for generic pranks, I can say that April Fools this year has been a success.An explanation and a thank you - Cheers! · 11:18pm Nov 27th, 2012
Well guys, what I wanted to say is that I've only been registered for five hours, and I have successfully watched over 1000 bronies.
You may ask why I am watching people. You may have doubts why I am watching you. You may be angry, or happy - and it's perfectly fine.
So what I would like to do is take a moment to explain.
Why do I follow everyone that I do? I follow each and every one of you because:
1) You have written stories to my liking
2) You are a founder or co-founder of something great (like Csquared08 of the TWE; give him some love, guys)
3) You have written many stories, which is effort-worthy of a follower
4) You are an editor, or proofreader for that matter, and have helped others
5) You have followed many other bronies (yes, Donus, I'm talking to you)
6) You need some motivation and inspiration to keep going
7) I try to give everyone a follow because it feels good. Not out of pity, but to make everyone feel special. Or to try, at least. Heck, when I joined and I received my first follow, it made me so proud. So I also figured to spread this little joy amongst others. It's the honest truth! 
8) ...iloveportalz0r.
Whether you are one of these, or not, I think that everyone should have at least one follower. If you feel you don't truly live up to my following, then PM me and I'm sure we can settle that. I know we can. Someday I hope to be recognized for my effort to make everyone feel appreciated and included in the FiMFiction brony community. It is a noble and well-intentioned cause, and I hope you all can find it to your liking as such.
Thank you to my followers, to those who have thanked me, or praised me, or congratulated me in my valiant effort to make everyone appreciated. It really makes me happy. In addition - I hope you all had a kick out of reading the notification: "Follower is following you". It made me happy that some of you got a laugh out of that.
In celebration, have an epic picture of an epic (more legendary at this point) mare. 
To conclude, if you need my opinion/help (within reason, of course), drop me a PM at my other account - hannahs98 - and I'll try to help, if possible.
Cheers, everypony!
>something great
>TWE
There is something terribly wrong here. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_1.png
532993 Well, it is a group to try and help newer and less experienced authors.
How do you find all of these people that you're following?
532998
Bunch of immature kids that they are cool by banding together and flaming/posting train image macros on badfics.533005 533008
It's a simple concept, and a challenging action. Every single page has someone commenting or favorites displayed. All I do is click on those that I haven't clicked on yet. If I'm running out of options (which I've experienced several times), just go to the page of someone with a lot of followers (such as that of SS&E or Wanderer D, etc.) and click on users.
That and effort/the will to make everybrony feel appreciated.
But I've done none of these things.
Also, it's "Follower is watching you", not "following you".
Well you have certainly motivated me to keep on writing, despite the fact that I have writer's block right now. Thank you.
So you liked my stories?
533020 My bad!
Alas, I am too lazy to fix it! 
533048 You are quite welcome, C. May I call you that?
533048 533058 Ohmygawsh it would mean so much to me if you two watched my other account because I find you guys most impressive.
Most definitely, Regidar!
They made me laugh several times, and a laugh makes life all the more merrier.
533050 Wow! Thanks so much! That makes me feel amazing, knowing that I made other smile and feel good about themselves~
If you need any help, you can either PM me on this account, or my other one (listed below).
Cheers!
-Follower/hannahs98
533077
533077
lazier than me?
533084 Sadly, perhaps, Dan!
One of these days, I must do something more productive! 
533080>>533085 Many thanks, guys, you don't know how much this means to me!
CHEEEEEEERS!!
Aww... thanks a lot!
Here, have a gif that I'm going to spam all over tonight on bad stories.
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Also, I am wondering why you are watching me as well!
I guess I hit the criteria for number 4 then. I kinda wish I still had the original drive for my stories, but whenever I work on it I never feel like continuing and it begins to feel forced. Really, I've just kinda given up on writing now and focus on helping other people with reviews or editing.
*Shameless self-plug* Need an editor? I'm still here to help!
I do like the concept behind this though, and I hope some people find inspiration in it.
So why did you follow me?
Well, I've got nothing to say here, but just to give you thanks for the watch, Follower. I really need those, and apparently I see the reason why you're watching me. But still, thanks.
~Cheers
Blitz
Wow
Wh...I did none of these. Well, if you consider my crappy junkpiles as Numero 3, then I guess I understand. But, otherwise, I really don't understand...
