Warning signs you are in a Bendyfic?

So, what are the warning signs you are in your average Bendyfic?

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[TheMajorTechie]

concerningly large ponies, probably.

[Bendy]

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And talk about lots of big fat butts.

[sykko]

Big booty mares and a certain part of your anatomy suddenly gaining in length and girth.

[KarasAdamas]

B.I.G ponies, O.P ponies and
EXPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND... dong.

[Bendy]

5607858
Need a big one for those big booty mares.

5607860
Gentle OP Ponies as well.

[sykko]

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It ain't about the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. Too many times guys that are really hung try to lead with their size, where as us guys who are average or below have to break out all of the moves and techniques.

[Bendy]

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That is true.

Plus mares can squeeze down really hard. So, it helps.

[The Hermit]

Conversations that don't really make sense that end up just becoming about how much you like the other person's ass while they start expanding at a freakishly fast rate.

[Bendy]

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I like making ponies bigger.

[Nobody Special]

Calling them warning signs is dishonest. They are more like trophies.

[Hiroblade]

Dealing with giant ponies with big butts with a comedy large member that is as thicc as anyone arm.

[Bendy]

5607887
True. Big ponies are sexy.

And so are canon-sized ponies. They need love too. But with growth (sometimes temporary) on top it, it makes it nice.

5607888
I can't help myself. I seen/read other stories, and when a pony does not get bigger after having a romantic moment with a human I am disappointed.

[Whitescorpion]

Horny mares galore.

[Bendy]

5607946
Petting and bellyrubs is all you need.

[Xenobyte]

Aside from all the big ponies and butts, and also hooves being soft and spongy, sometimes, in a remote dark alley, you can see... an edgelord, who is crying miserably over his defiled gun. He was probably taught a lesson by somepony about how to use it properly, and then a local neckbeard added an insult to injury.

[Bendy]

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Virgin Edgelord vs. Chad Neckbeard. XD

Using guns on good ponies is dumb. Unless they are evil alternate versions. Even then it's strange to write a story where ponies are evil.

Ponies are meant to be loved. No hated.

[Xenobyte]

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Exactly!

[Shakespearicles]

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So, what are the warning signs you are in your average Bendyfic?

Your ass is so massive it has it's own gravitational pull.

[Farnham]

Large ponies bully you with their fat butts.

[Bendy]

5608037
I've had stories where basically that has happened. XD

Family Guy was better back then.

5608038
I wish others would make such stories.