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TMail Order Groom
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Applejack discovers that finding a husband is easy, but shipping and handling is not included.
Sex
Applejack
OC
Main 6
Ms. Harshwhinny
Irrespective · 19k words · 273 4 · 3.3k views

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A Correction

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Apr

1st

2021

New Applejack story is here! · 2:03pm Apr 1st, 2021

Just make sure you add in sales tax, shipping, and handling before ordering.
Check it out!

Report Irrespective · 175 views · Story: Mail Order Groom · #mailordergoom #applejack

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L-N #1 · Apr 1st, 2021 · · ·

Oi, you got a LOICENCE for that husband of yours?!

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