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It is time for a new day in Equestria.

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    big oof

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  • 2 weeks
    That's an academy record!

    Since Wednesday afternoon, I have lived without a fully functioning phone.

    Due to a battery issue, I was no longer able to use my phone on Wednesday. I got a so-called replacement battery, and it did nothing.

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  • 3 weeks
    no asians

    ...were harmed or harassed in this video

    For those of you who haven't watched this, you're in for a treat

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  • 3 weeks
    Gauging interest for a Pipp Petals story contest

    How would you all feel about an "Operation Make Pipp Petals Loveable" story contest? The contest would be for stories that focus on showing Pipp Petals in a way where we can sympathize with her struggles or her character. (Similar to the tagged story.)

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  • 5 weeks
    18 non-magical ways to use a unicorn horn that isn't "you know what"

    Don't give me that look, Izzy. Everything here is SFW.
    1. Satisfying the "you must be tall enough to ride" requirement at the amusement parks.
    2. Skewering marshmallows for roasting on an open fire.

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Derpy want 马粪 · 2:27am October 16th

On Thursday, Derpy arrived in China for the first time, along with the rest of the delegation from Equestria. Her exclamation "Derpy want 马粪!" was met with some confusion by locals, and resulted in a messy situation that culminated in Derpy being jailed for 3 days for "gross indecency and semi-cannibalism". When asked for comment at the Beijing police station, she said, :derpytongue2: "That was the most rotten chocolate I've ever tasted! I just don't know what went wrong~!"

Report Mica · 87 views · Story: My Little Dashi · #dadjoke #derpy
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SPOILER/context: My dad (who is Taiwanese) likes to jokingly call muffins "马粪" because they sound so phonetically similar in Mandarin. Muffin is a delicious cakey breakfast treat, 马粪 means this.

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