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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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  • 87 weeks
    Three Kings (Short Story)

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  • 88 weeks
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  • 88 weeks
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  • 90 weeks
    Me

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Mar
22nd
2022

Futari Ecchi First Impression · 4:11pm Mar 22nd, 2022

The most heartwarming porn you will ever watch.

Report RoyalBardofCanterlot · 104 views ·
Comments ( 12 )

5645434
Not sure I'm allowed to link it.

5645451
Slice of life about a young married couple who have a lot of sex. Not exactly Shakespeare, but it's entertaining.

5645453
You had my curiosity when you said ‘Heartwarming Porn’.
After adding ‘Slice of Life’; you have my full attention.

It's not even porn as nothing explicit is shown. It's mostly just a heartwarming story about two newlyweds living intimately.

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5645462
I suppose the unique part is how sex is used in it as a comfort after a bad day or making up after an argument.

5645471
Japanese law forbids showing genitals so hentai is...different from our porn.

5645474
Really? Does gravity also go down and is 2+2=4?

Futari Ecchi doesn't even have the typical pixelated censoring, and is from the era when it was totally okay to show glorious dicks without censoring. See Word's Worth from the same era.

...not that I'd know anything about hentai. Sheesh. Eww. Weeb stuff.

5645478
I see you are a man of culture.

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