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Arthor2017
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Some interactions I came up with:

Havik: I'm the Cleric of Chaos.
Discord: I don't recall having appointed a cleric to do my job.

Johnny Cage: I'm considering making a movie about you ponies.
Pinkie Pie: Ask the fandom first before getting in troubles.

Geras: Cease your mischieves! You're putting the timelines at risk!
Starlight Glimmer: As long as I get rid of Cutie-Marks, I don't care!

Cheese Sandwich: Sorry pal, I don't smoke.
Smoke: Har har...very funny.

Sunset Shimmer: You're fooling yourself, Bi-Han.
Sub-Zero: Why? Because you failed where I'm succeding in my search for glory?


Be free to share your own interactions ideas if you like.

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"Ahem." Breaths in to get ready to do my best Fatality voice impression."FRENDSHIP!"

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Reiko: A good Soldier follows orders.

Shining Armor: The true soldier knows which orders are worth following.

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Twilight Sparkle: The thought of you being electrocuted by your own mentor-

Liu Kang: Is one I'm grateful that won't repeat in time.


Rainbow Dash: This silver screen thingie, it's awesome!

Johnny Cage: And that's why it's called Hollywood magic.


Queen Chrysalis: Hahaha, you think you're actually that intimidating?

Baraka: Be grateful you're afflicted with it.


Storm King: Perhaps we could form an all-conquering alliance.

General Shao: I do not follow lowlife dictators.

Sindel: "You have the air of a royal about you."

Sunset Shimmer: "And none of the snobbery."


Shang Tsung: "Those movie club brats could be of use to me."

Applejack(EQG): "Don't. Touch. The youngin's."


General Shao: "You could have been a konqueror of worlds!"

Sunset Shimmer: "You could have been so much more..."


Sindel: "Leadership was thrust upon you twice over..."

Princess Twilight Sparkle: "I was ready to be a leader each time."


Ermac: "Your soul glows with power."

Rainbow Dash: "My soul's too awesome for you to handle!"


Ermac: "Join the collection and you'll be seen by us all."

Wallflower Blush: "I will not run again!"


Johnny Cage: "You looking for a supporting role? I know a few open spots."

Juniper Montage: "Buck the spotlight, I've got my priorities straight."


Shang Tsung: "I could make your life's trajectory into something glorious."

Sunset Shimmer: "I would not change a thing about my life."


General Shao: "Nightmare Moon would have been a worthy rival."

Princess Luna: "Who are you to decide my worth? I decide that!"


Ermac: "Your power and knowledge would serve us."

Princess Celestia: "Even as your Kollection wars with itself?"


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Sunset Shimmer: "In your timeline, you..."

Sunset Satan: "Killed... them... all."

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I can see Twilight and Liu Kang becoming good pals within a day. Which got me thinking of another interaction:

Fire Lord Liu Kang: "I wish the Kombat had never reached your worlds."

Princess Twilight Sparkle: "The fault lies with Shang Tsung, not you."

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Nice! If you want to, you should check out some of the interactions I and a few others came up with for the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss cast.

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Liu Kang: You have chosen to battle a fire god!
Daybreaker: Hold my cake.

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Here are a few more:

Opaline: You dare challenge a fire alicorn?

Liu Kang: YOU'RE the one playing with fire.

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Omni Man: I'll crush you -

Discord: What? Like a spider?

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Sub-Zero: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Allura: Want me to purr for you?

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Twilight: Don't make me do something we'll both regret.

Peacemaker: Don't worry. You won't get the chance.

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Sunny Starscout: It's an honor to meet you, Princess Sparkle.

Twilight: I love the enthusiasm, but this is serious business.

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Celestia: Sun against lightning?

Raiden: The sun isn't going to come out tomorrow.

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Spike ("Last Problem"): Yeah, I feel for you.

Reptile: But you won't be able to see me.

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Johnny Cage: “I don’t do Nature Documentaries.”
Fluttershy: “It’s ok. Lots of Ponies are afraid of this forest at night.”

Raiden: “I am Raiden: Protector of Earth Realm.”
Fluttershy: “I’m sure that you did your best. Thank you. Now please step aside.”

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It's Shang Tsung.:facehoof:

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I always get that name wrong!

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Geras: In the past, you meddled with time.

Starlight: Something I regret and vow to never do again.


Twilight: Both Earthrealm and Outworld are so fascinating!

