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"Carter, I can see my house!"

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”Here’s the rule. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but if you steal off the wrong plate, it’s your most important and last meal.”

“So focus on your own plate and don’t hog all the bacon.”

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"Oh, I think that's an original whogivesashit!"

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Wesley! Oh, Wesley, Darling!

My name is Ryan.

”Shield Magic?! I don’t want to be a guard, I want to go offense. I’m not just wanting to cower behind a mystical wall-“

*nightmarish screeching sounds from dark cave*

“Can I get two shields? Maybe an expansion or some orb magic?”

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"We are doing well. We're in Hell, and I'm about to add ham."

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"So basically, you want us three to save all of reality from an evil multi-national corporation that recently acquired control of everything in the realms of existence?"

”This may take a bit of blood magic.”

“Please don’t tell me that means you need a sample of my own?”

“No. You’re safe. For the record, I already have a supply of yours anyway.”

“That’s comfor-wait what the deuce?!”

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“What do you mean you weren’t recording that?!”

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"Oh egads, your car is ruined!"

DOCTOR: Hmm? What do you make of that, then?
ROMANA: Well, at least on Gallifrey we can capture a good likeness. Computers can draw.
DOCTOR: What? Computer pictures? You sit in Paris and talk of computer pictures? Listen, I'll take you somewhere and show you some real paintings painted by real people.
ROMANA: What about the time slip?
DOCTOR: Never mind about the time slip. We're on holiday. Come on!

--Sweetie Belle

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"Dream... Not of what you are... But of what you want to be."

"Don't let anyone read my diaries, Finn!
BURN THEM! They're embarrassing! Ahhh!!"

...the best part about making a reference to Touhou is that it will always be out of context. Hardly anyone in the west will be in on the joke.

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”He needs to invest in a sidecar.”

“And YOU need to run faster.”

--Sweetie Belle

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"Accidentally watching a Furry Bible Isekai movie is not where I thought I'd be on a Tuesday afternoon."

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Hey diddle diddle, there is no fiddle!

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Finally, there was the conspiracy theorist, who ran off quickly after saying, “May the authow show mawcy on your souw.”

“Ahaha, my dear. If I die here, I have no regrets or stress over it. I welcome death.”

“Your browser history would still be on your phone and computer.”

“Aaaaaah!! Don’t kill me!”

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"Dumb kids?... Wait... THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS!"

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...But the warranty wasn't expired. It never existed.

”Oh no, they’re already chewing on the bones!!”

“Nope, that’s just my spine.*crack* I need a new mattress. *crick*”

--Sweetie Belle

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"There is no Massachusetts."

"Fine. Then we'll make one."

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"Look around you, the creatures who built these temples shattered mountains to raise their perfect pyramids. They drew gold down from the stars. They lived like Titans, and now. they're gone. But the trees remain. The Jungle beat them - as it will destroy us all, unless we become one with it."

They’ve got all of those fairies in Hyrule. There’s gotta be a tooth fairy somewhere, or at least a good dentist.”

“Pacifica’s rich, Mabel. She’s cheating at life.”

--Sweetie Belle

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"The Big Bang was a group of aliens roasting marshmallows around a campfire."

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"Let's take a zucchini, a zucchini is a great thing to use, and this one is bad. This is the only dangerous, zucchini, a zucchini that's gonna put you in danger."

As I'm sure you're aware
You've got one of those rare
Combustible heads
I read an article all about them

--Sweetie Belle

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"Gordon gives you a bundle of food, that looks almost exactly unlike a sandwich."

"All I did was sign a name on the Hotel Check Inn. I didn't think it would lead to the end of the world...I didn't even use my real name."

"I didn't sign up for this!"

"Yes you did."

"When?"

"When you were born."

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"By the way - I hear the King and Queen of Monquista want you dead. Something about getting paid a million bananas to start a civil war?"

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*Holds gun ganster style*

Young lady, you hold that gun less cool this instant!!!

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"Yea, me too kiddo. But hey, I'm here now. Wherever the hell here is..."

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What's two plus two?

I'm bad at math.
*dies*

"There's nobody like you in the world."

"Yeah, lucky for the world."

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"Would you like at that. It's this guy!"

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Oh. What a peculiar little bird. Now go sew me a dress.

Go do it yourself!
*proceeds to breath fire*

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Maybe it would help if I--

*stares in Scorpia*

Nope! I'm not ready to face the consequences of my actions!

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"Jubilation: Target has achieved deadness."

”Have I done it? So cute…so fluffy…Where did I go wrong?! ”

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"But rather surprisingly, OSHA doesn't have regulations against breaking the laws of the universe itself and... Quite possibly the universe itself."

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Who thought destroying a part of my easy can be so brain?

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And then I invented the Taco Sandwich. Two tacos for bread. And in the middle... ten tacos.

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"WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH GLACIERS!"