It's March 31st · 5:46pm Mar 31st, 2021
Why is that important? Well, it's not really important to me, but tomorrow is. Because tomorrow is April 1st.
April Fool's Day. Loki Day. All Fools' Day. April Fish Day. Fimfiction Crackfic Day. The day when I reveal my evil plans. Especially for those of you reading Sombra's Bat. As well as annoying all of you with that, I'm uploading something else. What? Not gonna tell you! Y'all have to wait until tomorrow. 
It's not anything important.
Depends on which way you look at it. And which part of it you mean.
Don't let her get under your skin.
Stop it. You're saying that I've been giving my followers one massive red herring for weeks.
Well, really you h-
And that's where I'm going to finish this blog, before somepony does the whole villainy thing where he explains all the details of the evil plan and it completely backfires, because it's not like somepony has experience in doing that, is it?
You little...
I rest my case.
Among Us is releasing the Airship map today
Hey Sombra, Is your last name Hope?
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Oh yeah! I forgot! Note to self: download Among Us update. Thanks.
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No.
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Why didn't you dispute it when I said, And i quote "Hello, Sombra Hope, How are Thee this fine day?" then?
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... I didn't see that.
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Clearly
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Did you see my response? I can help with sending you back to Equestria, at the price of turning into a Pegasus as you go through the Void, to get back
Well I just made a YouTube video revealing my secret project
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Ooooooooh! I'll have to have a look!
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Not happening.
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Ok
Here’s the link
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
If I color my text, does this make me a part of this conversation?
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Argh, you did that. WHY?!
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(EARLY) APRIL FOOLS
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Uh, does it?
No.
But I'm allowed to talk to my friends, aren't I?
No.
Oh my goodness. *facehoofs*
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Alright, you got me. I should have known better.
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I wasn’t gonna do it tmr since it’s too obvious
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Sombra cannot ignore me forever.
Regardless of the color I use.
I am as forgettable as LeBron James.
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Fair enough. I saw what you're doing in RarityEQM's honour though, and it's wonderful.
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And why would I even want to talk to you?!
Ouch. Harsh.
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Thx
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Because, Sombra, your personality practically screams "I haven't had a friend in a while."
But don't take it the wrong way. Give someone a chance, and you'd be surprised.
Or don't. I'll just keep trying anyway.
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...
You're right. Why am I being haunted by the ghost of an evil ex-king? Because apparently I'm very similar to Radiant Hope.
Foolish and naive.
And?
A... nice person, or pony.
Thank you. *back to camera* Eeyup. You're right.
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so he's finally gonna stop ignoring me
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Maybe.
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good
when he ready to talk PM me