Liu Kang: *Chuckles* I am glad to hear you’re enjoying your time here, Princess.


Scorpion: There is a fire that burns brightly in you.

Sunset: Trust me. You don’t wanna see the hottest parts of that fire.


Opaline: How dare you challenge royalty!

Sindel: Tyrants like you do not deserve that title.


Havik: I am an instrument of chaos!

Discord: Oh, congratulations. You get to meet the embodiment and lord of chaos.

Cyrus Colter
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Liu Kiang: Ambition must be tempered with caution.

Sunset Shimmer: A lesson I learned too late.

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Raiden:” I control lightning. You should stand down.”
Rainbow Dash:” I control the clouds your lightning lives in. You should stand down.”

Shang Tsung:” Perhaps I could interest you in a trade?”
Pinkie Pie:” Silly goose! I was about to say the same thing!”

colt alchemist
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Also, here are some of my takes:

Applejack: What was ah like in other timelines?
Geras: Out of all your friends, you have changed the least.

Rainbow Dash: Are you ready to face off against the most awesome pony in Equestria?
Raiden: I will be when she gets here.

Shang Tsung: Your shapeshifting is amateur at best.
Chrysalis: I've managed to fool your minions to face you haven't I?

Cozy Glow: What? You're going to try and convince me that I can change?
Ashrah: No, my Kriss senses no good in you.

Rainbow Dash: I don't know how I feel about fighting a blind guy.
Kenshi: Why? Afraid you'll lose?

Rarity: That hat is dreadful to look at.
Kung Lao: Who are you to judge, "darling?"

Applejack: Ah would never betray mah family for glory.
Scorpion: I'll see to it that Bi-Han pays for what he has done.

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Here's a couple more for ya!


Applejack: Ya'll betray yer own family fer your ambitious goals?

Sub-Zero: For the clan's goals, not mine!


Sunny Starscout: Is this what it means to be an immortal protector of one's world?

Liu Kang: Not all protectors fall to darkness and callus.


Shining Armor: We cut from the same cloth Kuai-Liang.

Scorpion: Be grateful you don't have sibling hellbent on finding power.


Spike (The Last Problem): So, you never knew about your birth parents either?

Smoke: No, but like you, I'm grateful for the family that I am now a part of.

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Shang Tsung :"You really think your legion could outlast mine?"
Chrysalis:" Your army calls you Master. My army calls me Mother."

Sub-Zero:" I will turn your blood to ice!"
Rainbow Dash:" I've gone through storms colder than you!"

Reptile:" Finally...a worthy opponent..."
Gummy:" ..."

Shao Kahn:" Your realm is Mine!"
Discord: "My realm would literally eat you."

colt alchemist
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Oh, here are some other ones I came up with:

Ashrah: I can't say I approve of your method of "testing" the princess.
Discord: Am I really being judged by a demon right now?

Rain: It seems we were both blinded by ambition.
Starlight Glimmer: Um, I only enslaved a village, you drowned an entire city!

Liu Kang: So you have also succeeded your mentor?
Twilight Sparkle: It seems we both had to earn it the hard way.

Scorpion: There is a great fire burning within you.
Fluttershy: I only use that fire when I need to.

Peacemaker: No offense, but forgiving Discord is a pretty dumbass move.
Fluttershy: Don't mistake my kindness for weakness!

Rainbow Dash: Make way for the real heroes!
Li Mei: I don't need any vigilantes in my town.

Rainbow Dash: Why are you trying to arrest me?
Li Mei: Your sonic rainboom destroyed hundreds of homes in Sun Do!

Sombra: Stay out of my way, alien!
Omni-Man: You don't seem to understand, the crystal empire isn't yours to conquer.

Tirek: You are an embarrassment to your kind!
Johnny Cage: At least I wasn't defeated by a group of ponies.

Kenshi: I think it's safe to say your stare won't work on me.
Fluttershy: I would never use it on you even if you could see, Kenshi.

Reptile/Syzoth: I still feel guilty about the things I have done.
Applejack: Yall were just protecting your family, don't beat yerself up about it.

Cozy Glow: Once I regain power, all will perish before me!
Omni-Man: You should have "perished" at birth.

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Cozy Glow: Once I regain power, all will perish before me!
Omni-Man: You should have "perished" at birth.

OK, in character, but still.

HOLY F*CK.

