanide> They do know what to look for in terms of its predicted behavior
[18:46] <Zinitrad> Monfang, they have no idea what it is made of, not what to look for.
[18:46] *** Ridire changed nick to Rid|MTW
[18:46] <Zinitrad> basic reading comprehension can tell you that.
[18:46] <Monfang> I thought the big bang was disproven?
[18:47] <@Vargras> [18:45] <Monfang> So how can they be sure it's real, if they don't even know wha tto look for? - How can you be sure gravity is real if you don't know what to look for? I mean, it's invisible, right?
[18:47] <@Vargras> [18:46] <Monfang> I thought the big bang was disproven? - lol what.
[18:47] <Carmine> ...
[18:47] <Monfang> I see your point, Vargras.
[18:47] <Carmine> Wha.
[18:47] <Cyanide> wat
[18:47] <Zinitrad> EXPANSION OF THE UNIVERSE DEFINITELY ISN'T THOUGH
[18:47] <Cyanide> No, the big bang is still the best model we have for the initial expansion of the universe
[18:47] <Zinitrad> And also, where the hell did you hear that?
[18:48] <Rid|MTW> [17:46] <Monfang> I see your point, Vargras.- Monfang, his point is every intelligent human's point.
[18:48] <ThreeVolt> Isn't the Big Bang the /only/ explanation so far as to why the universe continues to expand?
[18:48] <@Vargras> Pretty much.
[18:48] <@Vargras> If not, it's just the best one.
[18:48] <Rid|MTW> ThreeVolt: Heat expansion. Heat decay is also what's predicted to be the thing to kill the universe, if the universe can be killed.
[18:49] <Rid|MTW> Which I doubt. It has us.
[18:49] <Rid|MTW> By us, I mean humanity.
[18:49] <Monfang> Still. I doubt it's existance based on this paragraph:
[18:49] <Cyanide> Well, there are other cosmological models but none of them have anything more than fringe support because all of the evidence supports the big bang
[18:49] <Monfang> "In the absence of dark energy, or a large curvature in the Universe, there would be no correspondence between these two maps (the distant cosmic microwave background and relatively closer distribution of galaxies), but the existence of dark energy would lead to the strange, counter-intuitive effect where the cosmic microwave background photons would gain energy as they travelled through large lumps of mass."
[18:49] <Monfang> In other words, Dark Matter must exist, or their theory is bunk.
[18:49] <Cyanide> Um... Yes, and that was the observed effect
[18:49] <mathrick> Monfang: which was just confirmed to be the case
[18:50] <Rid|MTW> >Implying the Hubble Telescope hasn't taken photographs of leftover residue from the Big Bang
[18:50] <mathrick> reading comprehension is hard, eh?
[18:50] <Monfang> For al we know they are making it up to fill in blanks in their broken theory.
[18:50] <Cyanide> ...
[18:50] <Cyanide> What the fuck are you talking about?
[18:50] <Rid|MTW> >Implying that if new evidence doesn't surface, science won't change the theory to fit it.
[18:50] <Monfang> I already know that all attempts to forumlate how much matter was in the Big Bang rang up less matter than is in the existing universe. Dark Matter is jsut them filling in the blank rahter than throwing the theory out.
[18:50] <Rid|MTW> Cyanide: Monfang is just being a douche. Which, really, isn't new.
[18:51] <Cyanide> Jeez. If they hadn't observed that effect it would ALSO be a huge discovery
[18:51] <Archonix> Stop talking about science, my brain can't take it!
[18:51] <Cyanide> You have no idea how theoretical science works, do you? Oor... science, for that matter
[18:51] <Monfang> Oh and this is the best part: "This work also tells us about possible modifications to Einstein's theory of General Relativity", notes Tommaso Giannantonio, lead author of the present study.
[18:52] <Zinitrad> WTF Monfang, I look away from the computer, and you throw a huge load of bullshit into the chat
[18:52] <Monfang> Forgetting taht Einstein LIED about the Theory of General relativity.
[18:52] <Zinitrad> WHY
[18:52] <Monfang> He admitted so himself.
[18:52] <Archonix> Lied? dafuq?
[18:52] <Zinitrad> MONFANG SHUTUP
[18:52] <Cyanide> Monfang, what
[18:52] <ThreeVolt> Monfang: Source?
[18:52] <Monfang> Look at Einstein's autobiography.
[18:52] <Carmine> Waiting for Vargras.
[18:52] <Zinitrad> source or it didn't happen
[18:52] <mathrick> Monfang: you're too stupid to be allowed to talk about relativity
[18:52] <Monfang> Not a single mention of the Theory of Relativity.
[18:52] <Cyanide> You're a fucking moron
[18:52] <Carmine> Vargras.
[18:52] <mathrick> Vargras: you can engage your op powers now
[18:52] <Carmine> Come. Please.
[18:52] <ThreeVolt> It's an autobiography, not a journal about his scientific exploits.
[18:52] <Cyanide> You realize that if general relativity didn't work GPS wouldn't work?
[18:53] <Monfang> He was told again and again taht it was wrong but he demanded it be pushed though so he could get grant money.
[18:53] <@Vargras> You have two choices. You either give us your source, which will likely be bogus and show you to be a dumbass, or you continue to prove that you're a fucking moron so that the rest of the channel can continue to call you out on your bullshit.
[18:53] <Cyanide> It's been experimentally verified and has strong implications in things you use EVERY DAY
[18:53] <Monfang> And now a 15 yo is disproving him.
[18:53] <@Vargras> You're currently going with the second choice.
[18:53] <VoidChicken> General Relativity has been experimentally verified
[18:53] <Zinitrad> monfang stop it you are spreading your stupid and that is bad
[18:53] <ThreeVolt> 15 year old? What?
[18:53] <Archonix> Is that general or special relativity?
[18:53] <Cyanide> Time and rime again
[18:53] <ThreeVolt> Source?
[18:53] <mathrick> Vargras: 3) you kick him and nobody has to call anyone out on bullshit
[18:53] <Zinitrad> now all of us are going to catch your stupid
[18:53] <Carmine> Strangely enough, Monfang is right about the last part.
[18:53] <Zinitrad> I hope your happy
[18:53] <Monfang> http://www.theearthcenter.com/templates/firefly/archives/ffarchiveseinstein.html
[18:54] <Cyanide> Again, it is every day. Fiber optics exhibit relativstic effects and their design has to take them into account
[18:54] <Rid|MTW> Monfang: You're fifteen?
[18:54] <Carmine> There IS some little kid attempting to disprove it.
[18:54] <Carmine> And said little kid is a proven genius.
[18:54] <TheOnly> why feed the troll
[18:54] <Rid|MTW> PLease
[18:54] <Rid|MTW> Please let me die laughing over here
[18:54] <mathrick> I can disprove that guy's ability to choose readable fonts
[18:54] <Archonix> Master naba lamoussa morodenibig...
[18:54] <mathrick> so there
[18:54] <ThreeVolt> ... so you linked to a site that has no references or works cited, and it's HTML is incredibly broken.
[18:54] <ThreeVolt> Okay.
[18:54] <@Vargras> "The Earth Center - Preserving Kemetic Knowledge, Culture, Spirituality, Philosophy and Healing"
[18:54] <@Vargras> Holy fucking shit.
[18:55] <Cyanide> Religionist bunk
[18:55] <Rid|MTW> WE GOT A NEW WAVER IN HERE
[18:55] <@Vargras> Did you seriously just link a religious site in the middle of a scientific talk?
[18:55] <@Vargras> And tried to pass it off as fact?
[18:55] <@Vargras> You stupid motherfucker.
[18:55] <Cyanide> You might as well cite the voices in your head
[18:55] <Monfang> http://uweb.superlink.net/~dialect/theory.html
[18:55] <@Vargras> You stupid, stupid motherfucker.
[18:55] <VoidChicken> Hey hey Monfang link the Time Cube next
[18:55] <Archonix> I like that guy's beard.
[18:55] <mathrick> Vargras: kick
[18:55] <mathrick> now
[18:55] <Archonix> That's a fuckng awesome beard.
[18:55] <mathrick> DO EET
[18:55] <Zinitrad> Monfang, you are all kinds of dumb.
[18:55] <@Vargras> Again.
[18:55] <@Vargras> "PHILOSOPHICAL RESEARCHES"
[18:55] <@Vargras> Philosophy is not science, you dumb cunt.
[18:55] <Rid|MTW> Cyanide: The voices in most peoples' heads don't exist.
[18:55] <Figments> Hey
[18:55] <Figments> Gravity's a theory too
[18:56] <Figments> I don't see you jumping out of building
[18:56] <Figments> *buildings
[18:56] <Cyanide> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tests_of_general_relativity
[18:56] <Petro> Did someone just insult Einstein's Theory of Special Relatiity?
[18:56] <Cyanide> Go, read, learn
[18:56] <Carmine> Yes, Petro.
[18:56] <Monfang> http://www.infinite-energy.com/iemagazine/issue38/einstein.html
[18:56] <Carmine> ^
[18:56] <ThreeVolt> ... are you just posting links off of Google now?
[18:56] <Carmine> Go laugh at him.
[18:56] <Cyanide> And now from zero point weenies
[18:56] <Petro> Someone's bout do get bitch slapped.
[18:56] <VoidChicken> infinite-energy.com
[18:56] <Cyanide> Mon, you're a jackass
[18:56] <VoidChicken> forgive me if i doubt the source
[18:56] <mathrick> Vargras: Y U NO KICK
[18:56] <Rid|MTW> I'm laughing
[18:56] <@Vargras> I'm waiting for him to give an actual scientific journal or other credible source.
[18:57] <@Vargras> Instead, he's linking webpages that look like they were made in the 90's.
[18:57] <@Vargras> SEEMS LEGIT.
[18:57] <ThreeVolt> That superlink.net page focuses more on the Michelson-Morley experiment rather than Einstein's theory
[18:57] <Zinitrad> Vargras, if he's just going to do this, can you please kick him?
[18:57] <Petro> Vargras = awesome
[18:57] <mathrick> oh, so you're waiting for the heat death of the universe?
[18:57] <Monfang> http://www.physicsmyths.org.uk/lightspeed.htm
[18:57] <mathrick> good luck
[18:57] <Archonix> monfang
[18:57] <Monfang> You asked for evidence.
[18:57] <Ridire> >Evidence
[18:57] <Monfang> There you are.
[18:57] <TheOnly> thats not evidence
[18:57] <Archonix> monfang stahp
[18:57] <Zinitrad> And you have yet to present any.
[18:57] <Figments> EVERYONE
[18:57] <Figments> CALM YOUR TITS
[18:57] <ThreeVolt> You're copypasting stuff off of Google, man. It's so obvious.
[18:57] <Figments> DON'T ARGUE WITH IDIOTS
[18:57] <Zinitrad> NO I WANT TO BE ANGRY
[18:57] <Ridire> Monfang: Ever hear of this little thing called the Scientific Method?
[18:58] <Petro> lol
[18:58] <Cyanide> I just... let's try to argue the flat earth, next, that sounds fun
[18:58] <Monfang> I did my duty
[18:58] <Zinitrad> to be stupid
[18:58] <@Vargras> Your 'evidence' is complete and utter bullshit. Everything you linked, everything, isn't from a credible source. It isn't an academic or scientific journal, nor has it been peer-reviewed in any way, shape, or form.
[18:58] <Ridire> What was your duty?
[18:58] <Ridire> To get fucking owned?
[18:58] <Cyanide> No you didn't, you said stupid things and got yelled at for being stupid
[18:58] <@Vargras> You are, in every meaning of the word, a moron.
[18:58] <Figments> Protip: If you want to be called a moron, then link shit from Google without knowing anything about your 'evidence'
[18:59] <Petro> Monfang, I was born in a barn, and even I know you're wrong.
[18:59] <Figments> If you want to be smart, then shut up and study before you decide to argue
[18:59] <VoidChicken> Cite Wikipedia next
[18:59] <Figments> >Cite Wikipedia
[18:59] <Figments> >Smart
[18:59] <ThreeVolt> Also, it's not like science is some sort of unchangeable, static entity. People can shift things around as they discover them, you know.
[18:59] <Figments> I think we can learn from Wil that it's not smart at all
[18:59] <Zinitrad> Cyanide: Everyone knows the earth is flat; if it was a ball, we'd just slide off. Duh.
[18:59] <@Vargras> It's sad because wikipedia is more credible than anything he's linked.
[18:59] <Figments> :D
[18:59] <ThreeVolt> That's the whole point of science
[19:02] <Ridire> Keep on owning Monfang.
[19:02] <Petro> I seriously was born in a barn though.
[19:02] <Monfang> To do that, Rid|Away,he'd have to own me first.
[19:02] <Zinitrad> we already did Monfang
[19:02] <Monfang> Oh?
[19:02] <Petro> Sut the fuck up
[19:03] <Amit> Suit the fuck up, bitches
[19:03] <Amit> We're going to go infiltrate a casino
[19:03] <Zinitrad> yeah sut the fuck up
[19:03] <Monfang> From what I saw, it was mob mentality mixed with ad hominim to hide the fact that you had no counter.
[19:03] <Figments> BONG
[19:03] <Figments> JAMES BONG
[19:03] <@Vargras> Yeah, when we called you out on your sources and how they were bullshit. You must've been too busy backpedaling to see it, though.
[19:03] <Monfang> Oh, how where they bullshit, Vargras?
[19:03] <TheOnly> lol
[19:03] <Amit> Okay okay guys
[19:03] <Figments> Monfang: Seriously
[19:03] <Figments> Shut the fuck up
[19:03] <@Vargras> [18:58] <@Vargras> Your 'evidence' is complete and utter bullshit. Everything you linked, everything, isn't from a credible source. It isn't an academic or scientific journal, nor has it been peer-reviewed in any way, shape, or form.
[19:03] <Figments> You're not winning anything
[19:03] <Figments> Anytime soon
[19:03] <Zinitrad> Monfang
[19:04] <Petro> Monfang: do you know who Copernicus was?
[19:04] <Monfang> Because peer-review is the only way legit science goes by. Not like humans can be bought and payed to say or do things. Not like they have agendas.
[19:04] <TheOnly> that's because I was hiding in the background
[19:04] <TheOnly> waiting for dumb arguments
[19:04] <TheOnly> to cease
[19:04] <Zinitrad> you are the patron saint of being unable to accept reason
[19:06] <Monfang> And snese ya'll like Wikipedia so much. I'll amuse you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_the_theory_of_relativity
[19:07] <@Vargras> Oh my god you actually linked wikipedia.
[19:07] <mathrick> <Monfang> Because peer-review is the only way legit science goes by. Not like humans can be bought and payed to say or do things. Not like they have agendas. <-- and that obviously serves to show how single-man websites run by kooks are more credible
[19:07] <Zinitrad> MONFANG STOP
[19:07] <Alphacat> Could be worse. Could be a tvtrpoes link.
[19:07] <@Vargras> VoidChicken are you seeing this shit.
[19:07] <VoidChicken> i am trying to tune it out Vargras
[19:07] <Figments> VoidChicken: We must tune out the stupid
[19:07] <Amit> monfang, while I bear no animosity towards you I really must suggest that you not be napoleon in russia playing the game of war
[19:07] <@Vargras> Amit: He's just gotta make it through the winter, man!
[19:08] * Figments prepares the Nuclear Explosion Saftey Kit
[19:08] <Amit> or partisans are going to burn down your villages and fuck the rules
[19:08] <mathrick> "snese"?
[19:08] <Figments> Prepare for the fallout, men
[19:08] <Monfang> I feel more like Galelao before the 'guardians of science' offering the Truth that they fear, Amit.

