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  • 4 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 4 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 5 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Feb
4th
2022

'Most People's Intrusive Thoughts: "You should walk in front of that bus." My Intrusive Thoughts: · 6:24am Feb 4th, 2022

You've heard of DubCon*, now get ready for:

Yes, this exact thought really popped into my head while I was picking up prescriptions at Target today.

*Dubious Consent, for those of you who aren't degenerate monsters

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Also I'm very happy; my apostrophe/quotation mark key and right arrow key have been broken for a bit now but I just successfully remapped them over to the numberpad I never use. Yayyyy!

tumblr rules

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i'm on tumblr for the overly intellectual shitposting so i never really missed the NSFW side

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I like overly intellectual shitposting owo

(I don't need to get sucked back onto another social media platform though lol

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

lol

it do be like that sometimes :)

Trampcon?

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I need to finish reading the NFT story u sent me, but from skimming it I think it's perfect as is and you should publish it. I feel like my adding anything to it would tarnish its luster.

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Actually a thing, surprisingly, I discovered on one of my Wikipedia deep dives: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hobo_Convention

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