Seniority · 3:42pm Mar 21st, 2021
"Pharynx! Thorax! Someling made a huge mess at the craft time table!"
"Oh great, so what do we have to do about it?"
"...Help clean it up?"
"Alright. You two have fun."
"Pharynx, you're coming too."
"No I'm not."
"...Why?"
"By the power of... being the oldest. Now shoo."
"What?!"
"I'm just saying. I'm the oldest, so I don't have to go, I can just tell the two of you to do it."
"What-but-no! I'm the King, I outrank you!"
"You know, it's always the oldest getting privileged. Maybe this time the youngest should get favor-"
"Oh shut up, you're only saying that because you're the youngest of the three of us."
"Hey, I told you about the problem, I've done my part."
"No you haven't!"
"Pharynx, as King, I-"
"Oh put a sock in it."
"Pharynx, you and Ocellus go-"
"No, I'm the oldest, Thorax, you and Ocellus go help-"
"Who said I was going anywhere, I'm the youngest, so-"
"No way! The youngest is the one that gets bossed around, you're staying right here!"
"Yeah! You're going with Pharynx!"
"No, you're going with Thorax!"
"I'm not-"
"Ahem."
"Eek!"
"Gah! Dad!"
"U-Um, h-how long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough, and I'm very disappointed in all three of you."
"S-Sorry dad..."
"...I mean really, how could all three of you forget who's really the oldest here?"
"Uh... oh... oh, no, dad-"
"Wait, but-daddd!"
"Uh...still the youngest?"
-_- "You know what to do."
~Later~
*Playing with Apex and Hero in the throne room*
"Gran'pa Mety, d'you think Papa Thorax, Uncle Pharynx, and Celly will be back soon?"
"Heh, oh, I'm sure they're almost done little one."
~Elsewhere~
"Ugh...I blame the two of you."
"Oh shut up and help us clean this up, then we'll finally get out of here."
"You're not even helping!"
"I'm supervising!"
"Supervising my ass! Get over here!"
"Why you little-"
*More arguing*
Hehehehe
This is too close to being real—
How old is Meta again?
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Heheh, yep
You like it?
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Thirty-eight, according to the calculator
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Ye
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To be fair to Ocellus' actions, she was acting a bit like a brat. I imagine she was sitting at the crafts table making a Hearts and Hooves day card for Smolder the whole time
"She was. All she did was make an even bigger mess!"
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Yeah
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*Grinning* "How do you like that, Pharynx?"
*Tosses a mop at her* "Help us, or I'll tell dad, twat."
"Oww! Bloody hell, did'ja have to throw it at me you bloody tosser?!"
"...I think you guys have been reading too much Harry Potter."
Thorax! I am ashamed of you! There can NEVER be too much Harry Potter!
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"Eek!"
"Sectum-"
Pharynx, no! Remember what that did to Draco?! AKA, your counterpart?!
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*Fixes with magic*
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"Wingardium Leviosa!" *lifts the mop over and throws it at Pharynx* "Ha!"
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"Fine..."
"Stupefy!"
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"Eek!" *is stupified*
"Pharynx!"
"Alright, alright, fine. Rennevarte"
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"I woke her back up! It's her fault for not helping!"
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*Huffs* "Fine." *tosses mop on the floor* "Better than cleaning." *pulls out his wand and looks around* "Hey Thorax, you see any water?"
"Why...?"
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*Groans* "Dad! I was just going to use Vocatus to change the water into wine! Plus I was gonna share it with you..."
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*Quickly grabs pitcher of water and flicks it over it* "Vocatus!" *it turns into wine*
"Guys!"
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"Hey, give me some!"
"I'm sticking with Butterbeer."
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"Yeah, help me clean like we're supposed to!"
"Fine." *kisses Hearts and Hooves day card for Smolder, then grabs a broom*
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"...Hi pot, name's kettle."
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"Sorry dad, but it had to be said." *hugs* "You're still my favorite."
"At least I'm papa's favorite..."
*Whispers to the other two* "Don't tell him, he needs a win."
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"Hmph...how come I'm the only one cleaning now?"
"Because...you didn't take the visual cue that we all stopped?"
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*Sighs and walks over* "Fine, but I want hugs too!"
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*Smiles and hugs them all*
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*Smiles*