MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIME · 3:44am Dec 22nd, 2020
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... Should Entry 8, Part 5 (Dragonapped) be released Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
If we do Eve it will be roughly 8-9 pm cst, and if we do Day it will be around 1-2 pm cst. I know for a good chunk of ya'll the dates probably won't matter much; but for those who are celebrating the holidays, and who like to read the chapters right away, know that it'll be a 6.4K word long distraction from your friends and family...
... For some that might actually be a positive
So, in summation, do ya'll want to open your present the day before Hearth's Warming or on Hearth's Warming Day
THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL STARTS NOW
Love,
-Derply
P.S. Oops, almost forgot the Howdy howdy~
Gimme the presents now. I’m a treat killer, and A REAL HANDFUL-
Also howdy-
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LET GO OF MY EGGO FIEND...
... Even if ya'lls reactions will be my own gift to myself
Eve, if you so please.
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*Auctioneer voice* I got one Eve here! One Eve! One Eve here! Do I hear a two? Do we have a two Eve here? Any Day's...?
Eve for me.
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Two! We have TWO Eves so far and zero Days fillies and gentlecolts!
Will Eve be the ultimate winner of this "epic" debate? Tune in next time to find out; same Derp channel, same Derp time
I vote Christmas Day
Also Eve please~
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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
Day is now at 1! Eve is still at 2!
We'll keep this poll going until 3 PM cst on the 24th, everpony! Gotta have something fun to motivate me through the dull final editing process (only dull because I've re-read this particular chapter seventy times so far ), so I'll be checking back here pretty much hourly until then.
That having been said... Good night for now! Don't let any crazed Princes of the Night invade your dreams
-Derply
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Three to One! Three to One! Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga!
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... I think I need to go to bed now
I say you release it on Spam (featuring convenient pull tab for extricating Barbara in case of a mishap).
The sooner the better for those in need of a distraction. The rest of us can practice self-control in the meantime.
E!
I'd prefer Day, but you do you.
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Alighty! The new score is as thus:
Four votes for Eve!
Two votes for Day!
One vote for Spam!
Don't know about ya'll, but I think Spam might be the dark horse in this race
We need a fourth option with three votes attached to it so the options scale in votes perfectly. So I’m gonna vote to release it on Switch and PS4 three times in a row.
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My PS4 is in the shop, but I can ducktape a couple of PS2s together instead! Won't even notice the difference!
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Of course it’s the dark horse, it’s got a pull tab.
A pull tab.
That’s like a regular tab, but you can pull it! Can you pull Christmas? You cannot. I am the victor.
I vote eve.
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The masses have spoken! With five votes for eve, we are set to release this chapter TODAY!
Thank you all for participating! I hope to see you all in roughly five to six hours from now
Love,
-Derply
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“Today!!”
Vibrates
“In five to six hours.”
”aaa~”
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The cookies are still in the oven, damn it!
Here, enjoy some cookie dough for now:
Whoo!
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Crisler, good sir!