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[19:11] <@Vargras> You, Monfang, are one of the most idiotic users to ever join this chat. You've tried so hard to show how smart you are, and it's done nothing but bite you in the ass every single time, just like it is now. You are one of the most pretentious and patronizing sacks of shit I've ever met, and you wanna know something else? You haven't even been here five days, and pretty much everyone wants you gone. And I do mean everyone.
[19:11] <@Vargras> And you know what? I'm tired of having to tolerate your presence.
[19:12] *** Vargras sets channel #fimfiction mode +b *!*@*.3bc48775.br.cox.net
[19:12] <TheOnly> oooo
[19:12] <Zinitrad> oh fuck
[19:12] <TheOnly> Drama
[19:12] *** Monfang was kicked from #fimfiction by Vargras (You will not be missed.)
[19:12] <TheOnly> OH SHIT
[19:12] <Archonix> Wow.
[19:12] <VoidChicken> yaaaaaaay
[19:12] <Zinitrad> OH FUCK
[19:12] <Amit> Oh man
[19:12] <Shorn> ...
[19:12] <Zinitrad> WOO
[19:12] <Shorn> Woah.
[19:12] <Archonix> Remind me never to piss off varg.
[19:12] <Zinitrad> WOOHOO
[19:12] <Amit> Culmination.
[19:12] <Zinitrad> YEAH

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As a bonus, here's Ridire getting burned

[18:59] <Ridire> LET ME CITE MY DICK AS A SCIENTIFIC SOURCE
[19:00] <Cyanide> Wikipedia generally has real citations in its articles, especially on scientific topics
[19:00] * Ridire sites his dick as a credible scientific source on physics
[19:00] <Petro> no
[19:00] <Archonix> rdire, your dick has not been peer reviewed. You need to expose it to public scrutiny.
[19:00] <@Vargras> Snerk.
[19:00] <Ridire> Archonix: SHIT
[19:00] <Cyanide> Ahahahaha
[19:00] <Ridire> THE JIG IS UP, MY DICK. WE GOTTA GO
[19:00] <Ridire> THEY'RE ON TO US
[19:00] <Shorn> XD
[19:00] * Ridire flees to Venezula
[19:00] <@Vargras> Then they'll get back to him and go "I'm sorry, there's not enough here to review".
[19:00] <@Vargras> BAM.
[19:00] <Ridire> Venezuala*
[19:00] <Ridire> FUCKING OWNED
[19:00] <Figments> It's funny because your dick will die in Venezula
[19:00] <Ridire> I JUST GO SO FUCKING OWNED
[19:01] <@Vargras> GET DA FUCK OUT, RIDIRE.
[19:01] <Figments> Venenzuela
[19:01] <Zinitrad> hai Amit
[19:01] <Ridire> Vargras: Thank you for that
[19:01] <Ridire> That was beautiful
[19:01] <Amit> hi zinitrad
[19:01] <Petro> Vuvuzela
[19:01] <Ridire> Like I have not been owned so beautifully in my life
[19:01] <@Vargras> I was gonna say that next.

Continuation, when I decided to demonstrate that he doesn't know shit about relativity.

