Spike's life has always been one of boyish fantasy, lusting after the mare of his dreams and goofing off when not helping Twilight Sparkle. For as long as he can remember, he's always been Twilight's little brother first and assistant second. As an androgynous baby dragon, it's always been assumed that he was male based on what other ponies, namely Twilight, have said. Why would anybody have any reason to say differently?

Following traumatic and confusing circumstances, Spike is left with an enormous question on his hands. How could he have laid eggs? Only one pony has the answer, and it will shatter the basis of his entire life. Ultimately, life is only what you make of it, and it's up to Spike to determine where to go from there.

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Edited by: Kaidan, TittySparkles, Abcron, and ReFro
Feature box: 11/11/2013

(*WARNING* has the use of alcoholic beverages. If you do not like these types of stories then stay away. You have been adequately warned. Also, no butter was harmed in the making of this fic. Brain cells are a completely different matter.)

Derpy decided to go out and meet some other ponies at the local bar, hoping to get new friends. Things get pretty wild and unpredictable when Derpy has a little too much to drink. In short, hilarity shall ensue in astronomical proportions.

(This is my first real comedy and I don't know if I actually did good with this one. Just a spur of the moment fic, nothing really special here. Besides derp. Derp is always special. Also, pay no heed to the sex tag in teen. Just a small non-graphic scene that doesn't last long and some adult references. Nothing truly harmful)