The Pipe Down group is all about a particular take on a particular background pony.

No, that's not Pipe Down, that's Mr. Waddle. Totally different pony.

Yes, that's the one. Old stallion, has a pipe-smoking cutie mark. He's great, and he's too old for this shit. Any of it. Whatever this shit is, he's too old for it.
To date, he has been too old to put up with:
Busybodies!
Age-appropriate stories!
Death!
Protesters!
Funeral etiquette! Full disclosure, I helped write this one.

Get out of here, Mr. Waddle! This thread isn't about you. Pipe Down is too old to deal with your oddly hypnotic theme-park-commercial-inspired dance moves.

Pipe Down is too old for this shit.

2054472 Now if you'll excuse him, he's got to go help Mel Gibson Rainbow Dash fight Gary Busey Blueblood.

I approve of this.