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In related news, a scrawny 16-year-old boy is using his tiny muscles, not helping whatsoever.

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"We serve food here, sir."

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Ummm...but no one's been murdered?

YET!

No one can copyright fish. They're a natural resource.

But they share my unique face. Colonel Whatshisname has chickens, and they don't even have mustaches.

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"Me and my old liver had such good times together."

"Doubtful liver would agree."

”Fine! You wanna fight me?! I’ve trained these legs on the shores of hell for 2 years!”

“Then you better use them to run, cause I will cut you in half!”

”Guys, I’m invisible now. So guess where I’m going now.”

“…”

“The cinema?”

“That’s right, baby! Time to go movie binging! Take your time with that cure.”

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"Or, it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death!"

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It's like trying to make oatmeal cry.

Why would you ever do that?

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“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!”

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Everyone knows fish swim in schools, and you're interrupting class!
Now, if I hear one more peep out of you, I'm gonna cancel the lesson and go fishing!

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“Hey, um, can people fly? That’s a shame.”

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I get it! This entire sketch was a metaphor for shoes!

”How’d you know him?”

“A sketch. Snoopy dressed as Batman to rescue Linus from Sally and everyone thought he was Val Kilmer.”

“You know, I think some of the shows you watch have to be clinically insane.”

“Only the good ones.”

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”You’re not a jerker!”
“No, sir. I bet you’ve never jerked anyone in your life!”

--Sweetie Belle

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"I am Doctor Raygar, the galaxy's only raygar dentist."

You wake up with a throbbing head.

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Wow. Now this one's an empty vessel! If you know what I mean.

You mean an open mind that's open to learning?

Man, I mean EMPTY! His head's as hollow as a coconut! Better send him to Weaslethorpe.

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”Hey, Misssssteerrr Wiiiillllsssooooonnnn!!!”
“…You suck!”

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What's this flashing bird flashing for? Is he the POLICE?

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Breathing is fun.

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"Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of nowhere planet."

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Walking chairs? What's he in a hurry for? T O G E T S I T O N ! ? ! ?

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"I'm bringing back the dance fight."

"Like you danced with Anakin?"

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If there's anything I want, it's zombified happy bunnies!

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" Does the defense truly possess this supposed decisive evidence?"

"Yes we do, your honor. This, is my badge. And it proves, I'm a lawyer."

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I'm turning this dolphin into a giant wii remote, and nobody can stop me.

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“I am sus. Always and eternally sus,”

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"Davinci is considered super knowledgey."

"Davinci may well have had knowledge."

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Leonardo is something.
Leonardo is the definition of that.

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"Shoot the - red - wigglers!"

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Ah. A classic combination of friends. An alien and a dinosaur.

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"What an unexpected color combination, my sensors are - ble-e-e-e-eding - pleased."

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Does this job have any benefits?

Wings, Blood made of fire, immortality.

OK, but what about dental?

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“We always find something, eh Didi, to let us think we exist?”

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"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Mordor, the Dark Lord Mordor forged in secret a Mordor ring, to troll all others."

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"There Is a Heppy Lend Fur Fur Awa-a-ay"

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“Hey, Rups. I’ve got a question.”

“Yeah?”

“When the lab was exploding, I’d been struck by the artificial lightning, so I was powerless.”

“Mhm.”

“So why didn’t you kill me when you had the chance?”

“There’s no honor in killing a powerless rival. When I snuff you out, I want you at your best, not unconscious after saving everyone’s ass. It would be a shame to kill you otherwise.”

“Gee, I love you too.”

“Is this heaven?”

“No, Labyrinth is here.”

“Are we in the bad place?”

“No, Boulder is here.”

“So what? Purgatory?”

“You’re in the hospital, you blockheads!”

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"The bartender rips your arm off and kills you with it. It is not an honorable death since technically you have died by your own hand."

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That's all well and good Mr. Mussolini, but what kind of haircut am I giving you?

Let's go with...bald.

"Actually, I do tend to regard myself as a feminist writer."

--Sweetie Belle

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“I really don’t have a plan.”

“An accurate assessment, Tenno, perhaps you would like to be congratulated on your keen realization.”

"The bartender rips your arm off and kills you with it. It is not an honorable death since, technically, you have died by your own hand."

--Sweetie Belle

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"Ramsleds launched, optimists inbound"