Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?
Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.
The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded
Anon is in an amazonian pony world (strength training-like). All the girls want to cuddle him, and he gets bothered by that. So he starts hanging out with the guys, mig mac, spike etc, but while they dont want to cuddle him, he feels inadequate around them.
then thorax starts joining the group. while still being stronger than anon, thorax as a bug is much weaker and less muscular than dragons and earth ponies. also hes kind of a whimp/pushover, so anon likes hanging out with him more.
then he evolves from a changeling into the changedling king. And in his new form hes much taller and muscular, at first "only" as buff as big mac, but as his body adapts, he gets more and more muscular and manly, till he becomes the most handsome adonis in the world.
at least physically, mentally hes still a dork, and is confused about his new role, and all the attention he gets from all the females. so he keeps asking anon for advice. especially when its about his body changes, he ends up accidentally showing off his body. Like hes getting realy worried about accidentally stepping on things, cause his pecks are starting to blocking his view...
Anon has a big fat booty, the mares are all after him but he just want to bounce on big mac’s lap? I feel it might be a little too generic though.
Anon finds a strange tunnel and it’s actually a giant penis?
Anon tries to seduce Cadance, fails, and then decides to dominate Shining Armor instead, in the style of that Perfect Cell vs Fleece Johnson video.
Anon is in an amazonian pony world (strength training-like). All the girls want to cuddle him, and he gets bothered by that. So he starts hanging out with the guys, mig mac, spike etc, but while they dont want to cuddle him, he feels inadequate around them.
then thorax starts joining the group. while still being stronger than anon, thorax as a bug is much weaker and less muscular than dragons and earth ponies. also hes kind of a whimp/pushover, so anon likes hanging out with him more.
then he evolves from a changeling into the changedling king. And in his new form hes much taller and muscular, at first "only" as buff as big mac, but as his body adapts, he gets more and more muscular and manly, till he becomes the most handsome adonis in the world.
at least physically, mentally hes still a dork, and is confused about his new role, and all the attention he gets from all the females. so he keeps asking anon for advice.
especially when its about his body changes, he ends up accidentally showing off his body. Like hes getting realy worried about accidentally stepping on things, cause his pecks are starting to blocking his view...
Make them fuck each other's butts.