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CategoricalGrant


"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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  • 30 weeks
    Additional Updates

    What’s up fam- it’s your physically and temporally-absent boi here dropping back in.

    Brief updates on life- been working my tail off (doctoring is hard) and got married last month. I haven’t forgotten about you all. There’s still plenty of stories rattling around upstairs; it’s just a matter of finding time to put fingers to the keyboard.

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  • 108 weeks
    Life and Story Updates

    My Dudes

    I'm finishing up my last year of medical school and matched into my first choice residency (at the same hospital/school I'm at now, actually!); so I apologize for not posting any new content in... 13 months :fluttershyouch:

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    14 comments · 1,011 views
  • 121 weeks
    Merry Christmas, Fimfic Family!

    I know I haven't been posting much, but I’m still active and want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas! :)

    “For he shall save his people from their sins…”

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  • 134 weeks
    My thoughts on Gen 5

    Watched it on opening day on Netflix.

    Pretty good, actually. Looking forward to writing new ponies to snug, and I bet the TV universe will be really interesting!

    4 comments · 484 views
  • 141 weeks
    2021 CUDDLEFIC CONTEST: RESULTS

    Thank you all for your great patience. It's been a busy few weeks but I finally have the time to sit down and craft this blog post. A big thanks to judges Hoshizora the generous bankroller of this prestigious contest, Jake The Army Guy (who has judged MULTIPLE times), my

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Mar
13th
2021

Princess Luna Visits You · 7:04am Mar 13th, 2021

“Haha, how pathetic,” Princess Luna declares, bursting through your bedroom door. “Look at you, cuddling a large pillow with a picture of me on it! Do you lack the fortitude to ask me to cuddle personally? You must feel like an absolute buffoon! I shall inform Celestia and the guard of your adolescent behavior at once!”

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a bit rude to randomly bust down my door during private times Luna

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Agreed. Perhaps as retaliation we tackle-hug Luna and boop her on that adorable snoot :rainbowkiss:

Story twist. Luna teleport to Celestias bed room and see her sister cuddle a body sized Luna pillow because Luna didnt give her elder sisters enough cuddles :pinkiesad2:

Or Anon body pillow :trollestia:

'Tis not a lack of fortitude, 'tis the assumption of thy lack of available time, good Princess. Thou hast duties to attend to.

But Luna I don't have a picture of you on my pillow.
I dont even have a pillow to snuggle with.

"Believe me, Your Highness. If I actually had that kind of pillow, I would not have the heart to commit an act like that. Like the moon itself, I'd simply place it somewhere where it can be gazed at for its beauty and so it compliments my living enviroment. "

"If there's a crime for that too, I'd love to hear it"

“I-I didn’t think you’d even want to cuddle with someone like me and...well, I guess I was just trying to make do...

If I ask you to cuddle now will you not tell anypony?”

What kind of cock 'n' ball torture is this?

"Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?" :fluttercry:

Dang it luna! Stop replacing my pinkie plush with a luna daki!

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