Old Testament Alternative Universe · 11:55pm Oct 28th, 2020
A David and Goliath adaptation where everything is the same except instead of throwing a stone, he just whips a red PVC plastic kickball at Goliath as hard as he can.
Alternatively, we can also give him a gun and five smooth bullets. Stay strapped or get clapped, you know?
If Adam and Eve never ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge, then the world would technically be in anarchy.
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I dunno what that has to do with David with a gun vs Goliath, but there's your shower thought for the day.
Ironically enough, that would be a great concept for a story inspired by David and Goliath.
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What part of his proposal is ironic?
lol love this!
Lol what Dude wHerE do you come from with this stuff?
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I just heard the phrase floating around. It's quite common.