Previews for Stallion of Tomorrow's next chapters! · 12:35pm Apr 1st, 2021
Good morning, true believers! And a good morning it is indeed, because I've got a special surprise for you...exclusive previews of Stallion of Tomorrow's next chapters! Read on for some glimpses into good superhero writing that only haters and sissies and people living in a bucking dream world won't understand!
"You were conceived naturally, Kal-El. We did this so that you wouldn't be forced into a caste like other Kryptonians. You have the power to choose what you want to do. Now put on this dulled-out Halloween costume and go be a symbol because I say so."
"But...didn't you literally just talk about–"
"Shut up, son, you're space pony Jesus now!"
"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"
"Uh, General? I hate to tell you how to do your conquering, but is that all you're gonna say? Like...do you have no other quotable material to use?"
"You know, you're right, I should shake things up a bit. *ahem* I WILL FIND HIM!!!"
"W-who are you?"
Luna snarled at the crook, eyes narrowed. "What, are you dense?? Are you stupid?? I'M THE GOSHDARN BATMARE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
"You are an android! But me? I AM A STALLION! *PUNCH!*
"We're gathered here today to discuss...wait, what's this? 'Granny Smith's Peach Tea'? *sniff sniff* ...ew...EWWWW! He really did pi...LEX, THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"Nooooo, you killed my marefriend!!!" Supermane wailed as he looked down at Lucky Lead's charred, blackened corpse.
"Hey, you wanna join my side?" Darkseid asked.
Supermane shrugged. "Eh, why not? Can't beat 'em, join 'em. Besides, we all know that one person's life is what made me good before, so now that she's dead why bother trying?" With that he flew up into the air and started spamming heat vision at everypony.
"Oh no!" The ponies of Equestria cried as they ran. "We should have never trusted an alien! If only we'd been more speciesist we could have seen that our own kind are better than everyone else! That's the lesson to be learned here, right?!"
...what, you think I'd really do that to you guys? You think I'd subject you to this? Can't do that, man.
Besides, this is literally the day where all of reality lies to you and is out to mess with your head, so that might've clued you in.
April Fools, true believers. :P
Also no hard feelings to anybody in my audience who actually likes the DCEU stuff.
Really good job on the dark humor in these bits. Thanks for sharing some April Fools. :-D
These were great.
That last one in particular really got me.