my dreams have been getting weird these past couple of months so i guess let's go ahead and share 'em when i have 'em. · 12:55am Feb 2nd, 2021
So.
Last night, I dreamed that I was going to college in California next to a beach. We were doing some heckin' dangerous experiments in some chemistry class even though my major IRL isn't related to Chemistry.
But that's not all.
So, the FBI breaks down the door and through the windows and says that our experiments are illegal, so they start taking everyone's textbooks and notes but nothing else. Me and a couple other students manage to slip a single notebook out of class, but then we're chased down. We get rounded up inside a single-person bathroom, where the FBI agents are just kinda standing around not having a clue why everyone's in a bathroom the size of a closet. Some guy decides it's a good time to use the urinal, so we're just standing around while a dude is doing his business. After he's done, everyone just kinda floods out, and the chase resumes.
We (the students who were able to slip the notebook out, including myself) dart out of the building, then off of campus, and find ourselves in the middle of the desert. At some point, we realize that we've been sprinting at around the same speed that a car drives on the highway, and it's at that point when I finally notice that one of my classmates was Sonic the Hedgehog. For some reason, I pay little mind to the fact, and we continue running 'til we reach the foot of a mountain. The FBI is no longer chasing us, so we decide to walk back to the city, which only takes around three minutes or so.
The dream ends on me patting my pocket and finding my wallet, and deciding to go into a gift shop and buy everyone souveniers.
This sounds like old 90s boy genius movie.
That reminds me of a dream I had a few months ago.
The dream started with me driving an SUV down the road after dark, as I passed some guy on a red motorcycle. I turned around several miles down the road, and when I passed him again, he flagged me down. I stopped to listen to him, when he told me he was sorry for what he had to do. He then hopped onto his bike and it transformed into some kind of death robot, very live-action transformers-esque.
He tried to kill me, so I started fighting him, and was doing pretty good. At some point some lady wearing a suit and mask to completely cover her identity takes over, wins the fight, and gets me home.
Well, we get to my house and she reveals that she is a friend of mine. If I remember correctly, she actually looked like my cousin. In the dream, we had a lot of friends in common and she apparently wanted my assistance in the future.
Apparently all the friends we have in common also help with what she does. She gives me a device to allow me to start doing what she does. It looked like an Apple Watch.
There was a button on the side that said "hold." When it was held, it would put the costume and mask on. The default was a really fly looking black and white jacket and pants that almost glowed. Also, the more I used it, the more stuff would be unlocked.
Well, I unlocked a costume with face paint, and looked a lot like if I dressed up as Caviera, but it was the closest thing to a mask I had. Apparently, I would have to design whatever costume I wanted myself.
I remember seeing a costume that was the uniform of the Waffen SS division and came with an STG-44. Didn't use it though.
I go driving again, in the same SUV, and park in the woods. I don't know why I was there, but it was well after dark, and I still had the watch with me. In fact, I don't believe I ever took it off.
While I'm parking my car, I'm approached by 3 children who were about 12 years old. They forced entry into the SUV while I was trying to get into costume without them seeing, so I could get past them. At this point, one of my friends who was in the watch group arrives. He helps me outrun them but accidentally leaves a costume sketch. The kids steal the SUV.
I started running from them and apparently unlocked the fast as fuck ability. Using the ability to run at like 50 miles per hour, we quickly made it into and out of a very busy campsite rather quickly, but some of the campers noticed me when I ran overtop them while they were trying to sleep. It was completely dark and there were campfires burning, but it must have almost been lights out.
At some point I managed to make it to a battleship. Like an old WWII ship converted into a museum, like the USS Yorktown was. At this time some flying evil dude attacked but he would have been too much so we left.
Back at a safe area, I was messing with the watch when I discovered it could physically change my body as well. I remember giving myself a nice six pack of abs before I woke up.
So basically UC Santa Barbara
I wish my dreams were that normal. A really good recent one I had was me committing arson alongside my family. Then I escaped in a Halo warthog driven by Sweetie Bot.
I had one friend who dreamed about travelling to the edge of the universe on a dragon with the Toy story characters, but the universe was still rendering, so he had to turn back.
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