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Nov
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2012

Tough audience · 5:21pm Nov 26th, 2012

My extended family got together over Thanksgiving, and I decided that instead of reading something from a book, I would read my nieces one of my stories. I didn't write any for children, but I thought "Socks" (from Sisters) might work. So six little girls ages four to ten gathered around me, and I read.

I realized as I read that a satire on politics and fashion might not be very funny to kids. It wasn't. Not a smile was cracked for the entire five or ten minutes it took to read out loud. I thought maybe they didn't understand what had happened, so I asked them to explain it. They understood. It just "wasn't funny" and was "kind of boring". I have new respect for the writers of children's books.

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They make it look so easy, don't they?

tough crowd...

Ugh. You have no idea. I've tried writing one. It's... difficult, and I don't know why. Someone should explain to me the way to go about writing it.

Developmentally speaking, kids like repetition, particularly alliteration. Maybe try one where 90% of each paragraph includes the same phonym?

As Foul Ol Ron would say "Bugrit, millennium hand an' shrimp..." . Better luck next time.

Bless the candor of children, they always tell you when they dislike something. Glad I kept that trait in myself as I grew up. I know absolutely no shame in speech.

aww, dont worry i thought it was funny

I've been told that "poo poo" and "pee pee" jokes still carry some weight in the diaper & freshly potty-trained circuits.

Michael Richards is currently touring that sort of laden set to packed houses throughout the lower states.

I am reminded of Baby Cakes.

541659>>542205>>542671 Did I miss the memo? Is it International Change Your Avatar Day already?

543061 Personally, I wanted something more unique than something I threw together with Pony Creator, and I figured one of the most menacing villains that I grew up with was something personal and unique.

543061

My avatar is a gift from an author named Pascal.

He really captured my eyes. And missing ear.

Well I doubt they got the socks reference, even if they understood the satire. Perhaps something with loud and lumbering words, fun verse and a lot of stuff that's just generally fun to say out loud, regardless of whether it means much (though if you've read enough children's fiction, you'd know it always means quite a lot), would have been better to read to them. You make me want to try my hand at something, but I know that kids are too smart for me to write for; I liked "Sisters" anyway, haha

541385 I think if you're asking for an explanation, you're a million miles away from the answer. But I like theory as much as the next guy so I think my last comment's got some teeth, if you want something to chew over...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VOdv2RE4jg <---- also this; his kids loved it, my parent's kid loved it (the kid in me still loves it). Study it, love it, and maybe you could write something for kids. I hope you do, I should like to join you.
Also, J.R breaking the fourth wall!?

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