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Answer me, oh great Follower!!!!!!!!!!!
None of them Responds....
>five hours
>only 1000
Bitch, please
>1) You have written stories to my liking
>2) You are a founder or co-founder of something great (like Csquared08 of the TWE; give him some love, guys)
>3) You have written many stories, which is effort-worthy of a follower
>4) You need some motivation and inspiration to keep going
What if I am None Of The Above?
Thanks you, the gesture is much appreciated!
*grumbles and walks away*
However, your motivation is not really going to get me started until summer.
Freaking school...
533451 Thanks so much! It made me happy knowing that!
If you need any help with literary works, send me a PM at hannahs98 and I'll try to help out to the best of my abilities! But if I do need help editing... I was wondering... May I acquire your assistance? :3
533863>>534027 No problem!
534377 Alright, Donus, you win. I added a special section just for you. Hope it's to your liking~
I'll gladly accept that awkward sibling hug. 
534830 I certainly hear number six calling your name, DD.
535134 You win.
I'll make a special section just for you, portalz.
536223 No problem! Should you ever need help, I am just a PM away!
537115
I love it!
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532996 Indeed! fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/029/1/3/vector__cheers_by_katiepox-d4o1hyn.png
537121 Why thank you! That means a lot, considering you're a brony of very important nature on here! (Well, everyone is here at the brony community) But, truly, I'm glad you're fascinated by my concept! Cheers all around!
537125 Huzzah! fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/316/2/6/happy_pinkie_vector__by_sketchystars-d5ji8mg.png
Cheers!
~Follower/hannahs98
537152
Oh for the love of...
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537142 Definitely.
fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/189/f/a/cute_kittens_sleeping_icon_by_kasakuraxmaskai-d56imqi.png Thought you may like this pic~
537156 True, but he won his slot fair and square. Okay, maybe not fair... Kidding, only kidding.
Don't forget, numbero cinco was inspired by you!
537164 media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0khklocM1ryvz4g.gif
Okay, fine...
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537181 You have 500 followers! (how ironic, in this case) But that, sir, is extremely impressive! I mean, your stories are great - I very much so enjoyed reading them!
You simply cannot deny that it is of very important and inspiring nature!
537170 There, there, now Donus. Must I do all the work myself? ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
537172 Good luck!
~Follower
537202 No, you mustn't. I am being a baby. You are an amazing...no, inspirational stalker, and I should be grateful for people like you.
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537214 B'awwwww.
My feels consists of fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/049/c/0/Shin_Woo_Hug_GIF_Icon_by_emmers591.gif 
537241
537246 My work here, I believe, is done.
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537115 I love you
537156 Y'know, looking back on this comment, I can actually read that. I'm half Russian.
537491
537115
533077
I call her 'C2' or 'hey, jerk!' Just remember that she's a very pretty lady.
Also,
I am a fan of your work, Follower, keep it up.
I'm... Confused...
I also appreciate the watch. But why? Why have you chosen me?
538687 Thanks, Pilate! That means a lot to me!
538710 Why so?
538711 Hopefully my reply on my user page will answer your question.
Cheers!
~Follower/hannahs98
538719 It has. Thank you.
538719
1) You have written stories to my liking
I have..? If so, neat!
2) You are a founder or co-founder of something great (like Csquared08 of the TWE; give him some love, guys)
I'm not a co-founder of anything.
3) You have written many stories, which is effort-worthy of a follower
24 stories... *bad pokerface*
4) You are an editor, or proofreader for that matter, and have helped others
I can't edit for shit as I always miss something...
5) You have followed many other bronies (yes, Donus, I'm talking to you)
Following only 9... That's a nope.
6) You need some motivation and inspiration to keep going
Maybe... *sniff* maybe...
Yeeeaaahh... I think I see your point...
I am an editor and need motivation to keep going, but I'm assuming it's because I'm part of the best group ever (Nikola Tesla Fanclub)
538825 See? I followed you for all those reasons you just stated! Aaaaaaand... I have a soft spot for your avatar.
I love Celestia. 
~Cheers!
Follower/hannahs98
538893
Thanks again! I'll check out your other account.
538912 Thanks!
It makes me happy, knowing I've made a difference to the bronies that I've watched.