Pinkie pie learns of dreadful news... Her parents died in a fire, caused by a strike of lightning; Now pinkie pie must get through without having a mental breakdown.

Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself turned into a Purple Waffle. What could go wrong?

WARNING: Reading this with serious intentions will cause an urge to scratch your head, nausea, tears of blood, eyes popping out sprouting legs and running away from you, insanity, illness, a hurt toe, a pie in your face, screaming Pokemon names, singing folk tales around a non-existent campfire and instead singing to a feral bear who wants to maul you to death while it makes you its bitch, and last but not least... A cherry on top. :D

Extremely crappy cover image created by yours truly and googled images.

AN: I don't see why anyone would label this as a troll fic... I'm not the type to do that. Can't a guy just create something really random once in awhile?