When a human diplomat interviews Twilight, he's in for more than he expected with how strange pony culture could be. Especially over the fact they can't say five words without making a bad pun.
Yep, just your basic HiE fic. Except I don't get into Equestria as a human. Or pony. Nope, I just had to get changed into a Helicoprion. If you didn't already know, it's an extinct shark.