Marry? (Skit)

"Hey, dad...?"

"Yes son?"

"You, uh...aren't seriously considering marrying Steel, are you? I mean, aren't you older than him?"

"I'm not that much older than him Pharynx."

"...Dad. He's twenty three. Thorax and I are twenty one, and we turn twenty-two in May. He's practically our age!"

"What does age have to do with this Pharynx?"

"I...uh..."

"Pharynx, what's this really about?"

"N-Nothing!"

"Phar thinks you won't need us anymore because you'll basically be starting a new family."

.//////. "Thorax! I told you not to tell him..."

"Pharynx, you don't ever have to worry about that. I'll always love you, no matter who I date. No matter what happens, we'll always be a family."

"I guess...still, mother already screwed up our childhood, how do you know you won't screw up our adulthood?"

"Because I'm too terrified of losing you both to ever let that happen. You are my sons and mine alone, nothing will change that."

"But...I..."

"I give you my word Pharynx. No matter what, I will always be here for you. I love you both."

"...I love you too dad."

"Aww! Phar, that's so sweet!! Hugs!"

"Wait, no-"

*Suddenly squished into a hug between Meta and Thorax*

"...I take it back, I hate you both."

Comments

[MlpHero]

Heh

[Melody Song]

5464975
Yep, classic Tsunderebug

5464977
"You wouldn't be, come on, hugs for everyone!"

[Melody Song]

5464981
*Groans* "What has my life come to...?"

"You're just mad because you're the only one who won't admit to being a big old cuddlebug."

[Melody Song]

5464986
.//////. "Fine..."

[Melody Song]

5464989
Mhm!

"It's not trauma, I'm just depressed..."

[Melody Song]

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"I'm not a child. But sure."

[Melody Song]

5465000
"Alright..."

[Just Some Toast]

Ah yes, the ye olde classic step parent scenario.

[Melody Song]

5465018
Yep

"Hmph..."