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That's why he's one of my favorite villains. Oh, here's one more plus an edit to one of the other intros:

Omni-Man: I claim this kingdom for the Viltrum Empire!
Sombra: You don't seem to understand, the Crystal Empire isn't yours to conquer.

Zecora: Your heart is cold as ice, I hope betraying your brother was worth the price.
Sub-Zero: Thanks to me, the Lin Kuei will finally achieve greatness!

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Starlight Glimmer: Um, I only enslaved a village, you drowned an entire city!

You also tampered with time.

Cyrus Colter
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Omni Man: My conscience is clear.

Sunset Shimmer: I don't need to read your mind to see you're lying to yourself.

EDIT: I put this next one in a different group forum for this topic, but here.

Shang Tsung: If you desire the anti-Tarkat serum, I'm afraid I never wrote it down.

Sunset Shimmer: All I need is a second to take it straight from your head.

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I forget, when could Sunset Shimmer read minds?

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Rainbow Dash: Eh, Kuai Liang is too hard to remember, can I call you Scorpion instead?
Scorpion: Only if you wish to feel my sting!

Reptile/Syzoth: I must say, you are rather impressive.
Rarity: *chuckles* If I had a bit for every time a reptile became infatuated with me.

Reptile/Syzoth: Do you really have a Zaterran lord?
Spike: You mean dragon lord Ember? Yeah, you'll love her, she's great!

Johnny Cage: Come on, you'd be a great animal sidekick!
Rainbow Dash: If I'm going to star in one of your movies, you'll be MY sidekick.

Quan Chi: What would your dear Apple Bloom say if I-
Applejack: Keep her name out yer damn mouth!

Ashrah: Will you ever forgive yourself, Princess?
Princess Luna: It's a long and difficult journey full of uncertainty.

Scorpion: So you have betrayed your sibling for power as well?
Princess Luna: A mistake I will forever regret making.

Princess Luna: I know what you are thinking, but I am not like Bi-Han.
Scorpion: That is for me to decide.

Pinkie Pie: Oh! Oh! Can I say it? *ahem* "Where there's smoke there's fire!"
Smoke: Oh God, does it really sound that corny?

Pinkie Pie: I've never baked a Zaterran cake before, challenge accepted!
Reptile/Syzoth: I'll be impressed if you bake something I can properly digest.

Rainbow Dash: I can't help being this awesome, Princess.
Kitana: Your arrogance will be your greatest downfall.

Pinkie Pie: Cause I love to make you smile!
Mileena: You will not like my smile when I use it to tear you apart!

Thoughts?

Arthor2017
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I loved them! Here I have other dialogues:

Sub-Zero: If you had killed your sister from the beginning, you would now be the sole ruler of your world.
Princess Luna: If I had, then I would have definitely become the being that almost destroyed me and the ponies completely!

Spike: Even if you take over the entire universe, I would never serve you!
General Shao: You wouldn't even server as food for my hounds!

Sindel: Your daughters are truly wonderful! Their father must be proud of them.
Queen Haven: Yeah... let's not talk about him, okay?

Starlight Glimmer: It seems I have a spell to regenerate organs, but I can't guarantee it will be successful.
Mileena: I must try. There is someone who didn't deserve to take his eyes off.

Li Mei: I'm going to have to confiscate your fireworks.
Trixie: And how do you expect for Trixie to do her show without her pyrotechnics?!

Fluttershy: It saddens me to know that two brothers have become enemies.
Smoke: It was Bi-Han's decisions that forced us to declare war on him.

Reiko: I doubt that I will lose to another peasant again.
Applejack: Then get ready ta swallow those words.

Scorpion: Hanzo is a good warrior, but it will take time to control his anger.
Pinkie Pie: Well, you have to help him ASAP because otherwise he will become a wraith who will wear a gloomy mask and call himself Noob Saibot.

Cyrus Colter
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Legend of everfree, the geode she got allows her to read minds with physical contact.

colt alchemist
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Oh, I never saw that one. Those movies aren't really my thing anymore.
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Excellent! Though, I think the first and last interactions are a little too lengthy but that's just me.

Arthor2017
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Still working on that, but glad you liked them.

colt alchemist
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Excellent. Until then, here are some more:

Sub-Zero: Your Wonderbolts are incompetent fools!
Rainbow Dash: Hey! Nobody insults the Wonderbolts and gets away with it!

Tanya: You're far too brash and reckless to be Umgadi.
Rainbow Dash: Pff! I didn't want to join your little warrior club anyway!

