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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Today
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 26 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Jul
3rd
2021

Taking your love Twilight out for a burger? · 12:55pm Jul 3rd, 2021

What do you think would be a good place to take your love Twilight Sparkle out for a burger? (or lots of burgers) Since we all know Twilight loves burgers. She was once a human when she visited the Equestria Girls universe. So, she's open-minded to eat meat. She is an immortal alicorn, so she can eat as many burgers as she wants.

A more light-hearted blog. Don't talk about what's happening in the other one.

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Comments ( 19 )

in an out. frekin Gordon Ramsay even likes that place. i love there burgers...there frys tho suck to me...darn good shakes tho.

5547901
Yeah, I saw some of his burgers. They look awesome.

5547912
Holy crap dude. I only have the one Twilight Sparkle I found close enough to a crane game that it probably wasn't shoplifting. Also I still go to that Walmart on occasion so I'll take that as corroborating evidence.

5547912
Those plushies were like, 100 dollars each. If that's a real picture, I'm kind of miffed at whoever bought up half the stock and made it hard on the rest of us.

5547920
Those are the ID4 plushies. I've seen them going for $25 (at conventions). Even so, there is a lot of money in that picture. And they've only become more valuable with time, and increasing scarcity.

5547912
omg thats a hell of a dinner party!

Personally, the kebab shop in town has some of the best burgers i've ever had so I'd probably treat her to some of those. After that, Nandos! I'd probably tour the country eating burgers everywhere with her lol. I'd sooner do that than eat cakes with Tia, I don't really like cake.

i think she'd eat so many she'd leave both universes extinct of the delicious animals, queen of burgers instead of queen of magic by the end of it

5547925
I should have gotten mine at a convention, then. :derpyderp2:

5547912
That's an amazing picture.


5547930
Macro growth fic? Her only rule non she only eats non-sapient-minded life. Everyone has to live on the giant pony.

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Yeah, I have a Trixie with hat and cape, each of the Mane 6, Cream Heart, Brownie Bun, and Apogee, all from ID4 for $25 each at cons.

Definitely Burger King so she could wear one of their paper crowns. Or wear it yourself and tease her about yours being bigger.

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Since she is a pony princess, they also may give a really good burger.

There's a nice local chain here in Ottawa called The Works. The experience is closer to a steakhouse than what you'd expect from burgers and their typical sides, so it might actually ruin fast food for her. Mind you, the prices are also closer to eating out at a steakhouse so I'd make sure the royal coffers were paying for it first!

I would take Twilight Sparkle to Wendy's, there burgers are good fresh and juicy. plus I would be also a proper gentleman or gentlecolt to pay for her meal. that is what I would do on a date. :twilightsmile:

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Sounds great. She be a guest of honor as well, so they give a really good burger.


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If I ever return to the US, I may consider going there. As for paying for her meal it could be costly, but it would be worth it with for Twi's lovely rump.

I'd take her to any place that serves The Impossible Burger(I've had it and if I didn't know I was not eating beef, I'd think I was eating an overcooked burger), that way if she didn't want to eat meat, she could still have a burger. Of course she'd probably probably wind up stealing most of my onion rings.

Huk

5547912

You... lucky bastard! Now, I'm jealous :duck:

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