I'm totally not late! maybe... anyway, time to get our musical on and serenade GutiuSerenade! Give them a nice musical round of applause!!!

Just like always, if you happened to miss last weeks cast, We've got it on youtube! Give it a listen!

Like always, make sure to tune in at (7pm -5 GMT) (6pm -6 GMT) (5pm -7 GMT) (4pm -8 GMT) over on our twitch page!

Also give our side project, Writers Workshop a look!

Check out the latest Mug Shots cast on the Barcast youtube! Give it a look and check out some art by our very own Ravvij and crew!

Hey guys, so sorry for being a mute during the Open Bar. Turns out Discord had a stroke pre-cast and wasn't transmitting my voice properly despite indicating it was doing so. Which led me to talking, joking, and laughing to absolutely no-one for the whole two hours! So my bad, b'ys, I'll try to be more vigilant next time 'round. Also, my sincere thanks to Alex & BootyPop for their "helpful" nature in diagnosing and repairing the issue.

So yeah, with all that out of the way, here's some of my usual Canuckian nonsense for you to enjoy!

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is very much unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What would be the theme song for your sex life?

which would you rather hug: a bat pony, an original changeling, or Thingpone
who is cuter: an original changeling or a bat pony?

How does this makes you feel?:

1. Favorite headcanon?

2. Do you even crotch boobs?

3. Bug ponys or gay deer?

4. Bird ponys or bat ponys?

5. Favorite Hie fic

1. What is your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. Who shot JR?

1. Do she gotta de booti?

2. In the deepest voice you can, sing the song of the universe.

3. Nyoom, nyoom, zoom. Get all the cast to sing The Song That Never Ends

5. What are you gey?

1. Are there any dark fics that you think are just too dark?
2. What's the most difficulty you've had with a fanfic reading?
3. Which pony fanfic would you most like to see adapted into a movie/TV show?
4. What's your most favorite and least favorite thing about the tuba?
5. Who is your favorite voice actor (from anything)?

In your opinion, what makes this particular fandom stand out or unique?

Favourite musical(s)?
Favourite musical artist?
Favourite song(s)/album(s)?

Enjoy the cast.

How are you today?

If you look behind you right now, would you rather see a floating head or a headless body?

Can you talk dirty to me and make some aeroplane noises?

I have no clue if you've ever been asked this, but... why darkfics? :3 What attracts you, personally, to them?

What is the perfect type of tornado?

What is your favorite type of sandwich?

How much is too much?

1. Chocolate milk shakes and fries compliment each other well. What food would best compliment the taste of oral sex?

2. What do you name your porn folder to hide it from prying eyes? Bonus points if you can guess what each Barcast interviewer named their folder.

3. Rank the following based on how dark they are from 1 to 10, and why:

• An immortal mosquito that drinks your blood and will always find you no matter how far you run, eventually draining you into a dry husk.
• Falling forever down a really deep pit, never knowing if it's bottomless, or if you're just moments away from splattering against jagged rocks.
• Being haunted by the sound of thousands of rats scurrying through the walls an ceiling, even when you're miles from the nearest building.
• Waking up and slowly realizing you're blind, deaf, mute, unable to feel your arms or legs, and being poked and prodded by Doctors who are keeping you alive, or experimenting on you, really how would you know?
• Waking up as Enigmatic Otaku.

If the Barcast deems you've scored more than 50 DKP, you get the bonus question:

Your mother and your girlfriend have switched bodies, and are going to die in 1 hour. In order to save them and get their bodies back, you have to fuck one of them. Do you sleep with your mother in your girlfriend's body, or your girlfriend in your mother's body?

Dear Mr. Guti Buti. Taking the April Fools special you did with Scribbler into consideration, if you could swap bodies/take control of anybody’s body for ONE day only, who would it be?

Sincerely, Mr. Darkstone57 (Wannabe Edgelord)

1. Whats your favorite video game?
2. whats your favorite boss fight?
3. have you accepted skeletor the master of the universe into your heart?
4. you are in Itty bitty Equine city what business do you start ?
5. Do you even praise bro?

1. When did you start doing your signature squeaking sound?
2. How long have you been playing the tuba
3. Do you have a favorite Grimdark story?
4. When did you start Voice acting in your readings?
5. Pony Horse or Gay Bears?

I hope you had fun so far my dear gutibooty.
1. Which house in small horse town is best house?
2. How does one survive the guti booty?
3. Answer as Ragnael: You find a deck of many things. What kind of mischief are you planning to do with it?
4. Which pony has best butt and why is it pony horse ;-)?
5. What is your favorite drink?
6. How would you do Thingpone?
7. If a mimic can disguise itself as anything could everything be a mimic?
8. You find a booty chest. What is in it?
9. Now you own best house in small horse town. Suddenly there is a knock on your door. You stand up and open the door. It‘s Spike, the local pyromaniac. The little shit almost burned your house down twice. But he seems to want to apologize, since he is presenting you a gift. Unsure on what to do you accept the nicely wrapped package....
This was a bad decision... As soon as you grab the gift you realize that this is in fact a mimic... it tries to grapple you, but doe to your well trained D&D reflexes you get to roll you safe.. nat20 GG EC... sometimes it‘s good not be thorny... but wait... where is that... miserable little dragon...
You notice that your house is on fire... YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Quickly you rush in and try to save your new home... a few hours later you stand in front of a pile of ash... You were not able to save your property but at least you‘ve got a hold on that miserable little twat, that is responsible for all of that... describe in detail: how will you let Spike pay for his crimes...

Are you the yeast of t h o t s and m i n d ?

Are pony nose boops inherently sexual?

Alright, I have a small list of questions for you.

What is your favorite song from the show, and song from the fandom?

Who is your favorite non-pony?

What is your opinion of changelings?

What is your opinion of Spike?

What is your opinion of the Barcast?

What is your opinion of ponies with guns?

And finally, would you recommend watching MLP to those of us that don't?

How do you feel about sweet potato fries?