Rarity: Your fans are absolutely stunning, darling!
Kitana: I could say the same thing about your mane.

Starswirl: I must study your amulet for the greater good.
Raiden: I don't think Lord Liu Kang would approve of me handing off his items to strangers.

Baraka: If you can do anything, why not cure me?
Discord: *laughs* And deny you the important lesson you'll learn along the way?

Reptile/Syzoth: You must be Ember, Spike said I'd find you interesting.
Ember: Then let's see how formidable you are.

Discord: I am Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony! I'm sure you've heard of me.
Ashrah: You do not appear memorable.

Ember: I gotta say, it's pretty rare to find a reptilian creature with no wings.
Reptile/Syzoth: Who needs wings when I've got invisibility and acid spit?

Starswirl: If you have any knowledge that could save my world, I suggest you share it.
Geras: What I know is not meant for mortals like you.

Applejack: Ah know smoke is yer thing, but ain't that a little on the nose?
Smoke: This coming from an apple farmer called "Applejack?"

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Chrysalis: How can someone like you defeat me?
Smoke: By smoking out your hive.

Rainbow Dash: Your loyalty to your brother is pretty cool.
Smoke: As is yours to your friends.

Reiko: Careful not to get blood on your pretty, white coat.
Rarity: *Gasps* Just because I'm a lady and a pony does not make me fragile!

Twilight Sparkle: I still don't understand how you could betray your Empress. She gave you everything!
Rain: She was holding me back! Much like how your Princess is doing to you!

Twilight Sparkle: Your sword is amazing! If I could just-
Kenshi: I just got Sento back, and I'm not about to lose it again.

Starswirl: Once a demon, always a demon!
Ashrah: Did you not say something similar about Stygian?

Rainbow Dash: I doubt your Kriss will sense any evil in me.
Ashrah: You're not evil, just flawed.

Raiden: I'm sorry, but I don't think the Shaolin will accept your application.
Rainbow Dash: Wha? How come Johnny and Kung Lao get to join but not me?

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Starswirl: Once a demon, always a demon!
Ashrash: Did you not say something similar about Stygian?

FATALITY!

Raiden: I'm sorry, but I don't think the Shaolin will accept your application.
Rainbow Dash: Wha? How come Johnny and Kung Lao get to join but not me?

Because you're a lost cause on that front.

Also, I doubt they want feathers everywhere.

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Rainbow Dash: You know if your Shirai Ryu are looking for new members, then I could-
Scorpion: No! Just...No!

Kitana: Have you ever considered making a blood-proof dress?
Rarity: Why in Equestria would I ever make such a thing?

Nitara: I wonder what Changeling blood will taste like.
Chrysalis: You won't live to find out, beast!

Discord: Just because you can regrow body parts doesn't make you entirely chaotic.
Havik: At least I stayed true to my beliefs and did not become a slave to ponies!

Johnny Cage: So you've been rejected by the Umgadi, Shaolin, and the Shirai Ryu? That's gotta suck.
Rainbow Dash: It's their loss!

Cyrus Colter
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Fluttershy: You seem nervous. May I ask why?

Kung Lao: If there is one thing I've learned from knowing Raiden and his sister, it is to fear the gentle soul moved to wrath.


Quan Chi: Legends say even a redeemed demon can bind a pact.

Sunset Shimmer: NOT. Interested.


Liu Kang: The Wonderbolts need to refresh their martial training.

Princess Celestia: May I ask the help of the Shaolin in that task?

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Chrysalis: Both of our species are hated simply for our diets.
Nitara: My kind feasts on blood to survive! Your kind feasts on love for pleasure!

Rarity: You know, I could always use some extra claws for finding gems.
Syzoth/Reptile: I'm not a dragon and I don't intend on becoming someone's slave again.

Ashrah: Is it true that you tried to seduce Syzoth from me?
Rarity: What? Who told you such a lie?

Rarity: I-It was just some harmless flirting, Ashrah. I swear!
Ashrah: I forgive you, but you must be punished.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe I should tie down my wings to make this a fair fight?
Kenshi: Why give yourself that handicap?

Starswirl: I've survived Limbo, you will be child's play for me.
Ermac: Surviving Limbo is nothing when compared to joining the collective.

Sub-Zero: I will freeze your wings off!
Rainbow Dash: You're going to defeat me? You couldn't even beat Johnny!

Yay or nay?

