To write out a summarisation of everything that has happened so far?

3663673 Depending on how much detail it needs. If its per chapter you will need will very brave soul, a very brave soul indeed.

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I'm willing to help.

The story so far...

See, that's a start.

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Buckminster Bitters learned the joys of getting drunk and screwing his beautiful wives. He also did other stuff while wishing he could get back to who and what he truly loved.

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Too brief.

One day, a pegasus fell in love with a unicorn. And that love became the spark for the largest political upheaval since Hearth's Warming Eve...

Join Buckminister Fullers, outcast Scion of House Avarice, as he fights for love, family, and equality. He will be joined by an ever increasing herd of loving ponies; Derpy Hooves, a sweet-faced and loving pegasus that will break anyone who hurts her flock; Berry Punch, the foul tempered but highly wise earth pony hailing from the uncivilized Shetland Isles, Lyra and Bonbon, a badly damaged unicorn and a warm-hearted earth pony who see a good future with the herd; and Thistle the highly pregnant Kelpie, young and fierce as a storm on the sea. They will delve into the dark arts to defeat the plague of Shadow Wolves on the Shetland Isles, and discover what family truly means together.

But be wary, for the fall of House Avirace will leave Equestria shattered and changed forever! When at last the family returns, they will have to help rebuild a country at war with its nobles and itself. But the herd will be supported by its own children; Dinky the unicorn, mischievous, powerful, but soft of heart; Pina the earth pony, intelligent and firm in her beliefs; Setinal the lunar pegasus, silent and observant, but a brutal protector; Sparkler and Rising Star, teenage unicorns who married and rise in stature quickly; Loch Skimmer and Ripple, two sisters that escaped a horrible situation; Yew Wood and Lugus, a griffon and a pegasus in deep love; and Harper and Peekaboo, infant survivors of terrible tragedies. This is the tribe that will guide Equestria to a new era... if only Buckminister can escape his fate!

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That's a good summary.

I'd be willing to take a crack at it as well, but a question first: what do you want it set to the tune of?

"Modern Major General" is sort of a classic for recaps, but if you would prefer something else...

In a world where friendship is magic

Buckminster Bitters is an average accountant until he is run down by the two strongest forces. Love, Fate, and a spec of drunken sexy adventure. Bucky faces hard times. Rising Star faces hard ons. And Derpy Hooves cracks nuts. In the romance adventure of a lifetime.

warning contains dangerous amounts of innuendo, flatulence, touchy feely D'aww moments, unicorn crazy ness horny hot harems harmlessly hounding hunky hubbies and....a bucket in a corner

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The story so far...

Buckmeister bitters is a lonely unicorn. living in ponyville and working as an accountant for Filthy Rich, spending his free time alone in his home. all that changed when he accidentally snoot-bumped with a certain grey pegasus. after a slight misunderstanding said grey pegasus gives chase after him through out the streets. little did either know that this would be the start of a story far greater than anyone could have imagined.

Buckmeister now called Bucky by his friends is now a happy stallion. after many laughs, further misunderstandings and help from friends Bucky has find his place in life beside his... two mares? This little detail will send ripples throughout Equestrian society and a old, corrupt house of cards is about to be knocked over, bringing the Equestrian way of life down with it.

After now being married to the two mares he loves life would now be a happy and easy time for Bucky if not for a small detail. a civil war. the corruption was more extensive than anyone could have imagined and it is now all coming to a head with the public screaming in outrage of the sins of the nobility. as if this wasn't enough, there are troubling rumors coming from the pony isles across the sea. dark things are looming on the horizon as Bycky and his family must go on a journey that will bring love, horror and pain as ghosts of the past brings to light Bucky's true destiny.

Bucky has now returned home but not to the Equestria he and his family left. political instability and mistrust still runs among the streets after the power vacuum remains and Bucky must ones again sacrifice himself to save his fellow ponies. meanwhile dangers loom around every corner as Equestrias surrounding nations are smelling blood in the water as well as dark cults seek to bring about the end of all things. raids, deamons and politics, the danger is certainly far from over

how is that? too much? too little? too revealing for new readers?

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That will work. Bucky is a Major now.

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I dunno... after 600k words, it feels brief.

3664981 well summaries can't be too long nor too spoiling now can they?

but it's just something that i threw together in a few minutes. can't expect too much from it.

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I was being silly.

3664986 sorry, i have a headace

3664090 Who downvoted everything?

Probably Queue De Spool.

3665137 Well, at least no one is begging you to kill off Pina anymore. That was getting really annoying...and disturbing. I'd rather get a downvote than see that sh!t anymore.