[20:01:15] * Albert_Einstein (Fissionpri@bf6674e.1e706c24.1916f0b2.371cd19eX) has joined #fimfiction-rp
[20:01:43] <Monfang> Howdy Fission.
[20:01:47] <Albert_Einstein> I heard someone was trash talking relativity
[20:01:55] * Bocks_O_Cox (webchat@3ae158ff.3eb8f587.1df4f87e.4e929bdX) has joined #fimfiction-rp
[20:01:57] <Monfang> Yes, you failed ot speak of it in your autobiography.
[20:02:28] <Albert_Einstein> really? I wasn't aware of that
[20:02:55] <Albert_Einstein> and I think you were saying that I admitted relativity was a mistake
[20:03:19] <Albert_Einstein> obviously you aren't checking your sources
[20:03:51] <Albert_Einstein> because the only blunder in regards to general relativity was hypothesising the cosmological constant
[20:03:54] <+Disk_Jockey> Who was trash talking Relativity?
[20:04:01] <Bocks_O_Cox> Monfang
[20:04:01] <+Disk_Jockey> Im going to kick some flank!
[20:04:14] <Albert_Einstein> monfang apparently thinks that it was disproved
[20:04:20] <+Disk_Jockey> How so?
[20:04:40] <Albert_Einstein> some stupid skeptic websites
[20:04:46] <Monfang> And a 15 yo genious
[20:04:51] <Albert_Einstein> I bet he thinks we didn't land on the moon either
[20:04:59] <Monfang> Also countless scientists.
[20:05:00] <Bocks_O_Cox> 15 year old genious
[20:05:11] <Albert_Einstein> this just in: Monfang is a self proclaimed genious
[20:05:12] <Bocks_O_Cox> you say that with a straight face
[20:05:15] <+Disk_Jockey> Monfang has "Seen it on the internet" syndrome? It's common, nothing to worry about
[20:05:26] <Monfang> Albert, how didn't you know you forgot to put your' greatest achevement' in your own autobiography?
[20:05:36] <Bocks_O_Cox> Monfang what is wrong with you
[20:05:56] <Bocks_O_Cox> you dont put achevements in autobiographies
[20:05:57] <Monfang> I have an opinion and it happens to be different than yours.
[20:06:05] <Bocks_O_Cox> you put acheivements in them
[20:06:11] <Albert_Einstein> opinions don't mean shit in the face of fact
[20:06:22] <Monfang> Really? Albert here spoke of Everything else BUT the Theory of Relatvity.
[20:06:47] <Albert_Einstein> which theory of relativity? there are two of them
[20:06:52] <Monfang> In fact, after getting the theory published and the grant, he rarely spoke of it again.
[20:06:56] <Monfang> Both.
[20:07:00] <+Disk_Jockey> Monfang: Everypony has an opinion, but its like a penis, totally ok to be proud of it, but please, dont shove it down anypony's throat's.
[20:07:04] <Albert_Einstein> wut
[20:07:08] <Albert_Einstein> wut wut wut
[20:07:14] <Bocks_O_Cox> That is an amazing analogy
[20:07:23] <Bocks_O_Cox> Thank you for sharing
[20:07:25] <Bocks_O_Cox> it
[20:07:26] <Albert_Einstein> so now both theories or relativity are garbage?
[20:07:30] <Bocks_O_Cox> 'srsly
[20:07:30] <Monfang> You didn't know that, Albert? Didn't you study up on your own history?
[20:07:42] <+Disk_Jockey> Also, Albert Einstein was a very humble and modest man, he was also a recluse and kept to himself
[20:07:46] <Monfang> Fission, just stop this nonsense.
[20:08:06] <Monfang> What reason is there to go after this? If you disagree with me, then just leave it at that.
[20:08:15] <Monfang> I'm starting to think you are taking this personal for some reason.
[20:08:15] <Albert_Einstein> what nonsense? I guarantee I know more than you about relativity
[20:08:31] <Albert_Einstein> I take stupidity of this magnitude personally, indeed
[20:08:34] <Monfang> I guarantee I know more than you about relativity.
[20:08:45] <Monfang> See? We can both say that. But words are nothing here.
[20:09:20] <Albert_Einstein> of course there's the fact that I'm a student at Yale planning on majoring in physics and astronomy
[20:09:29] <Albert_Einstein> and an aspiring cosmologist
[20:09:30] <Bocks_O_Cox> Monfang how old are you
[20:09:34] <Monfang> Fission, ether take this to a Query so that others don't ahve to be dragged into it, leave me alone or I will take this to an admin.
[20:09:47] <+Disk_Jockey> What is the command to block someone?
[20:09:55] <Monfang> There is none here, Disk_Jockey
[20:09:58] <Albert_Einstein> an admin where?
[20:10:00] <+Disk_Jockey> Well damn it
[20:10:12] <Monfang> Anywhere, Fission. This is harrassment.
[20:10:13] <+Disk_Jockey> Thanks for the clarification Monfang
[20:10:22] <Albert_Einstein> a network admin? Because all I'm doing is telling you how your opinion is stupid as shit.
[20:10:36] <Albert_Einstein> and if you really wanted to, you could easily prevent me from talking to you
[20:10:38] <Monfang> My pleasure, Disk_Jockey. I know that I would be better off with the ignore function as well.
[20:10:53] <Monfang> No, Fission. You intentionally changed your name, found me here and brought the discussion with you.
[20:11:02] <Monfang> I was quite done and over with it.
[20:11:15] <Monfang> This is textbook harrassment.
[20:11:15] <Bocks_O_Cox> Monfang, I think everyone in the chat would have been happy with an ignore function.
[20:11:26] <Albert_Einstein> I intentionally changed my name because someone told me to explain this to you in full roleplay
[20:11:34] <Monfang> And I want no part of it.
[20:11:44] <+Disk_Jockey> Realname = realname
[20:11:45] <+Disk_Jockey> LOL!
[20:11:55] <Monfang> So ether take this to Query, leave me alone or I will take it to an admin.
[20:12:14] <Monfang> Am I clear?
[20:12:24] <Albert_Einstein> I'm pretty sure block is a network wide comman
[20:12:52] <Albert_Einstein> you can't just add commands to a channel like that
[20:13:05] <Monfang> Fission, ether join me in friendly RP, or leave me alone.
[20:13:10] * Albert_Einstein is now known as Fission
[20:13:17] <Monfang> Thank you.
[20:14:19] * Bocks_O_Cox is now known as Zinitrad
[20:18:29] <+Disk_Jockey> Well, now that the chat is cleared up, how is everypony this fine day?
[20:18:54] * Fission (Fissionpri@bf6674e.1e706c24.1916f0b2.371cd19eX) has left #fimfiction-rp (Leaving)

<Ridire> My dick maintains that it is, in fact, an accurate source and that this business of peer-reviewing is bullshit
[22:03] <L-seaberry-R> Freakin honey mustard is good
[22:03] <+AB|Away> Ponies.
[22:03] <Monfang> Please Ponies.
[22:03] <Ridire> Howeer
[22:03] <Ridire> However*
[22:03] * L-seaberry-R sits in the corner with a bottle of honey mustard and eats it off of his hoof.
[22:03] <Ridire> My dick is in the process of undergoing scientific accuracy
[22:04] <+AB|Away> My dick is playing the tuba right now
[22:04] <+AB|Away> It's really good at it
[22:04] <L-seaberry-R> My dick is dissapointed, some asshole broke our appointment
[22:05] <%Thespurgin> were we going to RP or just sit and jaw? IF the jawing was the plan, I'll just go on another estrupade or something.
[22:05] <Monfang> I wanna RP!
[22:05] <%Thespurgin> in other news, I finally got my diploman.
[22:05] <Ridire> HURR DURR
[22:05] <%Thespurgin> diploma*
[22:05] <Ridire> HURR DURR HURR
[22:05] <MobileDeluxe> Ridire: Insufficient data.
[22:05] <MobileDeluxe> We need more resources.
[22:05] <MobileDeluxe> etc.
[22:05] <Ridire> MobileDeluxe: WE NEED MORE TIBERIUM
[22:05] <MobileDeluxe> SAMPLE IS TOO SMALL DOC
[22:05] <Ridire> WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GOLD
[22:06] <Monfang> But first, kitchen
[22:06] <%Thespurgin> YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
[22:06] <+AB|Away> <+Ludwikia_VK> Velvet levitated a heavy book into the air, then used it to smack her husband hard enough he rolled over backwards. "I stand corrected," the Count whispered, spinning around on the floor.
[22:06] <+Disk_Jockey> SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!
[22:06] <+AB|Away> * +Nova_Ignis tried to surpress laughter at watching the Count get decked by a large book.
[22:06] <+AB|Away> * %Genesis_Writ remained silent at that, continuing to look away.
[22:06] <+AB|Away> <+Ludwikia_VK> "The most important thing you can do with a man is keep him in line," Velvet said, smiling.
[22:06] <+AB|Away> * %Genesis_Writ frowns a bit, but holds his tongue. He doesn't know how to say what he should.
[22:06] <Ridire> WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY'
[22:06] <+Disk_Jockey> NOT ENOUGH MINERALS!
[22:06] <L-seaberry-R> You must construct more pylons.
[22:07] <+AB|Away> PONIES
[22:07] <%Nightmare_Moon> Additional supply depots required.
[22:07] <Ridire>  YOU MUST CONSTRUCT MORE PONIES
[22:07] <+Disk_Jockey> Constructing more UNSC bases
[22:07] <+Disk_Jockey> SPAWNING MORE WARTHOGS
[22:07] <%Thespurgin> You must SPAWN ADDITIONAL PONIES!
[22:07] <L-seaberry-R> -gurgles- SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
[22:07] <%Thespurgin> wait, ew.
[22:07] * Disk_Jockey spawns a third Alicorn
[22:07] <L-seaberry-R> Yes, let us spawn ponies.
[22:07] <L-seaberry-R> Together
I hope this was post worthy.

