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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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  • 1 week
    So last week...

    Child #4 was born. One Mr. Robert Finnick "Finn."

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  • 9 weeks
    So I asked Gemini AI...

    To summarize the story TD the Alicorn Princess. The result I got was... interesting.

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  • 19 weeks
    So...

    As many of you well know, I'm a father of three. A four-year-old, a two-year-old, and a one-year-old. It's pretty great. Can be difficult, but overall a pretty big blessing. How my wife takes care of three kids five days a week is beyond me, as I have a hard time taking care of them two days a week when my wife goes off to work.

    So yeah...

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  • 30 weeks
    Editing help

    Yes, I'm calling out for editors again. I want to submit a story to the Cozy Glow contest, and I want to make sure that the story I just wrote for it is good, or "wow, that's a jumbled mess of ideas, far too mean, and the ending is terrible."

    Let me know if you'd like to help. Any extra eyes would be highly appreciated.

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  • 37 weeks
    I totally forgot

    To mark this as a "sequel" to the original story. So, if you're in the mood for more TD/Comet...

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Apr
15th
2021

Smash Room · 9:57pm Apr 15th, 2021

I did one yesterday.

What is a smash room you may be wondering? Well, it's a room where (at least where I went to) pay to rent the room, then buy several different items...

These things in my case, sans the spray can.

Suit up in what appears to be a prison jumpsuit, riot helmet and gardening gloves...

Like so.

Then...oh, how do I put this delicately, smash the ever loving hell out of everything to loud, aggressive music. I started with this and just kept going for fifteen minutes. This impressed the guy overseeing everything, as most people completely lose steam after about five minutes. I did as well (swinging a bat that much is hard) but I paid for fifteen minutes, and dang it, I was gonna get my money's worth. The guy told me that I could scream, cry, cuss, whatever I needed to do. I cussed. There were certain people who have been incredibly cruel to my in my life, and smashing the daylights out of a TV while calling them f****** c**** felt good.

It was exhausting, and couple of times I asked the guy how much time I had left. The second time he said that I could keep going if I wanted to, but... no. I was going to be sore as it was.

But yes, it was a fun time. The same company that did the smash room also did axe throwing lessons, so I'll definitely have to come back to try that.

Fun times.

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Comments ( 15 )

They look interesting, buy I don't think I can get anything out of inanimate object.

That sounds cathartic, to put it lightly. What do you listen to, MDC? DOA? ACDC? Something with guitar I hope :ajsmug:

Wow, looks like you have a lot on your plate:rainbowderp:.

5498525 Put me in a room full of hard drives and I'll be swinging until they close up.

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I'm afraid to look up the cost of a medical cadaver, both because of potential government watchlists and because I might find an answer.

My home town has one of these. Can't lie and say that I'm not interested in trying it.

We had a smash room open year before last. Wonder if they're still open? I could use some percussion therapy...:rainbowwild:

Not gonna lie, the axes sound like fun. :pinkiehappy:

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I'd definitely suggest it.

Wait are those dent marks in the metal walls?, were those there before or after you entered the room? :trixieshiftright:

I am constantly amazed at entrepreneurship...never in a thousand years would I have thought of something like this.

I am simultaneously shocked and not surprised these exist.

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I'd suggest it if the opportunity arises. At least google if there's one around you. It's fun.

There's nothing quite like what I call destruction therapy.

I've done a bit of axe throwing, at a militaria show. It was fun, and I'd do it again. Haven't tried a smash room, though.

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