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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 174 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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    16 comments · 321 views
  • 26 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Jun
21st
2021

Which pony would you like to give a pet? · 5:16pm Jun 21st, 2021

As in petting them with your hand.


A perfect example. By irisarco on derpibooru. Link: https://derpibooru.org/images/2639768?q=artist%3Airisarco

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Comments ( 23 )

5538853
Sure. I'd pet her too.

While I love to pet Princess Celestia, I have a strong feeling I would want to give Rainbow Dash a pet first.

Fluttershy, she's just so adorable and sweet. But a close second would be Twilight.

5538856
Personally, I would love to pet Twilight Sparkle over Fluttershy. I love to see that cute nerdy pony being happy.

At least at first. I would of course pet Fluttershy too.

EVERY.
SINGLE.
ONE.
OF.
THEM.

It's my headcannon that pony physiology is highly conductive of high frequency petting. So pet them often, pet them all! Seriously, I would wake up every morning in whatever town or city I would be at and give (consensual) petting to everypony. Then I would move to the next place, and repeat the process, ad eternum.

Princess Luna for sure! I'd love to find out what her mane feels like.

I dunno. They're sapient, so who would have enough sense of decorum to make it not weird? Maybe Princess Celestia, before she stepped down?

Oh there are so many to pick but it would be Celestia. If not her it would be Moondancer

5538890
The only correct answer.

Fluttershy, I think she'd enjoy it the most

5538867
And feed her a muffin at the same time?


5538881
She's pretty cute. But I'd pet Rainbow Dash first.


5538890
That sounds like a good idea for a story. A human's one-man mission to pet everypony.


5538903
I too would love to know that.


5538927
Oh, don't ruin the fun. I'm pretty sure they would love being petted.


5539011
I would love to feel what Celestia's mane would be like. As for Moondancer, she looks like she needs a good petting.


5539040
I'm starting to think so too.


5539060
Applejack, she be mighty cute getting a pet. With her southern accent.


5539088
You may need to earn her friendship first before petting her.


5539166
Right on. I think I would pet her first before everypony else.

5539213
Exactly!

Luna would get petting, hugs and everything else.

gotta pet theem all!

Huk

Shining Armor because stallions need love too :ajsmug::

"Hey, stop scratching me! I'm not g-geee--!"

*scratching behind the ear with a smug grin* "... so, you want me to stop?"

"N-no... *blush* But no word to Cadance about this!"

If Cadance would walk in on us, it would be fun to listen to Shining trying to explain it :trollestia:

5539508
She would demand pets too as punishment for him. XD

Huk

5539511

And I would be like:

"NO! No pets for you, Princess :trixieshiftleft:!"

That would end up well, I'm sure :rainbowdetermined2:

Strangely Applejack. Nice soft fur against a firm, muscly body.

5539707
She would feel nice. Hearing her southern voice would also be pretty sweet.


5539516
If she's canon version (canon-like anyway) she mostly be upset with you. However, if she's out of character fan fiction version, you are in for hell.

Huk

5539786

Well, if she were normal Cadance, the moment she tried to break me with her sad or angry stare, I would perform this:

drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1d9L3RoNQZw0HenlCdybuA70hG12OZwHG

She would stand no chance :trollestia:

But... if she were 'Cadanatrix'... it could get ugly (or not - depending on how you look at it :rainbowdetermined2:).

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