A Short Walk in a Pony Town · 3:26am Aug 25th, 2020
*Hero ran through Ponyville with Wolf close at his side*
“C’mon buddy! The woods aren’t too far now!”
“Arf!”
“Of course I have a plan for when we get to the woods!”
“Wroof?”
“Okay, I don’t... but Hornheaded-Featherflank won’t follow us back.”
*Wolf barked*
“Fair enough.”
*They continued running until they get corned*
“Ah crap...“
“Aroo?”
“Yes Wolf, we’re screwed.”
*Twilight turns the corner* “You... you and that dog—”
“He’s a wolf, not a dog.”
“You two are in so much trouble because—”
One Friendship Speech Later
“And that’s why—“
“Can we go? I have to get back to camp so I ca—”
“You can go, when you return what you stole.”
“What?! But it’s food! You guys have a farm and we’re star—”
“I don’t want to hear it! Return it!”
“Mmmngh...”
*That night, a changeling and his wolf companion went to bed starving*
Aww, poor Hero...jerk much, Twilight?
5342322
Yeah... I’m surprised Wolf didn’t attack, I mean, she basically stole dinner
5342324
Yeah...maybe he's too hungry to fight
5342325
Yeah, true
5342328
Yeah...poor guys. And Twilight calls herself a princess. Pft. Bet Luna or Cadence would've let Hero keep the food.
5342330
Heh, probably. And she calls herself the Princess of Friendship.
5342331
Yeah. More like Princess of letting poor kids starve to death because reasons
5342332
Heh, yep
5342334
Yeah
5342332
5342334
Well, what are they gonna do about it?
5342337
Well...I dunno, I'm just saying it's unfair
5342337
I dunno, probably vandalize the castle
5342339
Please do.
5342341
Yay. But with what? Maybe spray paint? Or toilet paper? Or both?
5342342
Spray paint the toilet paper!
5342344
Holy Queen of Swiss Cheese... it’s perfect
5342346
Mhm.
5342346
5342338
Also I noticed something.
🌽
5342351
Welp. I’m not changing it.
5342351
Huh
5342352
Why not?
5342332
“...I don’t get it.”
5342354
I have.... no idea!
5342355
Because she was needlessly cruel to him
5342357
“Was it supposed to be a joke though?”
5342356
Heh. “Corned”
5342358
Not really
5342358
Heh, noice
5342361
Anyway, is this supposed to be multipart?
5342362
Maaaaybe
5342363
Oooh I hope it is.
5342366
Really?
5342367
Yeah, this could maybe be part of an interesting story.
5342369
Heh, thanks. I might make this a part in HO
5342370
Ooooh.
5342371
Heh, yeah.