[00:28] <Figments> I know you're a sociopath, Rune
[00:28] <Figments> I watch you while you sleep
[00:28] <Rune> so are you
[00:28] <Rune> soooo... that means you watch me fap eh?
[00:28] <Rune> you like it eh?
[00:28] <Marker> Just wondering, any of you waiting for Black Mesa?
[00:28] <WinterSpeed> >implying you fap while sleeping
[00:28] <WinterSpeed> Holy shit.

I am never drinking anything while on this chat ever again.

I thought it was funny... too bad no one else did.

[21:18] <neonbunny> It's a simple thing you have to succumb to in order to function in society
[21:18] <neonbunny> if you so chose to
[21:18] <neonbunny> Nope I don't
[21:18] <Yip> [21:17] (neonbunny) by your bantering, I wouldn't guess you older than 14
[21:18] <KMCA> I succumb to your mother last night
[21:18] <KMCA> sorry it was too easy
[21:18] <PyroChangeling> I'm the psychopathic 14 year old, nothin' to do here...
[21:18] <KMCA> ... like your mother

<Jackson> i had to put brakes on the truck today
<Jackson> it was completely fucking retarted
<Jackson> retarded even
<oblivion2k> I didn't know trucks could have disorders
<ScyStorm> The brakes needed more strawberry tarts
<oblivion2k> ^
<ScyStorm> They're anorexic, you see
<oblivion2k> nothing worse than skinny brakes
<Jackson> ScyStorm, clearly you are mistaken
<Jackson> the truck would only eat peach tarts
<Jackson> obviously
<ScyStorm> Oh
<ScyStorm> okay
<ScyStorm> idk your truck or anything, I'm just going by common tastes of other trucks
<Jackson> Ah, yes.
<Jackson> Well my truck is bright red, strawberry is too close to canabalism
<ScyStorm> Makes sense

