Baby Photos · 10:30pm Mar 2nd, 2021
"Dad! Pharynx! Look what I found!"
"What is it?"
"Let me guess, it's a weirdly shaped rock or another stupid thing."
"No Pharynx, it's a file with "Royal Family Photos" written on it!"
"...R-Royal Family P-Photos?"
"Yeah! They were in the records room, in the same area our Birth Certificates are. Cool, right?"
"Thorax you weren't supposed to find those!"
"Wait, you know what they are?"
"Um...no..."
"Pharynx? Is there something you need to tell us?"
"No..."
"Pharynx."
*Sighs* "Okay, okay. I hid those there when I found them back in the Old Days."
"Wait, where did you find them?"
"In Fortuna's old room, I found them while I was collecting the...the things she gave me in her will."
*Rubs his back gently* "Why'd you hide them?"
"B-Because they were embarrassing! It was mostly me and Thorax as nymphs, I don't know why she even had them!"
"Well now I have to see them!"
"No!"
"Phar, if you didn't want me looking at them you should have-"
*Grabs file and holds it up*
Under No Circumstances Do You Open This File
"...Oh."
"Come on Pharynx, it can't hurt to take a little peek-"
"Dad, no! Thorax, burn those." *walks off*
"Okay, okay..." *sighs*
"You know son, he didn't tell you when to burn them..."
*Grins* "No he did not."
~Later~
*Giggling*
"Oh, how sweet..."
*Walks up* "What's going on-hey!"
"Oh, hey Pharynx!"
"Th-Thorax, I told you to burn those!"
"Aw, but look! We look so cute!"
"No we don't!"
"Yes you do, especially you Pharynx."
.//////. "Daaaaad!"
Awww
Fucking adorable.
Cute. Though I have to tilt my phone to properly view them, but cute
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Mhm!
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Yay!
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Yeah, no idea why it came out sideways
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I know! Snuggle the baby twins!
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*Scoops up babies and snuggles them*
*Blushing* "This is exactly why I told Thorax to burn them."
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.//////. "Don't do that, please..."
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"Hmph...fine. But I'm not a nymph. How can you hug pictures?"
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"Okay!" *in flash is in his nymph form*
"Fine...but no baby talk or I bite you." *transforms into his nymph form*
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*Nips his hoof*
*Grabs Pharynx and snuggles him* Tsundere-baby!
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*Claps hooves over Thorax's ears, snarling at him, but his vocal chords are now that of a nymph's so it's more like baby Simba growling at a bug*
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*In high pitched voice* "I'm not cute!" *covers mouth*
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*In high pitched voice* "Yeah! Look Phary, it's like we're nymphs again!"
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*Giggles*
"Fine...but I'm playing the Hitting Yourself game then, give me your hoof."
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Heh, yep
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Takes a photo and smirks
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*In squeaky voice* "Hey!"
*Smiles at the camera*
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Takes another photo of thorax smiling and pharynx scowling at the camera.
Mega adorable
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Couldn't agree more! *snuggles them*
"Eek! Can we turn back now?"
Yeah, no. *cuddles* Ooh, we should go show Meta!
"No!"
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To late he’s already setting up the video camera
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"No no no no!" *begins throwing a tantrum*
Heheh, even cuter
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Whispers to thorax carefully.
When do you think he will remember he can change back anytime
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*Whispers back* "He could, but he'd crush Melody."
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She’s evil hehe knowing she’s got him trapped in a adorable little form
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"I dunno about evil."
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The good kind of evil loving sibling doting mama kind of evil
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*Nods*
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Smirks. Hey melody think it would be ok to get a video of you tickling pharynx’s little hooves
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Maybe tomorrow *gestures to him*
*Snoring softly and sucking on his hoof*
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Takes another photo
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*Yawns and wraps hooves around Pharynx, snuggling against him*
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Takes a third photo trying not to squee.
(You know you gotta draw these there to adorable)
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I'll take them back to Meta now
(Possibly. Without context it would probably just look like nymph Thorax and Pharynx like in the drawings I already did)
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True
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Yeah
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But so worth it
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Yeah
Might try a small comic strip of them transforming so people get what happened
Or make it into a skit
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Or both
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