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I've came up a couple more.

Sunny Starscout: You ever tried roller skating Raiden?

Raiden: Can't say I have, but I would like to learn how to.


Twilight Sparkle: Is being Keeper of Time really that taxing?

Liu Kang: To craft time, one must not succumb to the madness of perfection.


Spike: As long as I breathe fire, I'll melt your frozen heart!

Sub-Zero: The day I fall to a young dragon like you will never come!


Liu Kang: Your conquest is tearing innocent lives apart!

Storm King: Their lives are of little matter to me, only the strong truly survives!


Rainbow Dash: Come on! The Wonderbolts can pull off amazing-

Sindel: The answer is still no.


Shang Tsung: Your daughter is an intriguing specimen.

Cadance: You will stay away from her and my kingdom, sorcerer!


Reiko: You are no ruler if you haven't conquered other territories.

Shining Armor: I prefer to be a keeper of the peace than a warmongering tyrant.


Queen Chrysalis: Hahahaha, the empress sends a small lizard to face me?

Syzoth/Reptile: This small lizard has a big bite for bugs like you.

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I like 'em! Especially the first and last interactions. Keep 'em coming!

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Shang Tsung: “Strange…this soul doesn’t belong here...”
Pinkie Pie Clone: “You know my secret…I can’t let you live.”

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Reiko: What happened to Morato?
Tirek: He met his doom, just as you will too!

Homelander: I knew about the 'Horse***t', but this ridiculous!
Applejack: Dat's it. Ah'm beatin' the buck out of ya.

Ermac: Jerrod and Sindel are not here at the moment.
Pinkie Pie: It's a shame. I just wanted to tell them that Kitana and Mileena are sending hugs and kisses!

Kung Lao: You're not the kind of dragon I had in mind.
Spike: Don't let appearances fool you, pal. I can be as dangerous as any dragon!

Princess Celestia: You had no right to take the lives of my guards!
General Shao: May their corpses serve as a warning to those who dare defy me!

Rarity: From experience, I can tell you to be yourself to rule your kingdom.
Mileena: That is precisely what concerns me.

Rain: I have never heard such stupidity as 'Chocolate Rain'!
Pinkie Pie: It's official... YOU REALLY SUCKS!!!

Reiko: You waste your time training that disabled creature.
Rainbow Dash: You're going to be handicapped for talking about Scootaloo like that!

Quan-Chi: You are too young to rule. Let someone more qualified take care of it!
Twilight: I will show you that I am more than prepared to rule AND protect Equestria!

Shao Kahn: "Tell me more about this Grogar."

Celestia: "Like you, he is what history ought to forget."


Raiden: "Yours is a beautiful nation, Your Highness."

Twilight Sparkle: "A nation that is worth fighting for."


Sunset Shimmer: "I hope you find redemption."

Ashrah: "You have already earned yours."


Quan-Chi: "Your daughter's influence will become mine."

Filthy Rich: "You'll fail just like my ex-wife."


Shang Tsung: "I can make new gems for you and your sisters."

Adagio Dazzle: "Tempting, but your offer reeks of poison."

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(Looks like you beat me to the punch with Ashrah and Sunset's interaction.)
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Discord: I most certainly will not "take my chaos elsewhere," Miss Ashrah.
Ashrah: Then you leave me no choice, Discord.

Scorpion: I would still stay wary of your sister, Princess.
Celestia: Although I see the similarities, my sister is nothing like Bi-Han.

Discord: You know not everything around here is all good and evil.
Ashrah: That may be, but you remain a constant problem in all the realms.

Raiden: Is it true that Kung Lao ate all of your pies?
Applejack: Eeyup! And ah thought Pinkie Pie had a huge appetite.

Celestia: I wish the best for you on your journey, Ashrah.
Ashrah: That means a lot coming from you, your highness.

Ashrah: You have never faced a real demon before.
Sunset Shimmer: I still feel like one sometimes.

Applejack: Wanna trade hats real quick?
Kung Lao: *laughs* You could not handle my hat.

Applejack: Wanna trade hats real quick?
Raiden: That would be hilarious, let's do it!

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Ashrah: What purpose is served by corrupting the minds of the innocent?
Discord: I'm not corrupting their minds, I'm giving them "character development."

Peacemaker: In my world, a guy called Green Arrow cosplays as your back half at Brony conventions.
Twilight Sparkle: I...uh...What did you just say???

colt alchemist
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Here are some more Applejack-based intros

Applejack: Your brother kind of reminds me of my friend, Autumn Blaze.
Smoke: In what way, Applejack?