[18:33] <@Lithe> Believe it or not, but around this time last year
[18:33] <@Lithe> The site was actually pretty good
[18:33] <@Lithe> Decent stories made it up into the featured box
[18:33] <@Vargras> Lithe: Hiatus had 300+ at one point.
[18:33] <@Vargras> Come at me, bro
[18:33] <Blueshift> The main problem is that most people have TERRIBLE taste
[18:33] <Carmine> Haha. Ha. Lithe.
[18:34] <Carmine> HAHAHA.
[18:34] <Carmine> HAHA.
[18:34] <@Lithe> >mfw my story still has more views than both of yours combined
[18:34] <Carmine> Wait for it...
[18:34] <Carmine> HAHAHAHA.
[18:34] <Zinitrad> Because I entertain myself in strange ways Wil
[18:34] <@ScyStorm> >mfw I write a nice story and barely miss the featured box
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[18:34] <@ScyStorm> Obviously I need to write HiE HiE HiE HiE HiE HiE HiE HiE HiE HiE
[18:34] <Artimae> >mfw Two's Company needs huge revisions
[18:34] <@Vargras> >mfw Lithe is a huge faggot but I love him anyways
[18:34] <yetanothername> You peddle to your audience
[18:34] <@Lithe> >mfw Arti needs to shut his face before I rape it
[18:34] <@ScyStorm> >mfw TC will get hella revisions when LITHE FUCKING FINISHES IT
[18:34] <Zinitrad> and following inactive pages is one of those ways
[18:34] <yetanothername> FimFiction loves HiE
[18:34] <Goblin_Scribe> Hey, don't smack me or anything, but even if people have 'terrible' taste...I mean, the Featured box is so more of those people can read the stories.
[18:34] <@Vargras> I remember when the featured box was Hiatus, Two's Company, and then three other fics.
[18:34] <@Vargras> Those were the days.
[18:34] <FanNotANerd> No, FimFiction loves clop.
[18:34] <Artimae> >mfw he actually does finish it
[18:34] <@Lithe> Varg <3
[18:34] <LuckyBreak> if the box was then ten slot back when i did tears f the night i woulda got a feature.. for all of an hour lol
[18:34] <Carmine> I... really don't remember much.
[18:34] <Artimae> He hasn't written in a month.
[18:34] <Changeling_Wil> I remember reading Vargras before it was done
[18:35] <@Lithe> Varg, you were my competition
[18:35] <Changeling_Wil> Derp
[18:35] <Goblin_Scribe> So surely it's for the best that the "terrible" stories make it where the terrible taste folk can read them.
[18:35] <@Lithe> YOU WERE MY MUSE
[18:35] <@Vargras> :B
[18:35] <Changeling_Wil> DERP
[18:35] <Changeling_Wil> Reading Hiatus
[18:35] <Changeling_Wil> Not Vargras
[18:35] <@Lithe> I fought hard for that damn spot
[18:35] <Wise_Cracker> Blueshift: There's only one thing to do about that: Milk it. Milk it for all it's worth. Get lots of readers on stuff you know will be popular, then write quality for your followers.
[18:35] <Changeling_Wil> Derp
[18:35] <Artimae> Y LITHE NO RITE
[18:35] <@Lithe> Then Knighty shat all over it by fixing the FB and fucking everything up
[18:35] <@Vargras> I would always watch the Current Reading spot and compare reader counts between my fic and Two's Company
[18:35] <@Lithe> ^
[18:35] <Carmine> So, I'm gonna be getting my first present tomorrow.
[18:35] <@Lithe> ^^^^^^^^^^
[18:35] <@Vargras> And I would always be like "FUCK YEAH" every time I passed you
[18:35] <Carmine> Fuckin'. VODKA.
[18:35] <@Lithe> ME TOO
[18:35] <@Lithe> LOL
[18:35] <Carmine> LIFE'S LOOKING GOOD GUYS.
[18:35] <@Vargras> hahaha
[18:35] <@Lithe> We are not so different, you and I.
[18:36] <Carmine> I should write shit while drunk.
[18:36] <@Vargras> I wish I still had the stats on it, but they got wiped a long time ago
[18:36] <Alphacat> Wise_Cracker: So you're basically saying sell out to boost your popularity.
[18:36] <@Vargras> When Hiatus almost hit 20k views in one day
[18:36] <@Lithe> I think I hit around that once
[18:36] <@Lithe> In that general vicinity
[18:36] <@Vargras> I think it topped out at about 19.6k views for the day
[18:36] <LuckyBreak> doesnt he always?
[18:36] <@Vargras> And then I stayed on the Popular Reading list.
[18:36] <@Vargras> For the next eight weeks.
[18:36] <Artimae> I remember Lithe used to actually update his story
[18:36] <@ScyStorm> I miss the stats back before the referrals got wiped
[18:36] <@Lithe> ^
[18:36] <@ScyStorm> I had all these beautiful EqD referrals
[18:36] <@Vargras> After the fic was already over.
[18:36] <@ScyStorm> :(
[18:37] <@Lithe> I've had people sending requests to EqD to put my story up
[18:37] <@Vargras> Took eight goddamn weeks after I tagged it as Complete before it dropped off the Popular Reading list.
[18:37] == Archonix|stuff has changed nick to Archonix
[18:37] <@Lithe> And I'm sitting here going WTFGUISESTAHP
[18:37] <Artimae> It could go up after a bunch of fixing xD
[18:37] <Wise_Cracker> Alphacat: I'm saying to try and find a middle ground. So far my most popular story has had comments on both the sex aspect and the social commentary aspect of it. Even if it didn't get featured, it got noticed a lot more than my standard fare. So I'm saying: exploit the trends instead of fighting them.
[18:37] <@Lithe> Also I submitted TC a long time ago under a different name
[18:38] <@Lithe> So it actually has 0/3 strikes
[18:38] <@ScyStorm> lol
[18:38] <LuckyBreak> oh god i hate my medicine, tastes like ass
[18:38] <Artimae> Raaaaaaaaah
[18:38] <@Lithe> When I used to be PONIFAG690
[18:38] <@Vargras> http://sunnyapple.tumblr.com/post/32365414566/and-there-goes-the-childhood
[18:38] <Artimae> Forest Rain is at Canterlot Gardens and that makes me sad
[18:38] <Changeling_Wil> And so, Lithe, ScyStorm and Vargras had the biggest E-dicks
[18:38] <@Lithe> ^Damn right
[18:38] <Archonix> :|
[18:38] <Changeling_Wil> And they used them to rule the chat
[18:39] <Artimae> And they slap me in the face with them
[18:39] <Artimae> Especially Lithe
[18:39] * Lithe whap
[18:39] <@ScyStorm> Not really, Wil?
[18:39] <LuckyBreak> good times
[18:39] <Artimae> I think he gets a jolly out of- *kick*
[18:39] <@Vargras> Fun fact: My banhammer is actually my e-dick
[18:39] <@Lithe> LOL
[18:39] <Alphacat> "And these... are not the hammer."
[18:39] == Arcainum [mibbit@362b7f89.362b7f89.bb.sky.com] has joined #fimfiction
[18:39] <Artimae> Mother fucker
[18:39] <Artimae> I cued your kick
[18:39] <Artimae> You missed your line
[18:39] <Arcainum> Hey giiirls
[18:39] <Changeling_Wil> ScyStorm: Ssshhh
[18:39] <@Vargras> All those times you talked about how big my banhammer was and how hard it hit?
[18:39] <Artimae> You're the worst actor ever
[18:39] <@Vargras> YEAH
[18:40] <Changeling_Wil> Vargras's banhammer is a fake he stole from Poul
[18:40] <Changeling_Wil> :v
[18:40] <@Lithe> But yeah
[18:40] <@Lithe> My intent is to update as much as possible throughout October
[18:40] <Artimae> I demand Sunny be mod for a day and see what the hell happens to the chat.
[18:40] <LuckyBreak> does that hammer run on little blue pills?
[18:40] <@Lithe> IT WILL BE THE ENDTIMES
[18:40] <Changeling_Wil> LuckyBreak: Yep
[18:40] <Changeling_Wil> Lithe: He said Sunny, not me
[18:40] <Changeling_Wil> Silly
[18:40] <FanNotANerd> Well, I've got a fun ecology lab coming up.
[18:40] <Wise_Cracker> Alphacat: What I mean is: don't sell out. You can write popular crap for one crowd and get noticed for quality on another crowd. Or you can write stuff that's popular and yet is not crap. Trickier, but with a good description, concept and cover art it can be done.
[18:40] <Carmine> Woah
[18:40] <@Lithe> Lucky: It runs on hatred and the souls of orphans
[18:40] <Carmine> Arcainum's actually alive. :3
[18:41] <FanNotANerd> Three hours of running around, catching bugs.
[18:41] <LuckyBreak> mmm orphan souls
[18:41] <Changeling_Wil> FanNotANerd: D:
[18:41] <Arcainum> if I was mod for a day, I would institute a policy where cynicism would be a bannable offense
[18:41] <FanNotANerd> It'll be grade 3 all over again.
[18:41] <@Vargras> Lithe: Yeah, that's accurate
[18:41] <@Lithe> Figured as much
[18:41] <@Vargras> Arcainum: I'd destroy you before that ever happened
[18:41] <@Vargras> I'm not letting chat get that happy
[18:41] <@Lithe> LOL
[18:41] <@Vargras> Because then it's just creepy
[18:41] <LuckyBreak> if i was mod for the day everyponies pc would catch fire
[18:41] <@Lithe> I HEAR FUN
[18:41] <Wise_Cracker> FanNotANerd: Really? Just catching bugs? Not mapping the different levels of the forest? No measuring the sunlight? Bah, humbug!
[18:41] <Arcainum> WE NEED HAPPINESS, VAR
[18:41] <@Lithe> FUN NEEDS TO DIE
[18:41] <Carmine> I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN GUYS
[18:41] <Changeling_Wil> I would... do what I do in the chats were I am a mod... don't do anything unless people start breaking rules
[18:41] <Carmine> I'M LIKE SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
[18:41] <Changeling_Wil> Meh
[18:41] <Arcainum> We're just so bleak and cold in here ;_;
[18:41] * Changeling_Wil rolls away
[18:41] <Artimae> WHAT IS FUN
[18:42] <FanNotANerd> And I just noticed that I have to leave in five minutes, and I still haven't shaved yet.
[18:42] <@Vargras> Fun police? I PREFER FUN MILITIA.
[18:42] <Archonix> Grow a beard.
[18:42] <Arcainum> NOOOOOOOOO
[18:42] <LuckyBreak> I DONT KNOW WHY WE ARE SHOUTING
[18:42] * Changeling_Wil smacks Vargras
[18:42] <Zinitrad> THE FUN IS JUST LEAKING FROM MY EYES
[18:42] <VoidChicken> fun gestapo?
[18:42] <Arcainum> Vargras sees fun as a BUG to be CRUSHED
[18:42] <FanNotANerd> What is fun? Baby don't hurt me... don'e hurt meee... no more...
[18:42] <@Lithe> Varg had fun once
[18:42] <@Lithe> He hated it
[18:42] <Changeling_Wil> VoidChicken: For you, the fun is over
[18:42] <@Vargras> OFF TO THE GULAG WITH YOU, ZINITRAD
[18:42] <Carmine> HEY LITHE
[18:42] <Arcainum> Someone should draw a political cartoon
[18:42] <@Lithe> WHAT
[18:42] <Carmine> I'M HAVING FUN
[18:42] <Wise_Cracker> Oh gods, I want to whine about something pony-related right now. You're going to groan when you hear this.
[18:42] <LuckyBreak> the fun is a lie
[18:42] <@Lithe> DENIED
[18:42] <Changeling_Wil> JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE UPSET
[18:42] * Lithe boots Carmine
[18:42] <Carmine> TOO BAD.
[18:42] <Changeling_Wil> DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO YELL
[18:42] <Carmine> Fun fun fun
[18:42] <Artimae> OH SHIT SON
[18:42] <@Lithe> VARG
[18:43] <@Lithe> SETTLE THIS SHIT
[18:43] <FanNotANerd> F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for u and me...
[18:43] <Arcainum> with a giant Var with "Anger" written on his chest bringing a jackbooted heel down on frail, Britannia-like Fun
[18:43] <Artimae> MODS vs. MORTALS ALL OVER AGAIN?
[18:43] * Lithe epic-points at Carmine
[18:43] <Changeling_Wil> HEY LITHE
[18:43] <Changeling_Wil> You banning fun is fun
[18:43] * Artimae declares war on Lithe
[18:43] * Carmine frolics through flowers.
[18:43] <Goblin_Scribe> If I was a mod, I would redirect all links to my stories. :D
[18:43] <Carmine> Fun!
[18:43] <Arcainum> Also YES CARMINE
[18:43] * Changeling_Wil prances through the flowers with Carmine
[18:43] <Arcainum> I am alive
[18:43] <Arcainum> I even posted an update
[18:43] <Arcainum> look!
[18:43] <Arcainum> I am in the feature box again!
[18:43] <Wise_Cracker> So Season 2 finally started recently here. It's Belgium, so it's dubbed in Dutch, and I didn't know it until I saw they were airing the Dutch dub of Luna Eclipsed.
[18:43] <Carmine> Update toooooo?
[18:43] * Artimae throws a beanbag at Lithe
[18:43] <FanNotANerd> Partying partying YEAH! Partying partying YEAH!
[18:43] <VoidChicken> political cartoons? http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/post/show/19196/
[18:43] * Lithe GOD-MODE ON
[18:43] <%Luna> http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/post/show/19196 (safe) - score: 10 - apple bloom, applejack, comic, lineart, political cartoon, rarity, sweetie belle, the artrix, twilight sparkle
[18:43] <FanNotANerd> FUN FUN FUN FUN
[18:43] * Zinitrad 's name is erased from all #fimfiction documents, and he is sent to the fun gulags, where he is never seen again
[18:43] <Carmine> Uh oh.
[18:44] <FanNotANerd> FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
[18:44] <Carmine> Lithe has gone mad.
[18:44] <Wise_Cracker> The title of Luna Eclipsed was translated as "Lunar Eclipse"
[18:44] <Changeling_Wil> HAPPY HAPPY
[18:44] <Changeling_Wil> JOY JOY
[18:44] <Artimae> I DEMAND A WAR AGAINST THE GODS
[18:44] <Carmine> Fun fun fun.
[18:44] * Lithe charges the ANTI-FUN GOD LASER
[18:44] <Artimae> There is no fun to be had here. Only death. And dead-body sex
[18:44] <FanNotANerd> Rally behind me, my comrades! The tyranny of the gods will come to an end today!
[18:44] <Wise_Cracker> Luna's voice actress spoke in normal Dutch, not the proper ancient way of speaking (which can be done: Dutch-dubbed Thor nails it)
[18:44] * Carmine kicks the GOD LASER.
[18:44] <Archonix> Wow.
[18:45] <Wise_Cracker> And...Pipsqueak and Luna sound exactly the same
[18:45] <Artimae> FNAN! We must take down Lithe, first! He is the weakest of the Gods
[18:45] * Changeling_Wil gnaws the wires of the ANTI-FUN GOD LASER
[18:45] <LuckyBreak> wheres kratos when you need him
[18:45] * Lithe obliterates Artimae as an example
[18:45] * FanNotANerd readies the EMP
[18:45] <Archonix> Now I have to find out what the MLP dub is like in Sweden...
[18:45] * Zinitrad rots in fun gulag
[18:45] == Artimae was kicked from #fimfiction by Lithe [BEGONE FOUL FUNDEMON]
[18:45] == Artimae [~TAOSnow28@3a07d0d4.ba95af8.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #fimfiction
[18:45] <Carmine> FUN FUN FUN
[18:45] <Artimae> HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
[18:45] <Goblin_Scribe> What's going on?
[18:45] <Wise_Cracker> Let me say that again: Pipsqueak=princess Luna
[18:45] <Goblin_Scribe> NOBODY SMACK ME!
[18:45] <Carmine> OPPRESS THE OPPRESSOR.
[18:46] <Goblin_Scribe> O_O
[18:46] * Carmine oppresses Lithe.
[18:46] <Arcainum> It's quite simple, Goblin_Scribe - Lithe has gone mad with power
[18:46] <Arcainum> and has banned fun.
[18:46] <@Vargras> lmfao. I found a pic of some tweets where Time Warner Cable apparently pissed off both Patrick Stewart and William Shatner.
[18:46] <Artimae> Only this is not the first time
[18:46] <Goblin_Scribe> Oh noooo!
[18:46] <Carmine> What.
[18:46] <LuckyBreak> again? thats the third time this week
[18:46] * Changeling_Wil pokes Lithe with Fun
[18:46] <Goblin_Scribe> Lithe! Remember the ponies! Stay good, Lithe!
[18:46] * Lithe deletes Wil's arm
[18:46] <Artimae> What!? How do you piss off two of the three best Captains?
[18:46] == Contex has changed nick to Contex|Away
[18:46] * Carmine punts Lithe.
[18:46] <LuckyBreak> still ever try going mad without power? its boaring, nopony listens to you
[18:46] <Archonix> Claim that Janeway is best captain?
[18:46] * Changeling_Wil vomits love and joy onto Lithe
[18:46] <Artimae> Yes
[18:46] * Lithe uses MOD POWER to NOT be punted
[18:46] <Carmine> FUN FUN FUN.
[18:47] <Goblin_Scribe> Or if you're going to ban fun, use that rule to make everybody read and Like my stories!
[18:47] <FanNotANerd> All right, everyone. You'd better duck. Because I'm about to turn left, and I don't want to smack you all with my dick.
[18:47] <Artimae> Because Janeway is a fucking boss
[18:47] <FanNotANerd> WE'RE HAVING FUN RIGHT NOW.
[18:47] <Carmine> SO MUCH FUN
[18:47] <@Lithe> VARGRAS
[18:47] <Arcainum> WE'RE HAVING BUNS RIGHT NOW
[18:47] <Carmine> YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS MUCH FUNl.
[18:47] <@Vargras> wat
[18:47] <@Lithe> DO BATTLE WITH ME BROTHER
[18:47] <Changeling_Wil> WLAH
[18:47] <Artimae> COULD PICARD SURVIVE THE DELTA QUADRANT? I THINK NOT
[18:47] <Changeling_Wil> STOP THEM
[18:47] <@Vargras> oh okay
[18:47] <@Lithe> LET US PUT AN END TO THIS "FUN"
[18:47] <Goblin_Scribe> I'M NOT HAVING FUN
[18:47] <LuckyBreak> WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
[18:47] <Goblin_Scribe> *I* FOLLOW THE RULES
[18:47] <Changeling_Wil> oblivion2k
[18:47] <Carmine> 'CAUSE FUN, LB.
[18:47] * Vargras grabs a foam sword and promptly falls over.
[18:47] <Changeling_Wil> oblivion2k: HELP US
[18:47] <Arcainum> guys no Vargras hates all-caps
[18:47] <Carmine> Arcainum.
[18:47] <Arcainum> we're doomed
[18:47] <Carmine> BROTHER.
[18:47] <Arcainum> dooooooomed
[18:47] <@Lithe> GOD DAMMIT VARG YOU WENT TO ACTING SCHOOL
[18:47] <Carmine> Join me in having...
[18:47] <Artimae> Vargras hates a lot of things
[18:47] <Carmine> Fun.
[18:47] <@Lithe> GO HOME VARG YOU ARE DRUNK
[18:48] * Changeling_Wil steals Vargras's foam sword
[18:48] <Archonix> ... I'm not going to get into an argument over the fact that Janeway is an inconsistent loudmouthed knowitall.
[18:48] * Vargras drags himself across the floor.
[18:48] <Goblin_Scribe> :D
[18:48] * Lithe grabs a whiffle bat
[18:48] <Carmine> Oh gawd not a whiffle bat.
[18:48] <Arcainum> Carmine I am already having fun
[18:48] <Artimae> The bitch survived the Delta Quadrant. 'Nuff said
[18:48] <Arcainum> because I am high
[18:48] <FanNotANerd> All right, I have to leave. Hate to abandon all this fun, but I'm behind as it is.
[18:48] <Arcainum> ON LIFE
[18:48] <Carmine> DID YOU TAKE A DEEP BREATH?
[18:48] <Goblin_Scribe> Cheers, Nerd!
[18:48] <Artimae> She was in a unique situation and had to take charge
[18:48] <Arcainum> AND GOT REAL HIGH
[18:48] <LuckyBreak> theres only one way to settle this, a rap battle!
[18:48] <Artimae> Especially keeping the Marquis and the Starfleet together on one ship
[18:48] <Carmine> :D
[18:48] == FanNotANerd [webchat@7795dbe.34823d30.27ad84c0.6a63aefX] has quit [Quit: I will have fun WITHOUT you]
[18:48] <@Lithe> DID YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
[18:48] <Alphacat> Wait, Picard couldn't survive the delta quadrant? He'd figure out how to put a timer on a goddamn bomb and escape home because /he's not a damn idiot/.
[18:48] <@Lithe> WHAT'S GOIN' ON
[18:49] <Arcainum> AND I SAID
[18:49] <Arcainum> HEEEEEYAAAEEEAEYEYYYEEAEEAEYYEEAEAY
[18:49] <@Lithe> HEEEHEYEHYEYHEHYEAHAHYAHEY
[18:49] <Carmine> Oh man.
[18:49] <Arcainum> I SAID HEY
[18:49] <Carmine> What did I start.
[18:49] <Arcainum> WHAT'S GOING ON
[18:49] <@Lithe> WHAT'S GOIN' ON
[18:49] <Arcainum> <3
[18:49] <Archonix> And Kirk would have just fucked the whole thing. Repeatedly.
[18:49] <Changeling_Wil> Lithe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfEfM-MnTGc
[18:49] <%Luna> YouTube - SpongeBob F.U.N Song *WITH LYRICS!* (1:27) - Rating: 89.99% [+16,710 -1,858] - Views: 16,754,187
[18:49] <Carmine> What the actual hell did I start
[18:49] <@Vargras> Lthe
[18:49] <@Vargras> Lithe
[18:49] <@Lithe> yES?
[18:49] <Artimae> Arch
[18:49] <Artimae> Let's just agree
[18:49] <@Vargras> Would've laughed so hard if you had done that while on the phone with Amanda
[18:49] <Artimae> Sisko sucks
[18:49] <LuckyBreak> i am james tiberius kirk and i talk with odd spacing
[18:49] <Carmine> XD
[18:49] <@Lithe> LOL
[18:49] <Carmine> Hey, Arti.
[18:49] <@Lithe> I SHOULD HAVE

