Death is an absolute necessity. Without him the natural balance would be upset. This fact does not change the way Pipe Down feels about Death. Pipe Down is too old to put up with his crap.
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Nice story. Pretty funny.
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Thank you Carts.
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... this reminds me of GnollReader's Souls Apart part 2. Aegrad sounds like he would be this kind of Grim Reaper, in due time. He does what he's supposed to, when he has to. I f*cking love this, man...
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I might have to check that out.
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That word is one of my favorite compliments.
You will die one day, old man, one day.
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That old man will accept Death once he's too old to work the fields, and not one damn second sooner.
I like to think that Pipe Down will die when he's finally tired of outsmarting Death.
So, never. Man that old has to find his enjoyment where he can.
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Pinkie Pie gets excited whenever his birthday rolls around, because making a tower out of the candles is awesome.
How much longer until Death decides that it's just not worth it?
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I suppose when he has to rent another storage unit to house all that paperwork.
Okay I don't think anybody else is going to catch this:
Pipe Down's Cutie Mark: "I was twenty-five when I got mine."
"Your mother was a ballista technician at my unit, during my third tour of duty"
Pipe Down Cheats Death: "You should have died fifty years ago."
Letters from the EDA: "I've had my cutie mark for ninety years, and I'm too old to put up with this."
Dude is at least a hundred fifteen, and has been toying with death since he was sixty-five.
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You have no idea how long I was waiting for someone to figure this out.
Hmm, just came across this character in another story and had to check this one out. He is by far one of the most interesting OCs. Kinda surprised I haven't come across him before. Oh well, nice story. Your OC reminds me of a relative of mine. We lost track of how many times he has cheated Death.
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He's actually a background pony. The semi-official name for him is "Incidental Senior Pony #3." Pipe Down is his fan name. TambourineBlossom made a little post about him.
Good luck to your relative. I hope he cheats death for a long time.
How can you not appreciate Stingy Jack?
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He is my favorite part of Halloween.
Clever Pipe Down.
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Always.