50 questions of pain and bandwagoning :p · 11:20pm Dec 26th, 2020
1. What is your first name?
Mike
2. How old are you?
turned 29 in October
3. What country are you from?
USA
4. What do you look like?
A dude with sometimes long hair, or short, a beard, and glass.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
A little thinner, I suppose. Would be nice.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
A mix of friends, 4chan, youtube, and porn, back in 2013.
7. What is your favorite ship?
Vinyl and Octavia
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Sombra and Fluttershy
9. Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
I've told a few friends and my parents. My mom actually went to HRPC in vegas in 2018, and she enjoyed it.
10. Were they a family member?
Yep. Me mum. Dun did the convention thing.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Sister Hooves Social was pretty good. Its also the only one I remember the name of :D
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Me. I'm my own favorite superhero. Cause I'm real and do real things that amaze even myself at times. Like waking up.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
I don't have one.
14. Favorite supervillain?
Same as above
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Same as above
16. What was the last book you read?
I read some Tom Clancy books years ago, but I don't remember the names,
17. What is the last movie you watched?
V for Vendetta. I watch it every November 5th.
18. Favorite song at the moment?
All The Hays In The Barn. I'm in a bit of a bluegrass kick.
19. What song do you always come back to?
Mercury's In Retrograde
20. What is your current job?
I sell windows and doors for commercial and residential buildings.
21. What job do you want in the future?
Dice Maker.
22. Dream job?
DICE MAKER THAT MAKES LOTS OF MONEY SO I CAN BUY MORE DICE
23. At this moment, what is your greatest achievement?
I run a pretty cool podcast, wrote some poems, got some really cool friends, and got me a cutie BF that puts up with my bullshit.
24. At this moment, what is your greatest failure?
Not being able to complete Mario 64
25. Do you have any pets?
2 dogs and 4 cats live in the house. None are mine, but because I live with my family, pets are around me.
26. What is your dream pet?
Birds, but I can't have any. I'm gone from home for far too long to feasibly own a bird and effectively provide the best home for it.
27. Do you own any weapons?
Just knives I occasionally use at work for cutting straps and opening boxes.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
An IWI Jehrico 941 full-sized steel frame chambered in .40 S&W
29. What religion are you?
Hell if I know any more. Too many things out there that I believe in that don't fit one religion.
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
My grandfather. Now that I'm old enough to really understand what he was doing at Wright Pat, I'd like to learn more from him.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
My Mom's mom. She passed well before I was around, but it's an event in my mom's life that greatly affected her.
32. Are you political?
My only outward political statement is that all officials in long-standing positions need to retire at 55.
33. Are you married?
Not yet, but here's hoping 2021 and 2022 go really well, and I can maybe make that happen.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ye, a BF. I won't name them for privacy and stuff.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
Not really, but also sorta? I dunno. I like people.
36. Care to explain?
I like looking at what's in people's pants. Especially my friends pants. the connection to them makes it more fun :|
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Not really, even though I've been told I am. I like to think that I'm just not my own type.
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive, who would it be?
Anyone that has super deep pockets and a willingness to hand over swaths of cash to me.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Scootaloo.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I've shit my pants at work twice.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
I did/am working on poems that I post once in a lifetime that are pretty fun.
42. Are you a virgin?
Nope.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Get involved in the pony fandom and go to conventions and be active. It's way outside of my comfort zone.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
I love MASH
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Lots of everything. Not really much I won't try at least once.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nope.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories on this site?
Too many to list. I generally love all of the ones I've read so far.
48. Favorite quote?
"Woopsie. That's not supposed to do that."
~Some repair crew person somewhere.
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Once or twice before while immediately regretting the action after.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Ye.
Interesting to learn more about ya, Milk. Keep being awesome. <3
So you’re saying you want to be low fat milk?
5423066
I'd like to be 2%. I grew up on watered down 2% in school and it just feels right to aim for that.
5423052
no u <3
it's milk :O
I want to know if your work is just the sort of work that will occasionally make you shit your pants. c.c;
5423076
How do you get rid of the other percentage of milk?
5423080
Actually on some days yes if the conditions for such are conducive to it. lifting heavy things with tummy troubles is cause for issue sometimes
5423082
replacing food with whiskey and aiming for a more cheesy diet :3
5423086
Damn and here I was thinking of using a wood chipper
5423087
its not as fun as youd think. whiskey is way more fun and you can include people, at a distance of course, to drink
I've seen you irl. You're def attractive. And that's coming from a straight man. I would have all the sex with you.
5423096
Understandable
Also you should call your bf cereal because milk and cereal belong together
5423099
gay
5423102
I like how many sex puns I can make if i call my BF cereal.
5423104
I had not considered that this was also possible
Favorite Pony?
Scootaloo.
“Same hat!”
“Same hat!!”
5423168
best hat! yours is the scootaloo that brought to the orange chickun camp <3
What a cutie
5423230
no u uwu