I mean, you are getting her something, right? I think we should consolidate out list so that Lumi doesn't end up getting a hundred of the same thing.

3867889
I want a hundred versions of that: 3867905

All I need is love.
(And the natural consequences thereof)

3867889
The same thing she is getting me.

3867924

How bout a cat?

Do you want a cat?

3867931
A big screen TV and hookers?
I thought I was being generous. But I guess that's pretty normal these days. I'll have to up my game.

3867939
Nope!

I'll take a librarian pony though!

3867924
One hundred versions you say?

(Loads up the photoshop tools)

You did ask for it. After Finals week, this is happening. IT MUST!

3867981 I agree with the Whoafro. He is legend. I can't wait to see this masterpiece.

3867889
Some Schitt products.

3867924

I don' know about one hundred versions, but I did find this...

--Sweetie Belle

3867924
I'm getting you a spot on my Advisory Council that will be formed after I take over the world.

3868814

Do I have a spot on your advisory council?

--Sweetie Belle

3867981
Uwah! In total, not from one person!

3868159
Admittedly, that's some classy Schitt.

3868197
Accepting Dash is unsuspicious.
She will never suspect what's in the giggling, squirming, frosting-scented present.

3868814
That's the nicest gift I've ever received.
Unless you're the sort that executes your advisors for daring to question your genius.

3868988
Pretty sure you're the entirety of the advisory council thusfar, if I know Elric.

3868988
My regime will always have a place for adorable fillies.

3869008
No, no -- if I knew everything, I wouldn't want advisors, would I? If I got really, really angry I might have one of the goons executed as a proxy, but why waste a trusted, clear-thinking advisor?

And I'll have you know that I already have an Inner Circle, as well as several other people I'd be approaching for more general positions.

3869008

Why should Dash? From looking at the window, she's probably in her cloud house. Of course, Pinkie has that bicycle helicopter thingy, so she could get there if she wanted.

Pinkie should totally give Scoots a ride in it...

3869052
A good place, I hope? In vats of boiling oil'd be a place, too.

--Sweetie Belle

3869107
I think my palace will need a Cuddle Chamber just for magical marshmallow fillies.

3869008

Every year Pinkie gives herself as a present to Dash and Dash never takes the hint.

3867889
3867924
it's a surprise