Scorpion: I remind you of your Kirin friend?
Applejack: Maybe not as chatterbox-y, but ya definitely got the firey temper down.

Tanya: It's a shame you weren't born in Outworld, you would've been an excellent Umgadi.
Applejack: Thanks, but I've already got a Princess to defend.

Scorpion: You would've made an excellent addition to the Shirai Ryu.
Applejack: Ah don't think ah would've cut it as an assassin.

Raiden: Have you ever considered joining the Shaolin?
Applejack: I appreciate the offer, but my place is at the farm.

And one more Cozy Glow intro.

Cozy Glow: I'm not afraid to fight a blind guy!
Kenshi: That won't earn you any sympathy.

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Sub-Zero: Impersonating me won't help you, parasite.
Queen Chrysalis: On the contrary. When your warriors see who is stronger, they will not hesitate to swear loyalty to me!

Twilight Sparkle: With my knowledge of Hydromancy, I can counter your spells.
Rain: You make a mistake by underestimating my powers, Princess!

Scorpion: What purpose do you have in modifying the Shirai Ryu outfits?
Rarity: You not only have to beat your opponent with strength, but with style as well.:raritywink:

Johnny Cage: Who the heck is Dark Kahn, and what universe are you talking me about?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right! I forgot you weren't there when it happened!

Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Lightning Dust: But I want a quarrel with you!

Applejack: Talkin' 'bout the cuttin' edge.
Kung Lao: If it scares you that much, I won't wear my hat.

Pinkie Pie: You could smile from time to time.
Reiko: I only allow myself to smile when my enemies are crushed.

Sub-Zero: Your mediocre word games won't confuse me.
Rainbow Dash: Dude, chill out!:rainbowhuh:

Mileena: I hope to learn a little more about ruling from you.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm also learning, but it will be an honor for me to learn together.

Sunny Starscout: If you are anything like Opaline, I won't allow you to cause harm!
Quan-Chi: I am much worse than her, and you will suffer for your insolence!

Pipp Petals: Oh, wow! You are certainly somepony... um... quite peculiar.
Baraka: Needless to say, my appearance is anything but pleasant.

Prince Blueblood: Disgusting beast! I should finish you once and for all!
Baraka: How about if I finish you off instead!!

Comickook
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Oh. These are all some REALLY good ones. Thanks for continuing this.

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Anyway, just thought of a few more:

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Discord: Omni-Man, threat or menace?

Omni-Man: I'm the threat, but YOU'RE the menace.

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Discord: Whoa, J. Jonah, relax.

Omni-Man: I don't know who this "'J. Jonah'" is, I'll only relax when you are dead.


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Homelander: I'm the Homelander. I can do whatever the **** I want.

Twilight: Not if my friends and I have anything to say about it.

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Twilight: From what I've seen, you have no particular resistance to magic.

Homelander: I'll break your ******* horn before you get the chance, you friendship spewing ****!

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Peacemaker: You don't scare me, you Mxyzptlk wannabe.

Discord: Excuse me? Mix is the wannabe.

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Pinkie: You're a disgrace to the real Superman, you big meanie.

Homelander: I can kill you with just my laugh.

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Homelander: You're just an A-Train wannabe who can also fly.

Rainbow: My Sonic Rainboom hits a lot harder than a train.

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Opaline: I'll use your dragon fire to make myself strong enough to destroy your friends!

Spike: Lots of luck trying, fire-witch!

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Peacemaker: After I deal with you, I'll give your pretty little Pegasus friend a nice ride.

Discord: Leave Fluttershy alone, you ironically attired pervert!

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GivingSpider
Group Contributor

Nightwolf: “You were easy to track.”
Pinkie Pie Clone: “Easy to track typically means fatal when met.”

Baraka: “Wretched misshapen beast!”
Discord: “Let’s not make this about you…”

Arthor2017
Group Contributor

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Thanks to you, and to all the folks who shared their ideas. You have very interesting and original ideas, thank you very much.

Let's continue this dynamic as long as possible (or until we change the subject, whichever comes first).

GivingSpider
Group Contributor

Shao Kahn: “Your rule is a weak one! I will put your army to better use!”
Sombra: “Pity. You would have made a fine General if you had shown proper respect and bent the knee!”

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