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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 1 week
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    6 comments · 79 views
  • 1 week
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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    0 comments · 64 views
  • 2 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 52 views
  • 4 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 67 views
  • 5 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 76 views
Mar
26th
2021

Day 2 clues! (Updated the what if website!) · 6:10am Mar 26th, 2021

https://whatif.themajortechie.com/

i hope you're holding on to the previous clues. They won't stay forever!

Don't forget, if you're the first to find the alt, you get an up to 20k-word commission, free!

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Comments ( 15 )

Stop putting so much effort into a joke. You're putting in more effort than I am for Fimfiction Crackfic Day, (aka April Fools,) and I've got TONS planned! :twilightangry2::derpytongue2::rainbowlaugh:

Oh my. And this is all just to find your alt account? Listen, I already know that one of them is TechnoNerd. That was easy. The third account you own... That might be more of a problem. And I'll never figure out those clues. Stop annoying me and making me laugh at the same time.

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How old are these accounts, anyways? If I see someone who had a now dead tipjar named "TheAtariNerd", an avatar on a skateboard, and a name rhyming with Tonkus, but they've been a member since 2014, should I be suspicious, or are these newer accounts?

--Sweetie Belle

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relatively new. No worries, it's one that has stories posted on it. :)

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Well, that one turns out to have one story posted on it. "Seafood Dinner's Adventure In Borderline Prostitution (Or How I Learned I Can Trade A Donut For Cookies)". Strange... 2014 isn't new, and I'll rule that account out.

--Sweetie Belle

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Nah, 2014 is far too old. TheMajorTechie is my first account and TechnoNerd is the second. Y'all are hunting for the third.

i hope you're holding on to the previous clues. They won't stay forever!

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I know your tricks Techie

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but do you know all of them?

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