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[18:49] <Goblin_Scribe> I like Sisko!
[18:49] <Carmine> LET'S FROLIC THROUGH THE FIELDS TOGETHER.
[18:49] <@Vargras> AND YOU DIDN'T
[18:49] <Rune> wow
[18:50] <Rune> another wasted time
[18:50] <Artimae> GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK
[18:50] <Archonix> Sisko was great until he became Jesus.
[18:50] <Carmine> Wut.
[18:50] <Goblin_Scribe> Sisko's cool!
[18:50] <Carmine> But I thought you loved me.
[18:50] <@Lithe> If by some miracle of the heavens I end up in a Skype call with both of you
[18:50] <Goblin_Scribe> :D
[18:50] <Carmine> Cum back bby. ;~;
[18:50] <@Lithe> IT WILL HAPPEN
[18:50] <Artimae> Sisko's actor is a drugged up hippy now
[18:50] <LuckyBreak> 7 of 9 was hot
[18:50] <@Vargras> oh dear
[18:50] <Archonix> And I only really watched it for Kira., :D
[18:50] <@Lithe> IT WILL HAPPEN
[18:50] <Carmine> Lithe.
[18:50] <Carmine> I demand one thing.
[18:50] <Archonix> The butt that would not quit...
[18:50] <Carmine> Record it.
[18:50] <@Lithe> Did you see when Sunny streamed me singing it?

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[18:50] <Artimae> SO HOW 'BOUT THAT PROPOSAL LITHE?
[18:50] <Carmine> I did not.
[18:50] <@Lithe> THEN YOU MISSED IT
[18:50] <@Lithe> FOOL

http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vFBkGGpr

[15:28] <Cyanide> It is dismaying when boring and poorly written shit like "An interesting offer" hits featured and hills is at... 239 max chapter views :(
[15:28] <@Vargras> Yeah
[15:28] <@Vargras> At this point, I'm banking on my EQD submission being approved.
[15:28] <@Alexstrazsa> I'LL FAIL THAT TOO
[15:29] <@Vargras> I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
[15:29] <Blueshift> People need to stop liking terrible stories
[15:29] <@Alexstrazsa> YOUR WRITING HAS COMED TO AN END, VARGRAS
[15:29] <@Vargras> Blueshift: Yeah, I forgot that you have to write a comedy one-shot on this site.
[15:29] <Blueshift> Or porn
[15:29] <@Vargras> Alexstrazsa: MY DAYS OF HORSECOCK ARE OVER.
[15:29] <Blueshift> or boring shipping
[15:29] <@Alexstrazsa> Blueshift is the master of one shot comedy
[15:29] <Blueshift> or boring comedy shipping
[15:29] <@Alexstrazsa> In fact, I bet he started this trend
[15:29] <@Alexstrazsa> What a fucker
[15:29] <Blueshift> This is true
[15:29] <Cyanide> Or boring comedy shipping porn
[15:29] <@Vargras> Let's blame Blueshift
[15:29] <Blueshift> I invented comedy
[15:29] <Blueshift> It's all me
[15:30] <Ridire> Blueshift you stupid fucker
[15:30] *** Blueshift was kicked from #fimfiction by Alexstrazsa (You turned the site into crap)
[15:30] <Ridire> You broke it all
[15:30] <@Vargras> lmfao
[15:30] <@ScyStorm> lol
[15:30] <Cyanide> Hahahaha
[15:30] *** Blueshift (~IceChat7@1da97c9.398d5d27.cable.virginmedia.com) joined
[15:30] <Blueshift> ;____;

<ScyStorm> (NSFW) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrdv3vhBQ1rgew4so1_250.gif Wait for it...
<R5h> Well, hello there.
<Squid-Hoof> ScyStorm: fuck you
<Ridire> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK
<Squid-Hoof> hahahaha
<R5h> Nice of you to pop in.
<Ridire> DAT ASS AND THEN A PENIS
<Ridire> FUCK
<Alphacat> I'm not looking. =P
<ScyStorm> :D
<Ridire> JESUS SCY
<Ridire> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
<Firgof2> This encapsulates the entirety of my reaction for the last fifteen seconds.
<Firgof2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4
<R5h> It was pretty obvious from the get-go that he was dicking around.
<ScyStorm> You activated my trap card
<Luna> YouTube - Oh Man, Oh God, Oh Man (0:12) - Rating: 98.41% [+2,357 -38] - Views: 453,439

