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TheTobacconist


...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

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Pipe Down has tended to his tobacco fields for years. He's dealt with rudeness on the issue before, but normally he and his aggressors reach an understanding. The mob at his doorstep does not seem very peaceful though.

AN: Something of a collaboration with Changeling-Drone.
Talk to him if you ever run out of story ideas.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 30 )

I was chuckling for most of this, but I really lost it when they decided that since god-horse didn't agree with them, she must be fake.

Reminds me of some people I know, not naming any names.

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It wasn't an intentional parallel. But I understand what you mean.

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Thank you very much, Spirit. Yes, I know these kinds of things can be a little depressing on a meta level, but sometimes you just have to laugh at it.

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Not to mention, it's a lot easier to go through life laughing. Unless you get stabbed, then if you do anything beside cry people become worried.

'How dare you not tell me what I want to hear' seems to be the message in this one.

Or, 'mind your own business'.

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Same thing with me when I was in a car wreck. I had glass in my face and gums, but I was laughing my ass off, and making wise cracks.

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There's an aesop in there somewhere.

Lol I love what you did with it

Kudos too you

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(tips my hat to you)
I'm not actually wearing it at the moment, what with being indoors and all. But the underlying principle is still the same.

3410179 I must say we do work well together and I must also say that we need an epilogue *adjusts monocle and sips tea* old chap

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I'm not entirely convinced of the need for an epilogue. Perhaps just a small mention of the situation's resolution in a later fic.

Very clever. I'm quite fond.

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Thank you. I enjoy being called clever.

Ah, the one dislike I seem to get on occasion. It appears without explanation, and subsequently seemingly without sincere provocation. I would very much like an explanation for the dislike, but I know that it is highly unlikely that I will receive one.

3410516 Get a mod to check who keeps giving them. If it's the same guy, boom. Ban.

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I did not know that you could do that.

3410516 just remember, if you have haters you are doing something right

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I'll keep that in mind.

This was cute but kinda weird. Hippocrates never really gave the impression of being that mentally unbalanced so it sort of lost me at the end.

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I honestly debated on adding a 'random' tag because my characterization of Hippocrates has no basis in reality.

3454758 I think a random tag might not hurt.

Am I the only one who thinks The Well Meaning Arsonists would make a great band name?

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Start that band. Be the change you want to see. Also, be the change I want to see.

3747356 I'll get right on that. I could go on the road with the Equestrian Decency Association. (You are such a wonderful source of Great Band Names.)

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Also Discord FunBits.

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