I've got a license for my pancake pants, and don't you tell me I don't.

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“”Where are you going?”

“Well I have to save my Ass.”

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Turn to page 394.

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You'll never catch me.
You'll never catch me.
You'll never catch me.
You'll NEVER.
Cause I'm a bird.
And I'm walking away.
I'm a walking away.
Cause I'm a bird.
You'll never catch me.
You'll never catch me.
I'm a walking away.
You cannot catch a bird.

“Violence never solves anything.”

“You were the one shooting me with a gun!!!”

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I like to lick.

Of course it's legal. Just like the back of my bald head's legal.

“You’re invisible!”

“Of course I am Invincible; I am the King!”

“Now murder away! Or Kirby’s gonna get a whole lot faster!”

“But we go together better than shit and piss!!”

“Understandably, he never talked to her again after that.”

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"How much do you want?"

"Uh, a nickel,"

“What are you nuts?! I wanna be cool, but not Captain Hook! Don’t you got anything a little less drastic?!”

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I understood that reference.

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...

"There is only one Sunny, all other Sunny's are imposters."

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OK, shut that thing off and grab some seat.

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"Everyone will die-" *cut to next take* "Everyone will slowly stop living, from malnutrition, but we're doing it together and that's what matters."

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And now, I will teach you about the different types of snow by taste.

“Can you do me a favor?!”

“What’s that?!”

“If we survive this, please remind me to kill you!”

Then George saw the biggest bird he’d ever seen...

And then it took a poop. *gasp!*

Oh my god! George, Run!
George, stop being curious for one freaking minute! Take cover!

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"I'm never having you as my defense attorney ever again."

"Fair enough."

“Oh there you are. Where are we heading?”

“Uh...straight to hell, buddy.”

“Woah! No! ☠️“

I died from gravity. It's not fair.

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“If you want it; then you’ll have to take it.”

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...

Aforesaid possessions include, but are not limited too:

- The Ace of Spades
- Any and all stashes I've hidden throughout the system.
- The Colonel, my faithful friend.
- My debts, which follow:

THE ATTACHED FILE IS TOO BIG TO DOWNLOAD

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This is a mangosteen
...
This is not a mango
This is not a mango
This is not a mango
This is not a--

“Sherman, I’ve got to get you out of here, before you touch yourself!”

*gasp* *scribbling notes*

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"Slowly and loudly Clarke, that's the only way these morons ever understand... Ahem. I SAID, YOU MAY TELL CHARLES TO GO FUCK HIMSELF"

Behold the most distracting object in the world.
...
I can't even remember what I was thinking.

THEY MADE ME INTO A WATERMELON!?!?!?

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...

"In a thousand years, I'll get right on it."

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Why do my nostrils whisper to me?

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...

"See, that's what you do with doors - you pass through. You've really gotta get yourself up to speed with modern technology."

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I'd like to eat your liver please

”Why are you doing this?! What did I ever do to you?!”

“...You were born!”

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...

“Hello, little one. Have you been nice this year? EVALUATING... No, oh my, no... WHY DID YOU DO THOSE THINGS? WHYYYY?”

Take good care of my babies, because if I find one feather out of place...I’m gonna eat you with this cereal spoon!

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I don't know what's going on, but I agree with everything they just said.

“How do you know when they’re dead?”

“When they stop moving!”

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...

"Go find a Deathclaw and, make friends with it, or something..."

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Am I sweating milk?

“If we knew each other back then, do you think we could’ve been friends?”

....

*immediate attempt to murder*
Yaaaagh!! 🔥 🔥🔥

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XD
Is it bad I was able to figure out what this was from?

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Nope. XD

It’s a good sign that you could figure it out

You wanna pump some iron?

Not really. I just wanna tell you your car is on fire

My car's WHAT!?!?

You need to stay focused, or you never get past the gauntlet!

...

Oh hey, we're at the other side of the gauntlet.

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...

"Through the power of blue space drugs, we have become omniscient."

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Let's take a CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS!!!

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...

"That's a straw, Tali..."

"Emergency induction port."

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Yay! We're here everybody!
Let's get the heck out of here!