[13:54] <Rune> how long have I been here
[13:54] <Archonix> FOREVER
[13:55] * Rune gasps
[13:55] <Rune> >a black hole becomes imminent
[13:55] <Ellick> you're still in the hospital Rune
[13:55] <Static_Shock> Somebody don a fake mustache and laugh evilly.
[13:56] <Comedy_Crack> Quick, someone get Cheese in here.
[13:56] <Static_Shock> Pretty sure we could summon cheese, if we tried.
[13:57] <Rune> let's chant the puddingronomicon
[13:58] <Rune> "Oh Mirror Licker, we are not worthy of your puddingfic!"
[13:59] <Rune> let us all discharge our weapons in front of the Headless Monks
[14:00] <Rune> In the name of good faith
[14:00] <Rune> for we are not fools.
[14:00] <Comedy_Crack> Lets sacrifice Rune to the Great Gunbringer of Old.
[14:00] <Rune> who?
[14:00] <Static_Shock> The Old One.
[14:00] <Rune> who's old?
[14:01] <Comedy_Crack> Guns?
[14:01] <Rune> who is ye olde bringer of guns the great?
[14:01] <Comedy_Crack> Guns.
[14:01] <Rune> Guns?
[14:01] <Comedy_Crack> Shotgun.
[14:02] <Rune> I thought of AA-12 right there
[14:02] <Rune> I love that automatic shotgun
[14:02] <Changeling_Wil> And here's a better question: is Rune a threat to the chat?
[14:02] <Changeling_Wil> Well, come on, you're monitoring the chat. Is Rune a threat?
[14:02] <Comedy_Crack> Pistolassault Sniperpippington Shotgunnerrocket Launchersubmachine the 5th.
[14:03] <Comedy_Crack> Rune is a threat, because guns.
[14:03] <Static_Shock> Forgot grenades tho.
[14:03] <Comedy_Crack> BLASPHEMER
[14:03] <Changeling_Wil> Is Rune guilty of any crime by the laws of the chat?
[14:04] <Rune> sort of
[14:04] <Rune> if Scy was here he might list it
[14:04] <Comedy_Crack> See? He confessed!
[14:04] * Rune slaps Crack
[14:04] <Rune> I said sort of
[14:04] <Changeling_Wil> Okay! One more, just one. Is this chat protected?
[14:04] <Rune> lol you lost Wilhelm
[14:04] <Amit> what
[14:05] <Rune> oh wait
[14:05] * Rune pulls a chat log in video of flashbacks
[14:05] <Changeling_Wil> Because you're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is...what happened to them?
[14:05] <Comedy_Crack> Amit, we're having a political debate about the nation security of guns, and if Rune is a threat to pancakes.
[14:05] * Rune flashes all the angry comments of Vargras, Scy and Lithe before they kick the bad chatters
[14:05] <Changeling_Wil> Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically...run.

[00:54] <Squid-Hoof> what do you want me/us to say man? We can't really punc your sister out/teach her to sing better from here, Cheese. Anything I can do to help yo?
[00:54] <Imago> Gold coast? That's what it says here
[00:54] * Princess_Celly cocks her shotgun and fires wildly at the room. Sadistlestia.
[00:54] * Seaberry 's body goes opaque
[00:54] * Nightmare_Moon shotguns her cock and fires wildly at Celly.
[00:54] <Imago> :I
[00:54] <Seaberry> o.o
[00:54] <Seaberry> XD
[00:55] <!FlutteringShy> Same city as me too.
[00:55] <Seaberry> i think
[00:55] <Imago> :O:O:O
[00:55] <Seaberry> that should go on the quote board
[00:55] <Imago> Here's the longshot. Do you know anyyyyone named Paul?
[00:55] <!Fausticorn> Seaberry: we have a quote board?

I want to cum inside rainbow dash.
<Horse fucker! abandon thread!
<You must be a horse fucker for writing that.
<Touche.

[20:18] == mode/#fimfiction [+o Changeling_Wil] by Wlah
[20:18] <@Lithe> Looking at it more, would you be an admin, Wlah?
[20:19] <@Wlah> just kick yourself then
[20:19] <@Lithe> ...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
[20:19] <@Lithe> NOW I KNOW WHY
[20:19] <Artimae> OHGODWHY
[20:19] == Cyanide [~androirc@isocyanide.ion] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
[20:19] <cammerhammer> WHAT MADNESS BE THIS?
[20:19] <Artimae> THE CHANGELING HAS POWER
[20:20] <cammerhammer> You know not what you have done, wlah.
[20:20] <@Lithe> THIS DOTH HERALD THE ENDTIMES
[20:20] <DeiStar> My first fanfic that i can hopefully publish. Teen tag is for the insane gore i'm going to bring in the fighting.
[20:21] <cammerhammer> Deistar, Wil was just made admin

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[20:21] <Artimae> Kick yourself already.
[20:21] <@Lithe> ...Okay, in all seriousness, can I de-op him? It's making me uncomfortable.
[20:21] == mode/#fimfiction [-o Changeling_Wil] by Wlah

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[20:21] <@Wlah> jeez
[20:21] <@Lithe> A man who has not known power is more quick to abuse it
[20:22] <@Wlah> well
[20:22] <@Wlah> I could've opped nighty
[20:22] <Artimae> Those of us who have known power, we relish it, desire it.
[20:22] <@Wlah> wasn't it arti who wanted to knw?
[20:22] <cammerhammer> Not all of us.
[20:22] <Artimae> NOTMENOTME
[20:22] <@Lithe> Wlah
[20:22] <@Lithe> You have to remember
[20:22] <cammerhammer> I have known power
[20:22] <jellyrowland> right, just finished reading the IDW comic
[20:23] <cammerhammer> It was terrible
[20:23] <jellyrowland> it was certainly....interesting
[20:23] <@Lithe> Artimae's the red-headed stepchild we keep in the basement
[20:26] <@Wlah> one day I'll ask xaq if they have a planned maintenance
[20:26] <jellyrowland> I can picture mandopony being so fucking smug over it
[20:26] <@Wlah> then kick myself right before the netsplit will happen
[20:26] <@Wlah> just to freak the fuck out of you guys
[20:26] <TwilightPsycho> I bet the MLP comic will become like the Sonic comic. Continuing long after the show ends, and becoming the sole source of fuel for the fandom.
[20:26] <Artimae> Lawl
[20:26] <cammerhammer> I am so lonely...
[20:26] <Niaeruzu> I'd laugh really hard, actually
[20:26] <@Lithe> Well, you'll be happy to know that we as your fellow users have even less faith in you than you do yourself, Wil. :D
[20:26] <cammerhammer> Hug me, wil
[20:26] <TwilightPsycho> There will be comic canon ships.
[20:27] <VoidChicken> IDW has said that the MLP comic will last for as long as people keep buying it
[20:27] <@Wlah> anyone crave a hop?
[20:27] <TwilightPsycho> Spike will probably eventually marry Rarity.
[20:27] <Carmine> I MUST GO.
[20:27] <@Wlah> so you can get revenge on someone or whatever
[20:27] <Carmine> GOOD BYE, INFERIOR MORTALS.
[20:27] <@Lithe> Wow
[20:27] <@Wlah> I imagine Carmine would kick everyone
[20:27] <TwilightPsycho> They will have draconicorn babies.
[20:27] <jellyrowland> >ditzy x time turner will end up being comic canon
[20:27] <Carmine> I wouldn't, Wlah.
[20:27] <Fission> time to go nap
[20:27] * Changeling_Wil hugs cammerhammer
[20:27] <@Lithe> I don't think I've ever seen Wlah actually baiting people with modpower
[20:27] <Carmine> Just the dumbfucks.
[20:27] <VoidChicken> if i get halfop i pledge to kick Carmine
[20:27] <TwilightPsycho> Who will grow up to be the new bearers of the Elements of Harmony along with children of the other mane6
[20:27] <Artimae> For the love of God not me. It'd turn into a war with Lithe.

[16:33] <Rune> <RainbowsAreMagic> Yes, I am. And the wings can do everything the legs can. <<you can't piston your penis with wings on doggy style

[20:21] <Stille> We're a bunch of fucks trying to fuck each other through words. :D
[20:21] <!Dandan_> And I'm a unicorn
[20:21] <!Dandan_> \o/
[20:21] * Dandan_ pew pews
[20:21] * Stille rides Dandan

That was the most fun anyone had in -ooc that day.

This better go on Varg's Tumblr blog.

[18:38] * Wlah hails Deceased
[18:38] * Deceased drives up in a cab.
[18:38] == HoovesMcCoy [webchat@35474391.4e929bd.vt.charter.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 361 seconds]
[18:38] * Changeling_Wil pushes Wlah in-front of the cab
[18:39] * Deceased skids out of control, hitting both Wil and Wlah before exploding.
[18:39] <Niaeruzu> Here lie Wil and Wlah. They died like they lived; in an IRC channel.
[18:40] * Wlah ascends and transcends physical form
[18:40] * Wlah reappears with wings and a horn
[18:40] * Changeling_Wil bursts out of Wlah's chest
[18:40] * Deceased bursts out of Wil's chest.

I still don't even.

