We're back again with another amazing guest joining us this weekend! Get ready for Jeweled Pen! Stop on by and ask some questions!

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1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. Is the pen mightier than the sword?

4. What sort of jewels adorn your pen? Does that make writing difficult?

1-) Is your heart made out of jewels and your pen made out of gold?
2-) How do you make worst pony become best pony?
3-) What is the most interesting concept for a fanfiction you ever saw on the internet ?
4-) What super power would you like to have?
5-) During your life, did you sit down on your chair and asked yourself: "Why do i like this colorful equines?"
6-) No memes today. But i do have a final question:
Would you create your own language and what name you would give it?

How youre day.

Woop!
1) Have you ever seen a ghost?
2) Thoughts on G5 so far?
3) Tell me a funny joke.
4) What would be your ideal breakfast?
5) What's up?
6) 🤤 If you had to, would you rather drink a pint of (moderately dilute) urine, a pint of sweat, or a pint of blood? Someone else's.

1. What's a question that you wish people would ask you?

2. If you were the protag of a displaced fic, what would it be about and who would you be unlucky enough to be?

3. If you or your S.O. could be any size at all, such as a Lady Demi Dommy Mommy or a Renamon-esq Kaiju, what would your dynamic look like?

4. Have you ever released a foot fetish (porn) video and where can your fans find it?

5. Do you write/read snuffles, i.e. gore-clop for cute ponies?

6. Favorite milf?

7. Favorite princess from MLP?

8. Favorite object pony; soda pone, pizza pone, snek-pone, thingpone, etc?

9. Since bats are the superior pony, how many Anons must we suck dry?

10. Why is Spike the worst and everyone that likes him wrong?

11. If you could start an interstellar war between any two factions from any universe or universes, who would they be and why?

12. If dick-cheese could be blocked and slicked for sandwiches, how much vaginal marinara would we need to spread on our avocado toast to make a fuck trophy? A flushed consolation prize is acceptable too.

Congratulations! You're ready for a Vylon Questions!

What would you whisper into a vagina?
What would it whisper back?
How have you felt about the success of The Story of Twilight Glow? How close are you to the end?
Do you ever look back at Avatar: The Last Alicorn. Book 1: Pegasus? How does that make you feel?
Bees?
How many bees?
What is your biggest irrational fear?

Aeroplane noise and dirty talk, go!
How long go date if why go date?
Do you have a particular method for forming ideas or do they just come to you every midsummer night be met by moonlight?
What is an imaginative insult you can come up with?
What would be the best sport if it were mandatory for the players to be drunk?
What stories, in any medium (movies/games/books/etc), really struck a cord with you recently?

1. What is your favorite fictional country and why?
2. What obscure video game or game series do you like?
3. Which food place has the best fries?
   (If you don't eat fast food or don't like fries, you can disregard this question)
4. When poured onto cereal, what is milk?
   A.) a beverage B.) a broth or C.) a sauce
5. If you can go to one place to eat, would it be Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, Femboy Hooters, Goth Ihop, MILF Denny's, or other?
   (You make up your own for other if you want. Some others I have seen outside of the main ones above are Femdomino's, Ara Ara Arby's, Monster Girl McDonald's, Shortstack Steakhouse, Catgirl Chipotle, Egirl Applebee's, and Yandere Hut)
6. One of the members of the Barcast is an imposter. Who is sus?
7. If you could use The Force, what would you do?
8. Oh Guest of the Podcast, what is your wisdom?

I have a joke for you. I hope you like it!

Why did the patron get mad at the waiter for using bottled water in his Early Grey when he said it was tap?

Ready...

You better laugh...

He didn't appreciate the Dasani Tea!

...You didn't laugh. I don't get it, that joke was amazing. Why didn't you laugh? It had amazing word play. No other person has thought to combine "Dasani" with "Tea" so that it sounds like "Dishonesty." I can only surmise that your intelligence isn't up to par with mine, and I respect that. Therefore, I shall ask again:

*ahem, also add a little edge to it* Why did the patron get mad at the waiter for using bottled water in his Early Grey when he said it was tap?

*say it slow* He didn't... appreciate... the Dasani Tea...

Now do you understand? Now do you understand WHY it's so hilarious? No, you don't. That laugh you did was fake. It was fake because you didn't understand the joke and you're only trying to appease me. I commend you for trying to satiate my ego, but I can assure you that it is the funniest joke ever told and that you're just not getting it. I will try one more time.

Also, I'm holding your family hostage.

Here it goes...

*put on a threatening voice* Why did... the patron... get mad at the waiter... *pause* for using bottled water in his Early Grey when he said it was tap?

*pause for dramatic effect, maybe wait for the guest to respond*

I don't even feel like telling the punchline again. You know why? Because no matter what, you're not going to understand the joke. You're just going to force a laugh so that I will let your family go. I will do that. Why? Because I know you think the joke is hilarious and don't want to admit it. Just know...

I don't appreciate your Dasani Tea.

Muggonny — Today at 7:10 PM
wait why are we putting this much effort into the joke when we both know it doesn't make sense

Alex_ — Today at 7:10 PM
It's only the payoff that's bad
[7:10 PM]
The setup is a-tier

1. Which, conceptually, makes for a more interesting character. A protagonist who is a good character that does bad things or an antagonist who is generally evil yet does good things?

2. Concept: A truly brokenhearted character has given up on love, but ends up in a version of Equestria heavily embued with [Insert fetish here]. To find a way home, the cast of the heavyily fetish inspired equestrians must find a way to warm the newcomers heart.

The problem? The newly arrived character has no interest, if not unable to get into the fetish. What would make for the most entertaining fetish that world is based on? (Examples: Hyper, leather/bdsm, etc...)

3. Is Spike a terrible character, or is the real problem just the writers?

Heya!

1, Do you listen to music when creating? If so, what kind?

2. If you could sit down to dinner with any character, who would you choose?

3. Would you pet a clockwork pony?

4. If you were dropped into Equestria, would you rather change to fit in or remain as you are?

5. If you could introduce one tech and make it widely adopted, what would it be? ie, cars, airships, cybernetics

6. Are changelings lured in by bug zappers?

Have a nice day!