[21:50] <FNaN|History> Hey, anyone here British?
[21:50] <Sunny> YOU STILL HAVE BIGGER TITS THAN ME
[21:50] <Doc_Sparks> Hey, I'm not joking. She actually looks like a friend of mine from WoW.
[21:50] <Sunny> GOD DAMNIT
[21:50] <Leaviathan> No, but I know some1 that's British
[21:50] * Vargras pats Sunny
[21:50] <@Vargras> Maybe another day, Sunny
[21:50] <@Vargras> Maybe another day
[21:51] <TexasBrony> Its not the tits that are important
[21:51] <Gripp> I used to be a B but kids changed that
[21:51] <TexasBrony> Its the personality
[21:51] <Leaviathan> My mom has 36DD
[21:51] <FNaN|History> All right. British currency has L, s and d. I know L and s are pounds and schillings respectively.
[21:51] <TexasBrony> Also the ass
[21:51] <Sunny> Damnit Grip.
[21:51] <FNaN|History> What the hell are d? Are those pence or something?
[21:51] <Sunny> Im a 32A.
[21:51] <TexasBrony> the ass is a good thing to
[21:51] <Gripp> I actually play wow, so I thought maybe you knew me
[21:51] <Doc_Sparks> As a matter of fact I am looking at that picture you posted and a picture of my friend's profile and it is eerie.
[21:51] <Gripp> I have a nice ass
[21:51] <TexasBrony> Gripp is a mother?
[21:51] <Gripp> of two
[21:51] <TexasBrony> Also, hello gripp
[21:51] <Doc_Sparks> You even ACT like her.
[21:51] <FNaN|History> I just realized that I'm talking about British currency, and everyone else is comparing FREAKING TIT SIZES.
[21:51] <Sunny> God damnit Gripp stop being hotter than ,e.
[21:51] <Gripp> lol thanks?
[21:52] <Gripp> :(
[21:52] <FNaN|History> THE FUCK?
[21:52] <TexasBrony> XD
[21:52] <Lapis-Lazuli> *Dies laughing*
[21:52] <Gripp> LOL
[21:52] <TexasBrony> Thats fimfic for ya

* King_of_Scotland is now known as MacDuff
<MacDuff> yo murdering ppl isnt chill yh
* Yip is now known as Macbeth
<MacDuff> ya im kill u k
<Macbeth> imma shank you bich
<MacDuff> kid die
<Macbeth> fuk that
* WhiteMagicalHat (webchat@191e2813.306c6d51.res.rr.com) has joined #fimfiction
* Macbeth kills MacDuff's family
<MacDuff> kid dieeee
<Macbeth> how about that bich
<MacDuff> no wtf
<MacDuff> wtf y would u do that
* MacDuff england
<MacDuff> f killed my dun kids
<Macbeth> because you are bad
<Norm_De_Plume> Lord, l33tspeak Macbeth
<Macbeth> now you die
<WhiteMagicalHat> Ah, it would appear that the short bus has stopped at FimFiction...
<MacDuff> no u
<Macbeth> no i can't die
<MacDuff> i was a c section
<Macbeth> no womanborn--
<Macbeth> fuck
<Norm_De_Plume> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--HR7PWfp0
<@Luna> YouTube - Don't mention Macbeth - Blackadder - BBC (2:42) - Rating: 98.53% [+2,680 -40] - Views: 498,623
<MacDuff> ur fked m8
<Macbeth> don't kill me pls
<Macbeth> oh wait
<Macbeth> hahahaha
<MacDuff> die noob
<Macbeth> the trees have to move or something
<MacDuff> gg l2pk
<CaptainMickbeard> guys
<CaptainMickbeard> guess what it is in 33 minutes
<Macbeth> so i am invincible
<CaptainMickbeard> guess
<Macbeth> bich
<CaptainMickbeard> come on
<CaptainMickbeard> guess
<MacDuff> kid they brought branches ur bad af
<JunkyardDog> *sigh*
<Macbeth> fuk
<MacDuff> u cant even noscope 360
<Macbeth> don't kill pls
<Macbeth> forgive me
<Lapis-Lazuli> @JD - Doood. Chillax.
<MacDuff> nah u hack kid gtfo
* MacDuff kills
<WhiteMagicalHat> Well, that would depend upon your time zone, but for mine it would be 11:01 pm.
* Macbeth dies
<Macbeth> o, i am slain
<CaptainMickbeard> Here it'd be 12:00 am
<Macbeth> is my wife alive
<Macbeth> as i lie here, slain
<Lapis-Lazuli> My Vinyl and Octavia are coming. *Claps hands together* Eeeee.
* MacDuff is now known as Malcom
<Jackie> Artimae,
<Jackie> Artimae,
<Jackie> Artimae,
<Jackie> Artimae,
<Jackie> Artimae,
<Malcom> LOL IM KING NOW LOLOLOLOL
<Macbeth> ffs
<JunkyardDog> For some reason this back and forth banter sounds like a pair of Korne Berzerkers.
<Macbeth> stupid kid
* Macbeth is now known as ded
* Malcom is now known as King_of_Scotland
<CinnamonSwirltheBreaded> I think you mean they're cumming, Lapis
<King_of_Scotland> L0L

I remember the days when that would have ended with a ban

300212
I still think Xaq should implement this.

1:38] <RuponyKenshin> Don't hroses just fuck whatever is there?
[01:39] <%Marceline> Isn't real pretty realistic?
[01:39] <%a3V> Real isn't realistic enough.
[01:39] <%a3V> Add more lens flare.
[01:40] <RuponyKenshin> Swan go read Berry Bitters and Apple Sours.
[01:40] <RuponyKenshin> I wrote that.
[01:40] <RuponyKenshin> And it's adorable.
[01:41] <%a3V> Ficwhore alert
[01:41] <%a3V> wee woo wee woo wee woo
[01:41] <RuponyKenshin> You can't stop me.
[01:41] * RuponyKenshin struts like a criminal
[01:41] == Midnight_Blaze [~Blazu@2b2c869d.1959841d.231e202b.31a16b5dX] has quit [Quit: Leaving.]
[01:41] == RuponyKenshin was kicked from #fimfiction by a3V [yes I can]
[01:41] <SwanSong> D:
[01:41] <SwanSong> My best friend
[01:41] <%a3V> He has been fucked by the long dick of THE LAW.

[07:14] <FraeFoe> I really have no plans to leave for hours
[07:14] <SwanSong> HEY FRAE
[07:14] <SwanSong> INSULT
[07:14] <Protag> Protag.
[07:14] <Protag> It's okay, we already started our own channel.,
[07:14] <Dramaro> So, what do you think?
[07:14] <FraeFoe> FUCK YOU SWAN
[07:14] <SwanSong> RETORT
[07:15] <FraeFoe> HARSH TRUTH
[07:15] <SwanSong> DENIAL
[07:15] <FraeFoe> NOT RACIST REMARK
[07:15] <Protag> BOOING
[07:15] <SwanSong> VEILED THREAT
[07:15] <SwanSong> _VERY_ RACIST REMARK
[07:15] <FraeFoe> SLIGHTLY VIELED THREAT
[07:15] <SwanSong> INSULT LACED WITH SEXUAL OVERTONES
[07:16] <SwanSong> PROVOCATIVE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
[07:16] <Joel> Expression of mild amusement and confusion
[07:16] <FraeFoe> INSULT LACED WITH SEXUAL UNDERTONES
[07:16] <Dramaro> Can we not?
[07:16] <Protag> Xaquseg!
[07:16] <Protag> There's BULLYING in the chat
[07:16] <SwanSong> SUGGESTION TO FORNICATE WITH A CACTUS
[07:17] <FraeFoe> SUGGESTION TO FORNICATE WITH A PARASITE
[07:17] <SwanSong> AFFIRMATION OF HAVING DONE SO
[07:17] <SwanSong> SUGGESTION TO #GETONMYLEVEL
[07:17] <FraeFoe> AFFIRMATION OF OWNING CACTUSES
[07:17] <SwanSong> PROCLAMATION OF LOVE FOR CACTI
[07:17] <FraeFoe> SUGGESTION TO CHECK YOURSELF
[07:18] <FraeFoe> VARIOUS QUOTES FROM OLD SCHOOL RAP
[07:18] <SwanSong> REALIZATION AND ADMISSION OF GENITAL INFECTION
[07:18] <SwanSong> DENIAL AND MELANCHOLIC DESPAIR
[07:18] <FraeFoe> ADMISSION THAT YOU HAVE A GENITAL INFECTION
[07:18] <FraeFoe> SLIGHT GUILT
[07:19] <SwanSong> REQUEST FOR SUPPORT AND/OR PITY SEX
[07:19] <FraeFoe> SMALL COMMENT SAID QUIETLY TO TRY TO TAKE THINGS BACK
[07:19] <FraeFoe> DEEP THOUGHT
[07:19] <SwanSong> SUICIDE
[07:19] == SwanSong [~SwanSong@13919cb5.8d7465b.orngca.sbcglobal.net] has left #fimfiction [Leaving]
[07:19] <Protag> Life without mods.
[07:19] <FraeFoe> AGREEMENT OF ...NOOOO
[07:19] <Protag> FraeFoe
[07:20] == SwanSong [~SwanSong@13919cb5.8d7465b.orngca.sbcglobal.net] has joined #Fimfiction
[07:20] <Protag> Fuck you, Swan was a pretty cool guy.
[07:20] <Protag> oh.
[07:20] <Protag> I should have timed it
[07:20] <SwanSong> You have awful timing.
[07:20] <Protag> 'Thank goodness, Swan was an annoying bundle of sticks.'
[07:20] <FraeFoe> You do, Protag
[07:20] <MrNumbers> WAIT
[07:20] <MrNumbers> WHO WANTED PITY SEX?
[07:20] * MrNumbers rips his pants off